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Episode 1: Dawn of the New World

- July 1, 2019 -

Superman, Deadpool, Rick, Morty, and Guthix are in a conference room in the Multiverse League Headquarters.

Superman: Well, we went through all the data...searched the multiverse. We found nothing. Are you sure it was her?

Rick: Absolutely. She was the only suspect. The only one we came into contact with before we died.

Deadpool: Don't mean to sound like a broken record...but are you sure about that?

Morty: Positive.

Rick: Unfortunately, we lost all video footage. We lost all the evidence, but you have to believe us, we have no reason to lie.

Guthix: They're telling the truth. I think she is the one responsible for almost destroying us all in 2018.

Superman: Then where could she be, if she is still alive?

Rick: The real world. Just a hunch. It's the only place we haven't checked yet.

Deadpool: Well, you didn't give us much to go on. A lot of people can cause chaos, you know.

Superman: We can't keep wasting time looking for things that might not exist. Rick, Morty, you two need a vacation. Seriously. I can tell the stress is getting to you.

Rick: But-

Deadpool: Don't worry. We'll keep watch. Nothing bad has really happened since 2018, but we'll let you know when something comes up.

Superman: Have you heard? We're forming a new government to cover the entire multiverse. Seeing everyone get together really inspired us, and, you know, it might be nice to make it official.

Guthix: You just want more power. That's all it is-

Deadpool: We're doing this for you! We need a way to get together in case something like this pops out again!

Superman: I'm not a big fan of governments, either, but this is something that we have to do. We need an official defense program to cover every universe. We need to connect everyone to make this happen.

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Divinity M

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Guthix: And you don't need a big government to do that. When it happens, it happens! We'll just get together like last ti-

Superman: Last time, if it wasn't for the Multi-Universal Sports League, you wouldn't know about this until it was too late.

Guthix: Not true. I already had a feeling-

Deadpool: Feelings are not facts.

Guthix: ...

Rick: I think that this is for the best. At least until we're sure we're in the clear.

Superman: It will be a democracy. Anyone can run. You can run...and it'll be a lot of fun, I promise.

Deadpool: We need leadership in times of chaos. This government is the best way to get that.

Guthix: Leadership? Democracy? What a laugh!
You're asking people to choose between two dinosaurs that they can't even tell apart!
Democratic-Liberals? What's so liberal about paying taxes?
Conservative-Republicans? What are they even trying to conserve?
The two-party system is a massive failure in the real world and you want to bring that over here?!?!

Superman: You could run as an Independent...

Guthix: Yeah! You bet I will! I can't afford to be neutral while everything is falling apart!
I'm not just another candidate! I shall be the meteor to knock the dinosaurs into extinction and bring forth the dawn of the new world!

Deadpool: The two-party system isn't perfect, but it's far better than having over 9000 parties splitting the votes.

Superman: So you're running, then?

Guthix: YES! And the first thing I'm going to do is to guarantee NO GOVERNMENT!
You goons couldn't even run a proper hockey game, and now you expect people to trust you with running the government.

Superman: The hockey games were fine. You didn't complain while you were winning.

Guthix: The Multi-Universal Sports League was a mistake. You blocked Touhou in 2018, remember? Because they were too good for you!

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Divinity M

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Superman: And why are you complaining? RuneScape won the Cup precisely because Touhou wasn't playing! I mean, you seemed fine with it at the time! And 3 Touhou characters won the Cup with you, so we didn't block all of Touhou!

Guthix: It's just not right...I guess I changed my mind. I don't think RuneScape deserved to win the Cup...we just made more trades than everyone else, but really, it wasn't because we were necessarily the best team.

Deadpool: The games of the future could be strictly between franchises. No trading allowed.

Rick: That would be fair.

Guthix: Anyways, yeah...we could do that. But, for now, let's not do that. I want to run for president, not play hockey this time.

Superman: Good luck. I'm also running, by the way.

Guthix: Then I'll have to destroy you. Nothing personal.

Superman: I understand you're angry. Let's end this meeting.

Rick: We're calling it the "chaos virus" for now. And we'll be here if it does come back.

- July 5, 2019 -

Guthix begins his campaign at the Grand Exchange in Old School RuneScape. He had already registered as an Independent candidate. He hired King Roald to be his campaign manager, and Party Pete to be the campaign host. He live streams his campaign events on YouTube.

Guthix: TOGETHER! UNITED! HUMANITY! WE WILL DEFEAT THE ESTABLISHMENT! NO MULTIVERSE GOVERNMENT! NO TAXES! THEY DON'T RULE US! WE RULE OURSELVES!
GUTHIX 2020! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!!!!!

The crowd cheers wildly.

King Roald: I believe you can do it. I believe this is the beginning of greatness.

The sun rises and shines on the faces of glory.

Meanwhile...

- July-August 2019 -

Batman: Looks like you've got big competition there, buddy.

Superman: I'm not worried. Compared to me, Guthix is nothing more than a mere child...

Joker: Hmm, I wonder if I should run...

Harley Quinn: I would just do it! You never know until you try.

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Divinity M

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Monokuma: Junko Enoshima, you have been resurrected.
Your palace awaits in 2020...

Junko had just robbed a bank. She clicks on the button to make the $1,000,000 deposit. It's official. She is now in the race.

Goku: Gohan?

Gohan: Hey, man!

Goku: What are you doing? That's a lot of money you got there!

Gohan: I'm running for president!

Goku: Alright!

At the North Pole, Santa Claus manages to get the wireless network to work. He then opens his computer.

Rudolph: Are you sure about this?

Santa Claus: Yes. Now is the time.

Butler: There is the option to run for either the president, House, or Senate, if you are interested.

Seto Kaiba: Yeah, but it isn't related to Yu-Gi-Oh.

Butler: Whoever wins gets to control the multiverse. More duel disk sales for you. Yu-Gi-Oh becomes mainstream. And a chance to surpass Yugi.

Seto Kaiba: Alright, you have my interest.

Butler: It requires a refundable $1,000,000 deposit.

Seto Kaiba: Go ahead and do that. Register me in now, and if I want to do it, I'll start.

Misaka Mikoto: I'm tired of big governments telling me what to do, and ruining my life. Almost killing my friends whenever they feel like it.

Kamijou Touma: What are you going to do about it?

Misaka: Run for president!

Homer Simpson just got home from work. He receives a call.

Homer: Wait, are you sure? You want me to run?

...

Homer: Yeah, but my family, and I have no money-

...

Homer: Ok. Understood. Yeah, thank you. Marge! I'm running for president but don't worry, they'll pay me! I might be gone for a while so you do your thing, right?!?!

Marge Simpson: What?!?!?!

Reimu Hakurei: I have awakened.

- END OF EPISODE 1 -

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Divinity M

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Episode 2: Make Everything Great Again!

- August 4, 2019 -

Reimu Hakurei had just woke up. She talks to Marisa Kirisame in the Hakurei Shrine.

Marisa: That's nice, but have you awakened to the fact that you have no dollars?!?!

Reimu: That's why I will need your help to open a website, and get the precious donations!
Marisa get the precious things!

Marisa: Nyehh!!!! And why should I do that?!?!

Reimu: NYEHH!!! Because you're my friend! And that's what friends do!

Marisa: LOL! You're crazy. I'm leaving.

Yukari Yakumo: Please reconsider. This entire election could be our best chance to become mainstream.

Marisa: But mainstream is not good.

Yukari: It is. For us. We need money to fund our fan made anime. And money comes from people. People that we don't have enough of.

Marisa: Yeah, but there must be another way-

Yukari: The other ways are nothing compared to this one. This is our best shot to solve all of our problems. Have you noticed? Gensokyo is in disarray. People are fighting all the time. This is our chance to unite everyone. To really bring this franchise together.

Think about what our fans want. This is our chance to deliver on all fronts. To finally get that fan made anime done. Do you think it's fair to us that Hollywood can produce mediocre garbage and make billions while we deliver art and get pennies? This is not about you! It's not even about me! It's about Touhou! Let's make art great again! Let's make everything great again!

Marisa: Well, yeah, but this is an election we're talking about. Against people from other universes, other dimensions. If we lose, it could backfire badly!

Yukari: We are better than the normies. We can beat them. Let's do this.

Marisa: Ok then, who's our president?

Yukari: Reimu is the obvious choice. She's the main character.

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Divinity M

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Reimu: But I have no dollars!

Yukari: Don't worry about that. Leave that to me. Focus on your campaign slogan. Your message. How are you going to reach out to people? People who haven't heard of Touhou? I shall be your campaign manager, and I will talk to Sanae Kochiya about being your campaign host.

Marisa: Didn't you already say it? Make everything great again? It's catchy, and it makes sense.

Reimu: Alright. My name is Reimu Hakurei and I will Make Everything Great Again!

Yukari opened Reimu's campaign website and convinced Sanae to join the case. On August 15, 2019, Reimu received enough donations to register as a candidate.

Reimu speaks to her fans on a live stream in the Hakurei Shrine.

Reimu: Thank you so much, my loyal fans. I honestly didn't think this would happen but here we are. I will make you proud. I promise!

Yukari: You're in. Now, do you want to be a Democratic-Liberal or a Conservative-Republican or an Independent?

Reimu: Well, what do you recommend?

Yukari: It's really hard to Independents to get into the race. You need to pass a special poll to be on the ballot. If you join one of the two parties, you would be on the ballot right away.

Reimu: So Liberal or Conservative?

Yukari: What do you believe in? Only your heart can answer that.

Reimu: Well, I really like traditions.

Yukari: So it's settled. Conservative it is.

Marisa: Wait, are you sure? Once you choose, you can't change it for the whole election.

Reimu briefly browses through a Wikipedia page on Conservatism.

Reimu: Ok. Yeah. I've decided.

Yukari: As you wish. I've put you in.

Reimu begins her campaign trail through the Multiverse, by campaigning in Pokémon, Asian Drama, and Anime. She soon notices that many other candidates are also going through the same places. The election heats up, and by the first debates, it's about to explode...

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Divinity M

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Every debate is being hosted by the Multiverse League. Every debate takes place on the stage in front of a lecture hall in the Multiverse League Headquarters. About 50 million people have paid the $100 fee for the debate ticket draw. The 10,000 winners of this draw get a ticket to see the debate in person. 1,000 seats are reserved for special corporate donors that have paid $100,000 to reserve a seat.

There are 25 candidates in the First Democratic-Liberal Debate. 3 of them are independent.
There are 12 candidates in the First Conservative-Republican Debate. 2 of them are independent.

- September 7, 2019 -

5:00 PM

Deadpool: Hello and welcome to the First Democratic-Liberal Debate! I am your moderator, Deadpool.
Krusty Krabs: And I'm the other moderating...guy-ish!
Deadpool: We're here to make sure that the debates are done fairly. We ask the tough questions, so you don't have to!
Krabs: Too many people to fit onto one stage, so we divided them up by random draw. Tonight's lineup is:

Superman
Batman
The Flash
Ironman
Spider-Man

Bugs Bunny
Donald Duck
Mickey Mouse
Joker
Santa Claus (Independent)

Gohan
Junko Enoshima
Guthix (Independent)

Let's give them all a big round of applause!!!! It's SHOWTIME!!!

*APPLAUSE*

Deadpool: LADIES, GENTLEMEN! OTHER GENDERS! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!?!?!
YOUR EPIC DEBATE TOPICS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
DEMOCRATIC-LIBERALS FULL POWER MODE WOOOOOT!!!!

~ Opening Statement Highlights ~

Superman: I thank the Multiverse League for having me here. I will restore faith in our democracy, and uphold the values of justice.

Guthix: I STAND FOR THE BEST OF HUMANITY! I WILL SET YOU FREE!

Santa Claus: I will make every day Christmas.

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Gohan: Debt is not good. Debt is bad.

Batman: I will put money into your pockets.

Bugs Bunny: Money is overrated.

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Divinity M

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~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

The Flash: I will deliver the fastest health care you could possibly imagine.

Donald Duck: I will deliver health care to animals, not just humans.

Spider-Man: Now, let's not discriminate against spiders and people who identify as spiders.

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Ironman: We need to invest in education.

Mickey Mouse: We need to take care of our kids.

Joker: We need to stop teaching kids that university is the only way to go. You can learn your own way.

~ Special Topic Debate Highlights ~

Junko: I challenge you, Superman! You're not saving anyone!

Superman: I accept your pathetic challenge.

Junko: Hope is boring. Despair is the real deal. I will rescue humanity through the power of despair!

Superman: Then despair in the fact that your stupid plan will never work.

Junko: YES!!!!

Superman: Weirdo...

Bugs Bunny: I want to address the issue of climate change.

Gohan: We need to switch over to green energy or we're done.

Guthix: Yeah, but, how are you going to do it? Too many people rely on oil and gas.

Santa Claus: If we don't fix this, entire civilizations, entire galaxies, entire universes will collapse and die out. We're talking cities going underwater, polar ice caps melting, forests burning, devastation, and despair like we've never seen each before!

Junko:

Gohan: I challenge the challenge made to Bugs Bunny by Guthix. Can I do that?

Deadpool: Yeah, go ahead.

Gohan: Guthix, you just don't get it. You're not a scientist.

Guthix: Well, neither are you. Go home.

~ Closing Statement Highlights ~

Superman: In conclusion today, what did we learn? Absolutely nothing if you vote for these morons! I'm the only clear choice. I have a platform that works! I have superhero experience!

Guthix: I want to point out that most people here are establishment hacks. Bought and paid for by corporations. I'm the only one here who's for real.

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Santa Claus: Go to my website and read my platform. I'm the only one who can make real change in your lives.

Deadpool: And that concludes our debate. Come back tomorrow for another round!

*APPLAUSE*

~ September 8, 2019 ~

5:00 PM

Deadpool: 24 hours ago, it began. 24 hours later, it continues. Here's your lineup:

Homer Simpson
Shuang Guo (Yaoguai Mingdan)
Empress Long Cheng (Xuan Yuan Sword Luminary)
Peter Griffin
Eric Cartman

Darkseid
Thanos
Ant-Man
Dr. Strangelove
Harry Potter

Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia) (Independent)
Doctor Who

LET'S GO DEMOCRATIC-LIBERALS FULL POWER MODE PEWPEWPEW!!!!!!

~ Opening Statement Highlights ~

Aslan: I will make people take Democrats seriously again.

Harry: I have the experience. I have the skills. I can be your president.

Eric: I will give everyone tree fiddy. That's no joke.

Shuang: I will give everyone $1,000 every month. No questions asked!

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Homer: Look, I had a job. I know what it's like for the working class.

Peter: Going to have to challenge you right there, buddy!

Homer: Well, you're not a family guy. You are the most dysfunctional dad ever!

Darkseid: I'm a top employer.

Ant-Man: You're a villain. You shouldn't even be here!

~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

Thanos: I will snap all of your health care problems out of existence.

Doctor Who: Let's turn back the clock to find the real problems.

Dr. Strangelove: You know, I've worked as a doctor. I can work with hospitals to develop solutions.

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Dr. Strangelove: Kids are failing school. They can't even do basic math, it's so sad!

Shuang: I agree with you there. My $1,000 per month will give everyone a chance to get a better education.

Dr. Strangelove: Challenge. Where's the money going to come from?

Shuang: We're going to tax the billionaires!

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