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Blaze Deku
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Chapter 60: Battle for Misthalin
Varrock Palace...
Thorblade4: Ok, we took care of Icup1121 and Yoshi Xd.
Yoshi Xd: You haven't defeated me yet! I still can-
(Mustkill126 hits Yoshi Xd on the head with the frying pan)
Mustkill126: Man, that guy is annoying.
Thorblade4: Ok then. On to Kitedj!
Top of Varrock Palace...
Kitedj: So, you have come to reclaim Misthalin huh?
Bono: Nope! I'm just looking for the bathroom.
Fan434: Bono, shut up!
Bono: Shut up is a mean wor-
(Mustkill126 hits Bono on the head with the frying pan)
Fan434: Thanks.
Mustkill126: No problem.
Thorblade4: That's right, Kitedj! We have come to reclaim Misthalin!
Kitedj: Ah, but you see, there's one thing that stands between you and me?
(Bono wakes up)
Bono: You're inflated ego?
Kited: NO!!! My secret weapon.
(A Steel Titan and two Steel Dragons appear)
Chu Master5: Noob! How is that supposed to be your secret weapon?!
Kitedj: You haven't seen what happens next.
(The Steel Titan and the Steel Dragons melt)
Thorblade4: What the-?
(The molten steel reforms to become a Giant Steel Titan with Steel Dragon Wings, a tail and two Steel Dragon heads on it's sholders)
Kitedj: Behold my Steel Dragon Titan!
Chaserm1: We'll never defeat that!
Bono: Never say never, Chaserm1.
Chaserm1: But you just said never.
Bono: Nevermind!
Chaserm1: You just said it again!
Bono: Oh shut up!
Chaserm1: But you said shut up is a mean word-!
(Mustkill126 hits Chaserm1 on the head with the frying pan)
Bono: Thanks!
Mustkill126: I not** I'm knocking out lots of people with my frying pan in this chapter.
Kitedj: Uh hello? Evil mage with a Steel Dragon Titan here?
Mustkill126: Oh sorry. We'll come back to you.
Kitedj: That's it!
(The Steel Dragon Titan fires dragonfire at The Resistance)
Thorblade4: Duck!
Bono: Where?!
(Thorblade4 pulls Bono out of the way)
Bono: Where's the ducky?!
Thorblade4: O_o
Dusty Sharp: What will we do, Thorblade4? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:54:22

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: We'll fight Titan with Titan.
(Everyone summons their Titans)
Bono & Chaserm1: GO CHEESE TITAN!!!
(The Cheese Titans attack the Steel Dragon Titan)
Kitedj: Go Steel Dragon Titan! Use Dragon Fire!!!
(The Steel Dragon Titan melts the Cheese Titans)
Bono & Chaserm1: Noooooo!!! cheese Titans!!! Now what shall we do?!
One Second Later...
(Bono & Chaserm1 start nibbling on the cheese)
Chu Master5: My turn! Go Snow Titan!
(The Snow Titan attacks)
Kitedj: Go Steel Dragon Titan! Use Dragonfire!
(The Steel Dragon Titan melts the Snow Titan)
Rocky: Hey Chu Master5!
Chu Master5: Yeah?
Rocky: That was the stupidest thing to do!
Chu Master5: =@
Thorblade4: Arani, use your Crystal Titan!
Arani Arrows: Gotcha!
(Tne Crystal Titan attacks)
Kitedj: Steel Dragon Titan, use dragonfire!
(The Steel Dragon Titan uses Dragonfire, but it doesn't harm the Crystal Titan)
Kitedj: How is that possible?!
Arani Arrows: You can't melt crystal!
Puss: We need back up!
(Hero, Dioti, and Firesniper41 appear with a Cheese Titan, Cake Titan, and Pizza Titan)
Thorblade4: What took you guys so long?!
Firesniper41: Hero gave me some cheese for my pizzas for the Pizza Titan.
Thorblade4: And what's your's, Dioti?
Dioti: Well...
Flashback...
Dioti: Free cake Pl0x!
Steel Warrior: Go away noob!
Dioti: Free cake Pl0x!
Steel Warrior: I said go away!
Dioti: Free cake Pl0x!
Steel Warrior: Arrrgh! Fine! Take these and go away!
End of Flashback...
Thorblade4: Ok...
Bono: I have an idea!
(Bono and Chaserm1's melted Cheese Titans combind with Hero's Cheese Titan to make a cheese Dragon Titan)
Bono, Chaserm1, and Hero: Now, Cheese Dragon Titan, use Dragonfire!
(Cheese Dragon Titan uses Dragonfire)
Kitedj: Oh crude!
(The Steel Dragon Titan melts)
The Resistance: Yay!
(The Steel Dragon Titan reforms)
Thorblade4: What?! How is that possible? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:54:38

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Kitedj: My Steel Dragon Titan reforms like all my Steel Warriors do! My creation is invincible!
Outside of Varrock...
???: Those guys need help.
Xdk: So will you be the one to help them?
???: Yes.
(??? teleports to Varrock)
Top of Varrock Castle...
Kitedj: Now face your doom!
(??? appears)
???: Not so fast Kitedj!
Thorblade4: Why are you here, ??? ?
???: To help you.
(??? summons an Ice Titan)
???: Now Bono use Dragonfire again!
Bono: Ok! Cheese Dragon Titan! Use Dragonfire!
(Cheese Dragon Titan uses Dragonfire and the Steel Dragon Titan melts)
Kitedj: Have you learned nothing noob? It will only reform!
???: Now Ice Titan, freeze it!
(Ice Titan casts Ice Blitz)
Kitedj: What the-? It's not reforming!
???: That's because I froze it.
Kitedj: You will not defeat me! I still have this Steel Dragon to use!
(Bono walks up to Kitedj)
Bono: I'll give you these shades if you surrender and never fight us again.
(Kitedj takes the shades)
Kitedj: AAK! You defeated! Arrgh!
(Kitedj gets on his Steel Dragon and flies to Drag0n Kn1ght's House)
Thorblade4: Victory!
The Resistance: Hoorary!
Thorblade4: Thanks ???.
???: You're welcome. I must be going now.
(??? teleports away)
Drag0n Kn1ght's House...
Drag0n Kn1ght: You have failed me, Kitedj!
Kitedj: I'm sorry, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght!
Drag0n Kn1ght: However, I need you for research, experiments and working on the machine that will give me power to control Runescape forever!
Draynor Manor...
Xdk: Good work helping The Resistance, ???
???: Thank you, Xdk.
Xdk: You have said that Drag0n Kn1ght is making a machine, ???
???: Yes he is, Xdk.
Xdk: I just hope it isn't I think it is, but we don't have enough information. Keep spying on Drag0n Kn1ght, ???.
???: Yes, Xdk.
Next Chapter: Chapter 61: Bye Bye Rocky "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:54:58

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 61: Bye Bye Rocky
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Ok. Now that Iou642 and Kitedj are defeated and Asgarnia and Misthalin are free, that only leaves one person to defeat and one kingdom to free.
Bono: Drag0n Kn1ght...
Thorblade4: That's right. Drag0n Kn1ght won't be easy to defeat. With Shadow and lots of strong warriors on his side and Blue dead, the odds of defeating him are small, so we'll have to try and get more people to join our cause before attacking Drag0n Kn1ght.
(??? appears)
???: Thorblade4! Drag0n Kn1ght is up to something!
Thorblade4: What is it?
???: Drag0n Kn1ght and his troops are heading to Karajama Volcano. I don't know what they are planning but it can't be good.
Thorblade4: Well, let's get to Karajama Volcano and cut down his forces!
Karajama Volcano...
Thorblade4: Has anyone seen Bono?
(Thorblade4 sees Bono in the lava)
Bono: Ah... This is a nice hot spring...=)
Thorblade4: BONO!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!! THAT'S MOLTEN LAVA!!!
Bono: Oh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!
(Bono jumps out)
Bono: Why do I feel that something's missing?
(Bono notices that his legs are gone)
Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY LEGS ARE GONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Mustkill126 hits Bono on the head with the frying pan)
Mustkill126: Me and Firesniper41 will heal Bono's legs.
Firesniper41: That's right! I have special healing powers!
Later...
Bono: I feel good as new!
Thorblade4: Can we just get into the volcano already?
Bono: Sure!
TzHaar...
Firesniper41: Drag0n Kn1ght went in here alright. I can feel his presence.
Bono: He has presents for us? Yay!=D
Rocky: Something about this place feels familiar, but I can't figure out what.
??? #1: Rocky! Is that you?
??? #2: It is you Rocky!
(Two Tzhaar run up and hug Rocky)
Rocky: Hey! Get off me!
??? #1: Now Rocky, don't you remember us?!
Rocky: Nope, but you do seem familiar.
??? #2: At least you're back Rocky.
Rocky: Who are you people?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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??? #1: I'm Rockafeller. I'm your dad.
??? #2: I'm Terra. I'm your mother.
Rocky: Mom? Dad?
Rockafeller & Terra: Yes Rocky?
Rocky: Do I still have to clean my room?
(Everyone laughs and Rocky hugs Rockafeller and Terra)
At Rocky's Parent's House...
Thorblade4: So Rocky's really a TzHaar, huh?
Terra: That's right.
Puss: But if he is a TzHaar, why doesn't he have lava flowing through him like you?
Rockafeller: Rocky wasn't blessed with the lava yet so he doesn't have lava in his veins yet.
Terra: He was only an egg when he was stolen from us.
Fan434: Stolen?!
Rockafeller: Yup. Some player came and stole Rocky away from us and we haven't seen him since.
Bono: So I didn't get a pet rock, I got a-
Thorblade4: -TzHaar Egg.
Bono: If I known that sooner, I'd have callen him Eggy The Eggiest Egg in Runescape.
Thorblade4: Is eggiest even a word?
Bono: It is in my vocabulary.
Terra: I'm so glad you brought Rocky back home to us. Now we can be one happy family.
Bono: Well Rocky, would you like to stay with your parents.
Rocky: If you don't mine, Bono.
Bono: Nah. It's okay. I've got Puss here.
Thorblade4: So tell me, have you seen an evil player named Drag0n Kn1ght around here?
Rockafeller: What does he look like?
Bono: He looks like this.
(Bono pulls out a Drag0n Kn1ght Wants You For His Army Poster)
Terra: That's the player that stole Rocky from us as an egg!
Rockafeller: I saw him go into the Fight Cave. I don't why we went there though. Maybe he's planning to steal more TzHaar eggs.
Thorblade4: And have an army of TzHaar! We've got to stop him!
(Everyone runs out)
Entrance to Fight Caves...
Itatchi2929: Do you hear something breaking?
(TzTok-Jad breaks through the wall)
Dusty Sharp: Uh oh.
(Thorblade4 sees Drag0n Kn1ght on TzTok-Jad's back)
Thorblade4: Drag0n Kn1ght!
Drag0n Kn1ght: In the flesh!
Ellemar: What are you up to now, you monster?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:56:10

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: I'm using TzTok-Jad to blackmail the TzHaar into giving me the TzHaar eggs and using TzTok-Jad as part of my army!
Rocky: You fiend! Haven't you caused enough suffering?!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Nope. With the TzHaar and TzTok-Jad by my side, I shall rule Runescape for eternity! Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!
(TzTok-Jad's Mom appear)
TzTok-Jad's Mom: Jr! I told you to clean your room!
TzTok-Jad: Aw! Mom!
TzTok-Jad's Mom: No buts! Back to your room!
TzTok-Jad: Fine...
(TzTok-Jad goes back to his room)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Hey wait! Come back you sissy!
(The TzHaar surrond Drag0n Kn1ght)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Aw man...
(Drag0n Kn1ght gets beat up)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Fine! Keep your stupid eggs! But you'll be sorry, you meddlesome rock-heads!
(Drag0n Kn1ght disappears)
Rocky's Parents'
TzHaar-Mej-Jal: So Rocky, do you wish to be blessed by the sacred lava?
Rocky: Yes I do.
TzHaar-Mej-Jal: Good! I now bless you!
(TzHaar-Mej-Jal pours lava on Rocky and Rocky becomes full Tz-Haar)
Rockafeller: I'm proud of you son.
Terra: Now we can be a family again!
(Rocky turns towards the guys)
Rocky: I'm going to miss all you guys.
Puss: Adiois, amigo.
Thorblade4: It was fun, Rocky.
Bono: (sniff) I'll never forget you Rocky!
(Bono hugs Rocky but then he jumps back)
Bono: AAAAAAAAAH!!! HOT!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
Everyone: O_o
Rocky: Bye guys!
Everyone: Bye Rocky!
Bono: Bye Bye Rocky!
Next Chapter: Chapter 62: Tree Gnome Village "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:56:40

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 62: Tree Gnome Village
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Good job stopping TzTok-Jad people.
Bono: But we didn't do anything! His mom did.
Thorblade4: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
(Sheer125 appears)
Sheer125: Thorblade4! I got news!
Thorblade4: what is it?
Sheer125: General Khazard has launched an attack on the gnomes!
Thorblade4: So? He's always been doing that for years.
Sheer125: But General Khazard is allied with Drag0n Kn1ght. If we beat him in battle, we can severly weaken Drag0n Kn1ght's forces!
Thorblade4: Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's go!
Khazard Battlefield...
Thorblade4: As anyone seen Bono?
(Thorblade4 sees Bono attacking a Gnome)
Bono: Die midget!
(Bono has only 1hp left and the gnome has all 3hp)
Thorblade4: Bono! Get over here!
Bono: Ok.
(Glares at gnome)
Bono: I'll own you later, midget!
Gnome: Die!
(Gnome shoots arrow but Thorblade4 jumps in the way)
Thorblade4: Ow.
Bono: OH MY GOSH!!! THORBLADE4'S BEEN MORTALLY WOUNDED!!!
Thorblade4: It didn't hurt that much!
Bono: OH NO!!! HE MIGHT DIE WITHIN THE HOUR!!!
Thorblade4: I'm getting better!
Bono: YOUR DEATH SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN THORBLADE4!!!
Thorblade4: I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!
Bono: Oh. Ok!=D
Thorblade4: *Cough* Moron!
Bono: OH NO! YOU CAUGHT A COLD!
Thorblade4: Great... Here we go again...
???: Huh? What's all the noise about?
Thorblade4: Pink Punk? Is that you?
Pink Punk39: Yup! It's me! I'm glad you put me into the story!
Thorblade4: Yeah. Me too. Well, we'd better defeat the Khazard Troops.
Pink Punk39: Shouldn't Bono be doing Tree Gnome Village? That would foil the Khazard troops plans.
Thorblade4: Good idea. Let's to the Village.
Maze...
Bono: Oh no! I'm hopeless lost! Soon, the creatures also lost in this maze will find me and tear me to pieces!
Thorblade4: Bono, we're not even in the maze yet.
Bono: I was just getting it out of my system.
Everyone: O_o
Bono: What?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:56:57

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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23 Hours Later...
(Everyone looks tired and grumpy)
Thorblade4: (grumbles) I can't believe Bono just ran off into the maze screaming. It took us forever to find him and each other.
(Bono sees a Gnome)
Bono: Die midget!
(Thorblade4 grabs on to Bono)
Thorblade4: You're not running off to anywhere, Bono.
(All the gnomes gather around laughing)
Bono: Are they laughing at us?
Thorblade4: (sarcasticly) No Bono. They're laughing with us.
Bono: Oh. Why are we laughing again?
(King Bolren appears)
King Bolren: You'll have to excuse our behavior, but (starts laughing) we can't help it. You look (starts laughing) so funny when you (starts laughing) got lost in the maze!
Fan434: How'd you know that?!
King Bolren: We have security cameras in our maze and there TV for them is right over there.
(King Bolren points to a TV of the maze)
Gnome #1: Oh look! The Goblins are arguing over whethere to go right or left!
Gnome #2: I love it when they do that!
King Bolren: Ah! The TV is so fun to watch. I love reality shows!
Bono: I'm here to start 3 Home Pillage.
Thorblade4: (whispers) Tree Gnome Village.
Bono: What he said.
King Bolren: Oh good! Our orb got stolen out on the battlefield. The Khazard Troops took it from us.
Thorblade4: How'd that happened?
King Bolren: Like this...
Flashback...
(Khazard Troop appears)
Khazard Troop: I'm here to steal your orb!
Gnome Guard: I can't let you do that!
Khazard Troop: Did I say "steal?" Sorry, I meant "commadeer."
Gnome Guard: Oh! That's different. Here you go.
(Gnome Guard hands the Khazard Troop the Orb)
Khazard Troop: Thanks noob!
(Khazard Troop runs off)
Gnome Guard: Hey! Where's my cookie?
End of Flashback...
Everyone: O_o
King Bolren: What?! Anyway, I need you to get it back for us.
Bono: Ok.
Battlefield...
Thorblade4: Ok, we need to get that orb back.
Pink Punk39: You mean this?
(Pink Punk39 pulls out the orb)
Thorblade4: =O How'd you-?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:57:26

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Pink Punk39: It was like this...
Flashback...
(Pink Punk39 takes the orb out of the chest)
Khazard Commander #1: Hey! You can't steal the orb!
Pink Punk39: I'm not stealing it. I'm commadeering it.
Khazard Commander #1: Oh. That's different. Go ahead and commadeer it!
Pink Punk39: Thanks!
(Pink Punk39 runs off)
Khazard Commander: Hey! Where's my cookies?!
End of Flashback...
Everyone: O_o
Pink Punk39: What?!
Tree Gnome Village:
(Bono holds up the orb)
Bono: We got it your Lowness!
Thorblade4: It's "Your Highness!"
Bono: No! "Your Lowness" because he's short!
King Bolren: I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!!!=@
Bono: Sorry. Here's the orb you wanted!
King Bolren: Thanks, but the other two orbs were stolen!
Thorblade4: What happened?
King Bolren: Khzard Troops stole the orbs while my guards we're watching TV.
Fan434: What kind of guards are they?!
King Bolren: Gnome Guards.
Fan434: I KNOW THAT!!!
King Bolren: I need you to get the orbs back from the Warlord.
Bono: Ok!
Khzard Warlord Area...
Bono: I have come for the orbs!
Khzard Warlord: Then you shall die!
Bono: Fine!
(Bono pushes Pink Punk39 out)
Bono: Get him Pink Punk!
Pink Punk39: Why me?!
Khazard Warlord: DIE!!!
Pink Punk39: Chuck Norris, get him!
(Chuck Norris beats up Khazard Warlord and Pink Punk39 gets the orbs. Bono takes the orbs)
Bono: Yay! I got the orbs!
Pink Punk39 & Chuck Norris: =@
Bono: I mean we got the orbs!
Pink Punk39 & Chuck Norris: =@
Bono: I mean, Pink Punk and Chuck got the orbs.
Pink Punk39 & Chuck Norris: =)
Tree Gnome Village...
King Bolren: Yay! Our orbs are back! Bono and Pink Punk39, you have completed Tree Gnome Village!
Bono & Pink Punk39: Yay!
King Bolren: You get Attack Xp-
Pink Punk39: Noob reward.
King Bolren: And are able to use Spirt Trees!
Pink Punk39: Awesome!
Battlefield...
Thorblade4: Good job, you two. You completed Tree Gnome Village!
Bono & Pink Punk39: Thanks! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:57:43 - Last edited on 16-May-2009 00:58:12 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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On The Wall Of West Ardougne...
(3 cloaked figures stand on the wall)
Minion #4: The Noob is powerful, but I shall defeat him.
Minion #3: Good luck brother.
Minion #2: Remember, Drag0n Kn1ght's rein depends on the noob's defeat.
Minion #4: I will remember that sister.
(Minion #4 disappears)
Next Chapter: Chapter 63: Bono vs. Minion #4 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:58:26

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