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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 57:The Spy
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Blue...=(
Bono: Here Thorblade4. Have some cheese. Cheese always makes me feel better.
Thorblade4: No thanks...=(
Rocky: Man, Blue's death crushed Thorblade4.
Puss: But how did Kitedj know we were going to attack then?
Itatchi2929: There must be a spy in here.
Philip3477: Yeah. but who?
Thorblade4: Well it must have been a new recruite otherwise we would have been found out long ago.
Fan434: Who are the new recruits?
Ellemar: According to this list, Firesniper41, Yoshi Xd, and Coppy90.
Thorblade4: Let's start with Firesniper41.
(Firesniper41 appears)
Thorblade4: Ok Firesniper41. We'd like to ask you-
Firesniper41: -about the spy for Kitedj?
Thorblade4: How'd you-?!
Firesniper41: I was an apprentice to a magician. I was unusual powers that even I don't know all of them. However, I can sense things in people.
Bono: What do you sense in me?
Firesniper41: I sense an obsession for cheese and noobiness.
Bono: Gasp! I never knew that!
(Thorblade4 rolls his eyes)
Firesniper41: I will help you find the spy.
Rocky: What's the catch.
Firesniper41: I only do this to help The Resistance and gain your trust.
Philip3477: Ok then. Let's try Coppy90.
(Coppy90 appears)
Thorblade4: Ok Coppy90. We'd like to ask you what you know about the spy for Kitedj.
Coppy90: Shine my shoes! Serve me cake! Play Move Along!
Thorblade4: *Ahem*
Coppy90: Sorry, I'm just a little bossy.
Rocky: A "little"?
Coppy90: =@
Rocky: What?!
Coppy90: I don't know much, I just know that who ever did it would have used a portal to get there.
Thorblade4: Firesniper41?
Firesniper41: He's a little bossy, but he has a good heart. It's not him.
(Ellemar appears)
Ellemar: Thorblade4, have you seen Bono?
Thorblade4: He was just with me. Where'd he go?
(Thorblade4 sees Bono shining Coppy90's shoes, serving him cake, and playing Move Along) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:20:57

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Coppy90: ...and after that, I want you to do an impression of-
Thorblade4: BONO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bono: Doing everything Coppy90 says?
Thorblade4: Why? Is he paying you in cheese?
Bono: Nope. Because I'm a noob, I have nothing to do, and he's ordering me to work for him.
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Firesniper41: ...
Bono: What?!
Firesniper41: Now let's try Yoshi Xd.
(Yoshi Xd appears)
Firesniper41: (whispers to Thorblade4) I sense evil energy around him.
Thorblade4: (whispers to Firesniper42) I think we have our man.
Bono: (whispers to Firesniper41 and Thorblade4) Why are you guys whispering?
Thorblade4 & Firesniper41: (whispers to Bono) Bono! Shut up!
Bono: (whispers) Shut up is a mean word-
Fan434: I'll give you a mean word you-
Bono: Reported for offensive language!
(Shafin25 appears)
Shafin25: You are now muted!
Fan434: Nooooooooo-
(Fan434 is muted)
Bono: =)
Fan434: =@
Bono: =P
(Bono runs away)
Thorblade4: So Yoshi Xd, we have reason to believe your a spy to Kitedj.
Yoshi Xd: I'm not! I'm not a spy. And have you met my dog Luca?
(Yoshi Xd pulls out a brown labrador puppy with a top hat, a black cane, and a bow tie)
Luca: Arf!
(Bono runs back)
Bono: Oh my gosh! He's the cutest thing I ever saw!
Puss: =@
Bono: I mean the cutest dog I ever saw.
Puss: =)
Thorblade4: Yoshi Xd, you're coming with us!
Yoshi Xd: Wait! Stop!
(Luca jumps from Yoshi Xd)
Firesniper41: Wait. He doesn't have energy.
Thorblade4: Then who-
(Everyone looks at Luca)
Luca: Oh fudge...
Thorblade4: Get the dog!
Luca: Never I shall escape through the portal and tell Kitedj of your HQ!
(Luca heads for the portal the Puss jumps over him and blocks his way)
Puss: Now I have an arch-nemisis who is also a pet with some good clothes. En garder!
(Puss pulls out his Dragon Longsword)
Luca: Have at thee, knave!
(Luca pulls out his cane)
Puss: What's with the cane? Are you an old dog? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:21:14

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Luca: Why you little-!
(Luca charges at Puss, but Puss dodges and Luca crashed into the wall. Puss puts his Dragon Longsword against his neck)
Puss: Now to finish this-!
Luca: Wait! I have information!'
Thorblade4: What is it?
Luca: Kitedj is planning something huge! You saw that Steel Dragon, but he says what he's going to create with be even greater than that!
Rocky: What is it?
Luca: I don't know! We wouldn't say!
Firesniper41: I sense that he's telling the truth.
Yoshi Xd: Bad, Luca! Back into the Pet Carrier!
Luca: No! Not the carrier!
(Yoshi Xd puts Luca in the carrier)
Luca: Aw man! It smells of wet dog in here!
Puss: Well you are a dog and you must have gotten wet lots of times, so it's your fault.
Luca: Stupid cat!=@
Puss: How dare you insult Puss in Boots! En garde!
(Puss trys to get to the cage, but Bono restrains him)
Bono: No Puss! It's better if he goes!
Thorblade4: Odd hearing you as the voice of wisdom and restraint, Bono.
Bono: What are you talking about? Aren't I always?
(Firesniper appears)
Firesniper41: (whispers to Thorblade4) Take care of Bono, Thorblade4. He has a great power inside of him that even he does not know about.
Thorblade4: I will.
Next Chapter: Chapter 58: March to Misthalin "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:21:27

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 58: March to Misthalin
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Ok, now that Kitedj has lost his spy, we can launch an attack on Varrock without him knowing.
Fan434: Sounds good. Let's get started right away.
At The Goblin Village...
Thorblade4: We need to head through the Wilderness to avoid being spotted.
Bono: But that's where the Revenants are!
Thorblade4: So? If put our items in the bank, we'll be safe.
Bono: But a Revenant Imp said that if I came back into the Wilderness, he'll sue me for breaking the restraining order.
Thorblade4: Why'd you get a restraining order?
Bono: Because I followed him around, saying, "Free stuff plox."
Thorblade4: O_o
Rocky: O_o
Puss: O_o
Ellemar: O_o
The Resistance: O_o
Bono: What?!
Graveyard of Shadows...
Chaserm1: Are you sure we should go through the graveyard?
Fan434: Why? Are you scared?
Chaserm1: Nope. There's no restuarants that serve cheese that go through the graveyard.
Fan434: ...
Chaserm1: What?!
(As The Resistance crosses through the graveyard, the zombies rise from their graves)
Rocky: Ah! Zombies!
(The Zombies surrond The Resistance)
Puss: We're doomed!
(Doomskull999 appears)
Doomskull999: Hi guys! What are you doing here? Don't you know that Trespassers Will Be Prosucuted? It says so on the sign.
Thorblade4: What sign?
Doomskull999: The one over ther-
(Doomskull999 notices there's no sign there)
Doomskull999: D'oh!
Thorblade4: Sorry to bother you. We'd better be going now.
Doomskull999: Wait! Where are you going?
Itatchi2929: We're off to Varrock to attack Kitedj.
Doomskull999: Mind if we tag along. Kitedj fired us and he didn't even pay us a single coupon to Fake Store That Doesn't Exist.
Bono: Sure!
Doomskull999: Great! Let's go!
Edgeville...
Thorblade4: Ok, now we'll go through Edgeville Dungeon and go into the Varrock Sewers. We'll enter Varrock through there.
Fan434: Ok! Let's go-
(Fan434 bumps into a person) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:50:50

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Fan434: Hey! Watch where you're going!
???: Fan434, is that really you?
Fan434: Uh yeah. Do I know you?
???: Think back, Fan434.
Fan434: No way! Is that you Hero?!
Hero: Yup!
Fan434: What are you doing here?!
Hero: Thorblade4 wrote me into the story when you asked if I could join the fight.
Fan434: Wow! Thanks Thorblade4!
Hero: By the way, I brought the guys.
(Fan434's characters appear)
??? #1: Hi! I'm Josh!
??? #2: Hi! I'm Jc!
??? #3: Hi! I'm Sizer*!
Hero: And don't forget, Thorblade4!
(Bono looks at Thorblade4 angrily)
Bono: You've been seeing another noob?!
Thorblade4: Yes.
*Slap!*
(Thorblade4 falls down)
Philip3477: Thorblade41 Are you ok?!
Thorblade4: Whatever you do, Phil, don't cheat on a noob...
Yoy Yoy965: Hey! How come Fan434's characters get to come in here and mind don't?!
Thorblade4: Ok. We'll introduce your characters.
(Yoy Yoy965's characters appear)
??? #4: Hi! I'm Dioti! I'm a noob like Bono! I like cake!
??? #5: Hi! I'm Helllfire! I'm a greater demon!
??? #6: Hi! I'm Krook! I'm Dioti's pet ninja monkey!
??? #7: Hi! I'm Brandonkad5! I'm Dioti's best noob friend!
??? #8: Hi! I'm Magika! I'm Brandonkad5's cat! I have 99 Magic**!
Dioti: I like cake!
Yoy Yoy965: We know Dioti!
Thorblade4: Ok, let's head down into the sewers.
Varrock Sewers...
Thorblade4: Ok. Here we are. We're about to enter Varrock. Does anyone have anything important to say?
Bono: I like cheese!
Dioti: I like cake!
Hero: Free stuff Pl0x!
Thorblade4, Yoy Yoy965, and Fan434: SHUT UP BONO, DIOTI, AND HERO!
Bono, Dioti, and Hero: Shut up is a mean word!
Thorblade4, Yoy Yoy965, and Fan434: Why you little-
(Bono, Dioti and Hero run away)
Thorblade4, Yoy Yoy965, and Fan434: STOP SAYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:51:05

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Next Chapter: Chapter 59: Invasion of Varrock
*Hero, Josh, Jc, and Sizer all belong to Fan434's story. His Story's quick find code is 49-50-411-56801743
** Dioti, Hellfire, Krook, Brandonkad5 and Magika all belong to Yoy Yoy 965's story. His story's QFC is 49-50-799-56882040 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:51:33

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 59: Invasion of Varrock
Varrock Palace...
Kitedj: So The Resistance is planning an attack on Varrock you say?
Yoshi Xd: Yes sir. They plan to attack from the sewers.
Kitedj: Ah, how clever are they, but now they have lost the element of surprise and we have gained it. Icup1121!
(Icup1121 appears)
Icup1121: Yes sir?
Kitedj: Prepare the steel warriors for an attack!
Icup1121: Yes sir!
(Icup disappears)
Kitedj: Now The Resistance will be destroyed!\
(Drag0n Kn1ght appears)
Kitedj: Ah, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Save the flattery, Kitedj! I want to know how you are getting the Killerwatt energy?
Kitedj: I have sent my Steel Warriors to get some at Draynor Manor.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Good. Anything else?
Kitedj: No sir.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Good.
(Drag0n Kn1ght disappears)
Yoshi Xd: Why didn't you tell him about The Resistance?
Kitedj: Because, I want to show Drag0n Kn1ght how powerful I am!
Yoshi Xd: (cough) And stubborn...
Kitedj: What was that?!
Yoshi Xd: Ah nothing.
Kitedj: That's what I thought you said.
Varrock Sewers...
Thorblade4: Let's get the heck out of here.
Bono: Yeah. I can't stay here anymore!
Thorblade4: Why not Bono?
Bono: I'm rodentaphobic*.
Thorblade4: The fear of rodents?
Bono: Yeah!
Thorblade4: But they're only lvl 6! You defeated things much higher than that!
Bono: Yeah, but they would steal my cheese!
Thorblade4: O_o
Rocky: O_o
Puss: O_o
The Resistance: O_o
Ellemar: It's ok Bono. I knew someone who was pantophobic.
Bono: The fear of pants?
Ellemar: No, the fear of everything.
Bono: That's a silly thing to be afraid of!
Everything: (scary voice) Oh is it Bono?
Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(Bono jumps into Ellemar's arms)
Bono: Dad! It's scary down here!
Ellemar: Then let's get out of here.
Thorblade4: We would have if someone wasn't having a philosophical talk about fear.
Fan434: Just get up already! It stinks down here!
(??? appears) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:51:54

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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???: Stop! Don't go up that ladder yet!
(Everyone groans)
Thorblade4: Why not?
???: Kitedj has sent lots of Steel Warriors to surrond the enterance of the sewers.
Rocky: What?! What can we do.
???: Only thing you can do: charge right through.
Puss: But that would require the help of some very big friends.
(Thorblade4 does Lightbulb Emote)
Thorblade4: That's it! It's time for The March of the Titans! Arani Arrows!
Arani Arrows: Come forth, Cystal Titan!
(Crystal Titan appears)
Bono & Chaserm1: Come forth, Cheese Titans!
(Two Cheese Titan's appear)
Shyam777: Come forth, Cookie Titan!
(Cookie Titan appears)
Doomskull999: Come forth, Pie Titan!
(Pie Titan appears)
Chu Master5: Come forth, Snow Titan!
(Chu Master5 throws snowballs that pile up into a Snow Titan)
Thorblade4: Ok, come forth Iron Titan!
(Iron Titan appears)
Thorblade4: Attack!
(Thorblade4 notices Bono and Chaserm1 nibbling on their Cheese Titans)
Thorblade4: BONO AND CHASERM1!!!! CHEESE TITANS ARE FOR FIGHTING, NOT FOR EATING!!!!!!
Bono & Chaserm1: But it tastes so good!
Thorblade4: NO!!!
Bono & Chaserm1: Fine...
At The Entrance to the Varrock Sewers...
Steel Warrior #1: I'm bored, there's nothing to do.
Steel Warrior #2: Hey, do you hear that rumbling-
(The Ground explodes and the Steel Warriors are blasted away and the Titans climb through)
Steel Warrior #1: Uh... what's the world the means to run back in defeat?
Steel Warrior #2: Retreat.
Steel Warrior #1: Ah yes. Retreat!
(The Steel Warriors retreat)
Varrock Palace...
Kitedj: Those sissy steel warriors! It's your turn, Yoshi Xd and Icup1121.
Yoshi Xd: Yes sir.
Icup1121: Yes sir.
(Yoshi Xd and Icup1121 disappear)
Kitedj: We shall fight Titan with Titan!
Outside of Varrock Palace...
Thorblade4: Here we are. Varrock Palace-
(A Custard Titan and a Steel Titan appear)
Thorblade4: What the-?
(Yoshi Xd and Icup1121 appear)
Yoshi Xd: Hello Resistance. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:52:22

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Rocky: Yoshi Xd, you double agent!
Icup1121: Ah Bono. We meet again. Remember I helped the Wise Old Man in Chapter 29?
Bono: Oh yeah. But what kind of name is Icup? Is that like an iPod?
(Thorblade4 whispers something into Bono's ear)
Bono: Ew! You're sick!
Yoshi Xd: Now, noobs! Feel the wrath of my Custard Titan!
Icup1121: And my Steel Titan!
Thorblade4: Doomskull999, attack the Custard Titan with your Pie Titan!
Doomskull999: Ok! Pie Titan, attack the Custard Titan with Pie Barrage!
(Pie Titan attacks the Custard Titan and the Custard Titan turns into lots of custard pies)
Yoshi Xd: No!!!
Icup1121: You may have defeated Yoshi Xd's Custard Titan, but you shall not defeat my Steel Titan!
Bono: Unless I do this.
(Bono pulls out a Giant Hammer)
Icup1121: What are you going to do with tha-
(Bono whacks the Steel Titan with the hammer and turns into a Giant Steel 2h)
Icup1121: Nooooo!!! My Steel Titan!!!
(Yoshi Xd & Icup1121 disappear)
Thorblade4: That was easy.
Mustkill126: Now we have to defeat Kitedj.
(The Resistance proceeds into Varrock Palace)
Varrock Palace...
Kitedj: So, they defeated my henchmen, but they will not defeat my secret weapon! Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Draynor Manor...
Steel Warrior #3: We got enough Killerwatter energy for Drag0n Kn1ght's machine now.
Steel Warrior #4: We should head back to Drag0n Kn1ght's house now.
(The Steel Warriors leave Draynor Manor and a person wearing full Lunar Robes named XDK emerges from the shadows)
XDK: What are you up to, Drag0n Kn1ght?
Next Chapter: Chapter 60: Battle for Misthalin
What is Kitedj's secret weapon? How will he be defeated? Find out in our next chapter! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:52:48

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