forums.rs

Forums

BTNNIR 3

Quick find code: 49-50-75-58818190

of 90
Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 63: Bono vs. Minion #4
West Ardougne Wall...
Minion #4: It's time for my attack on the noob.
Minion #3: Good luck brother.
Minion #2: Do not disappoint us or Drag0n Kn1ght.
Minion #4: I won't.
(Minion #4 vanishes)
Battlefield...
Bono: Oh yeah! I so owned the Warlord!
Pink Punk39 & Chuck Norris: =@
Bono: I mean Pink Punk39 and Chuck Norris so owned the Warlord.
Pink Punk39 & Chuck Norris: =)
Thorblade4: Ok, let's get out off here before something else-
(Minion #4 appears)
Thorblade4: -happens...
Minion #4: Hello Bono Runescape. Prepare to meet your defeat!
(Puss jumps in front of Bono)
Puss: You'll have to get past me first!
Minion #4: Alright.
(Minion #4 scratches Puss between the ears)
Puss: Oh yes. Very nice. RUN BONO! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF-More to the left now.
Bono: Let Puss go, Minion #4. It's me you want, not him.
Minion #4: Fine then noob. Prepare to feel the fires of-
(Minion #4 pulls his hood and gloves off to reveal a half human and half demon.
Minion #4: -Demon Boy!
Bono: Fine. Time to die Hellboy!
Minion #4: It's Demon Boy! Hellboy is a good guy!=@
Bono: Whatever. I'll just slay with Darklight, the sword that has slain Delrith and Agrith-Naar!
(Bono stabs Demon Boy with Darklight)
Bono: Huh? Why aren't you dying?!
(Bono continues to stab Demon Boy with Darklight)
Bono: Kill the demon! Kill the demon! Kill the demon! Kill the Demon!
Demon Boy: Ha ha noob! Drag0n Kn1ght knew you had Darklight so he made me invicible against it.
Bono: Then feel the wrath of the Holy Water.
Thorblade4: Hang on! Is that my Holy Water?!
Bono: Uh...maybe...
Thorblade4: =@
(Bono throws the Holy Water at Demon Boy)
Demon Boy: Ooh! Lemon flavored and a nice tingle.
Thorblade4: What the-? You should be melting now!
Demon Boy: Foolish adventurer. Drag0n Kn1ght preformed experiments that would protect me from Darklight and Holy Water! Now feel the pain of my demonic fire! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:08:11

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
(Demon Boy casts Fire Wave and everyone dodges)
Bono: Ah ha!
(Bono runs off and comes back with a stick and a marshmallow)
Thorblade4: Bono, what the heck are you doing?
(Bono roasts the marshmallow)
Bono: Mmmmmmmmmm! S'mores!
Everyone: =O
Bono: What?!
Demon Boy: Now, prepare to die noob!
Mushroom Kingdom...
(Mario is trying to get a Mushroom)
Mario: Almost got it!
(Mushroom falls into the abyss)
Mario: Noooooooooo!!!
Battlefield...
Demon Boy: Now noob, prepare to face your doom-
(A Mushroom falls on Demon Boy)
Demon Boy: Aaaaaah!!! A mushroom! I'm allergic to mushrooms!
(Demon Boy starts to swell up)
Bono: That's it!
(Bono takes Chu Master5's Multicannon)
Chu Master5: Hey!=@
Bono: I need this.
(Bono puts on his Golden Helmet and climbs into the cannon. Bono is fired into the sky)
Thorblade4: What is Bono up to?
Mushroom Kingdom...
Luigi: I can't believe you lost the mushroom!
Mario: Well it can't get any worst can it?
(Bono crashes through the ground)
Bono: Here, drop this please.
Mario: Ok.
(Mario takes Bono's Nitrocerylin and drops)
Mario: Wait! Oh no!
(Mushroom Kingdom explodes and lots of mushroom's fall into the abyss)
Videogame Player: Idiot! How could I have been stupid as to accept an explosive!
Battlefield...
(Bono crashes into the ground)
Demon Boy: Well noob, did your plan the wasn't ever going to work work? Or did it just blow up in your face?
Bono: You could say it blew up.
Demon Boy: Ha! Any last words noob?
Bono: Yes. Look up.
Demon Boy: Huh?
(Demon Boy looks up and notices it's raining mushrooms)
Demon Boy: Oh no! It's raining mushrooms!
(Mushroom spores cover Demon Boy)
Demon Boy: Noooooooo!!!
(Mario falls over Demon Boy)
Mario: So this is what the abyss is like!
(Demon Boy swells up and explodes due to his allergy to mushrooms)
Mario: Oh! Mama mia!
(Mario dies)
Thorblade4: You did it Bono!=D
Bono: Who was that fat, little, Italian guy? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:08:33 - Last edited on 16-May-2009 01:09:14 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Everyone: O_o
Bono: What?!
Drag0n Kn1ght's House...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Ah. So the noob defeated Minion #4 huh?
Minion #3: Yes but I shall not fail you like he did.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Go and kill the noob, Minion #3.
(Minion #3 disappears)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Minion #3 is sure to win.
Kitedj: Why do you say that sir?
Drag0n Kn1ght: Because he will use Bono's own weakness against him.
Kitedj: And should he fail?
Drag0n Kn1ght: Minion #2 and Minion #1 will take care of Bono. Bono could never take them out even if he tried.
Kitedj: Ah. Anyway, the machine is almost ready. We just need 2 more things.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Excellent. Soon, I shall Runescape forever!
Next Chapter: Chapter 64: Bono vs. Minion #3
Who is Minion #3? Will Bono's weakness defeat him? Find out in our next chapter!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:09:32

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 64: Bono vs. Minion #3
Battlefield...
Bono: Why is Drag0n Kn1ght sending his top agents after me?
Thorblade4: Maybe because you pose a threat to him.
Bono: But I'm a noob!
Thorblade4: And you defeated Agrith-Naar, Slash Blash, and many more monsters that noobs would have trouble.
Bono: Yeah but I still don't understand why he his sending top agents just to kill me.
Pink Punk39: Yeah. All it would take is some poisoned cheese.
(Minion #3 appears)
Thorblade4: Great... Another one.
Minion #3: Bono Runescape. Drag0n Kn1ght has sent me to defeat you.
Bono: Bring it on! All it takes is some mushrooms!
(Bono throws a mushroom at Minion #3)
Minion #3: Foolish noob! I don't share the same weakness as Demon Boy! Behold-!
(Minion #3 turns into Dark Riku* from Kingdom Hearts)
Minion #3: -the power of darkness!
Bono: We can take him!
Minion #3: Not with this!
(Minion #3 pulls out the Oblivion Keyblade)
Pink Punk39: Hmmmmmmm...
Minion #3: Now come forth Heartless!
(Heartless appear)
Thorblade4: Let me guess, your Ansem aren't you?
Minion #3: Is that who you think I am, Thorblade4? That stupid apprentice?
Thorblade4: You're the Riku Replica, aren't you?
Minion #3: I'm not that insignificant clone!
Bono: Rumpelstiltskin?
Minion #3: NOOOOOOO!!! I'm-
Bono: No it can't be!
Minion #3: Yes it is!
Bono: It's the Cheese Monster!
(Bono runs around screaming)
Minion #3: ... Can I announce my name now?
Thorblade4: Go ahead.
Minion #3: I am Chaserm1.
Bono: No! It's not possible!
Chaserm1: But it is Bono!
Bono: Why'd you go to the dark and less cheesey side?
Chaserm1: Foolish noob. Do you think I joined because I had a choice. No. I was captured. Drag0n Kn1ght turned me into this. I serve him as Master of all Runescape Heartless!
Bono: Chaserm1, I don't want to fight you.
Chaserm1: Well I do, noob. Prepare to be defeated!
(Chaserm1 charges at Bono with the Oblivion Keyblade) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:17:50

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Bono: Huh? Why didn't that hurt?
Chaserm1: Huh?
(Chaserm1 notices that the Oblivion Keyblade is gone)
Chaserm1: What the-?! Where'd my Oblivion Keyblade go?!
(Chaserm1 notices that Pink Punk39 has the Keyblade)
Pink Punk39: Looking for this?
Chaserm1: =@
(Bono and Hero make Cheese Keyblades)
Bono: If you aren't my friend, then you're my enemy!
(Bono fights Chaserm1)
Firesniper41: That's odd.
Thorblade4: What's odd?
Firesniper41: That's Chaserm1, but it's not all of him.
Thorblade4: You're saying that's Chaserm1's darkside?
Firesniper41: Yup.
Thorblade4: Then where's Dr. Jerkyl?
(A hooded figure appears)
Xerchams1: Get back, you foul heartless**!
Chaserm1: You!
Thorblade4: Who are you?
Xerchams1: I'm Chaserm1's Nobody***.
Chaserm1: I'll never go back!
(Bono throws his Cheese Keyblade in front of Xerchams1)
Bono: Look Chaserm1! Cheese!
Chaserm1: Oh boy! Cheese!
(Chaserm1 runs toward the Cheese Keyblade and starts nibbling on it)
Bono: Now!
(Firesniper41 merges Chaserm1 and Xerchams1 to form Chaserm1)
Bono: Chaserm1!
Chaserm1: Bono!
(Bono runs up to Chaserm1)
Bono: Mine!
(Bono swipes the Cheese Keyblade)
Everyone: =O
Bono: What?!
Drag0n Kn1ght's House...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Drat! Bono has defeated Chaserm1's heartless!
Minion #2: I shall not fail you like my brothers did, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: You better had not.
(Minion #2 vanishes)
Drag0n Kn1ght: This time, I shall use your weakness again Bono. Only in a different way...
Next Chapter: Chapter 65: Bono vs. Minion #2
*For those of who don't understand Kingdom Hearts, Riku was a good guy, but turned evil when he went down the Door of Darkness.
**A Heartless is a dark being that has no heart. It can appear as a monster or even human
***A Nobody is the shell of a person whose heart became a heartless. Nobody's are like heartless and can also appear as monsters or humans "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:18:02

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 65: Bono vs. Minion #2
Bono's House...
Bono: I'm glad your back Chaserm1.
Chaserm1: Me too. I didn't like having a split personality.
Ellemar: I don't like Drag0n Kn1ght's Minions popping up and trying to kill you so from now on, you're staying inside this house!
Bono: But Dad-!
Ellemar: No buts! I don't want you hurt!
Bono: Fine, but can I call some friends over?
Ellemar: Of course!
(Thorblade4 and Pink Punk39 appear)
Thorblade4 & Pink Punk39: Hi Bono!
Bono: Hi guys!
Ellemar: Remember, you three-
Chaserm1: What about me?!
Puss: And me?!
Ellemar: Remember you five, stay in the house!
(Ellemar walks out of the room)
Pink Punk39: He's gone! Let's get out of here!
(Pink Punk39 tries to open the doors, but they are locked)
Thorblade4: What's this?
(Thorblade4 finds a note)
Thorblade4: "Dear Kids,
I know you'd try to get out of the house when my back was turned, so I locked the doors. Have fun inside!
-Ellemar.
Chaserm1: So...anyone up for Monopoly?
Later...
(Bono lands on a space)
Bono: King me!
Pink Punk39: You don't say "King Me!" in Monopoly!
Thorblade4: Anyway, you landed on a space with my property so you'll have to pay the bill.
Bono: I can't afford it so I rob the bank.
Thorblade4: You can't rob the bank!
Bono: But Pink Punk39 and the Wise Old Man did.
Thorblade4: WHAT?!
Pink Punk39: No I didn't!
(Money falls out of Pink Punk39's sleeves)
Pink Punk39: Oh my gosh! Why was there money in my sleeves? I have no clue how it got there!
Everyone: ...
Pink Punk39: So who's turn is it?
Puss: It was Bono's turn last turn, and since we were going in alphabetical order it would be-
Thorblade4: We weren't going in alphabetical order! We were going in combat order!
Chaserm1: It was oldest to youngest!
Pink Punk39: We were going in order of richest!
(Ellemar comes in)
Ellemar: IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY THEN DON'T PLAY AT ALL!!!
(Ellemar goes out of the room)
Everyone: =O "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:18:32

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Thorblade4: Well it can't get worse than this.
(Minion #2 appears)
Thorblade4: I had to open my mouth...
Minion #2: Ah, Bono Runescape. Now I shall have my revenge on you!
Bono: Do I know you?
Minion #2: Yes. I came in Chapter 7/
Bono: NO!!! It can't be!
Minion #2: Yes it is!
Bono: Your that stupid antique dealer that lied to me about the 1 Small Flavor!
Everyone: O_o
Minion #2: No you moron!!! I'm Petra!
Everyone: Gasp!
Pink Punk39: I'll take care of her!
(Pink Punk39 hits Petra and Bono stands between Pink Punk39 and Petra)
Bono: Stop Pink!
Pink Punk39: Why?
Bono: That's my girlfriend!
Pink Punk39: =O What did you do to a cute girl like her?!
(Thorblade4 hits Pink Punk39 on the head)
Thorblade4: Stop flirting, Pink!
Petra: I'll tell you what Bono did. He bet for me 1gp!!!
Flashback...
Fan434: Hey Bono, I bet I can dance better than you. If I win, I get Petra-!
Bono: No way will I bet Petra!
Fan434:... And if you win, you get this 1gp.
Bono: It is a shiny 1gp. You're on!
(Petra appears)
Petra: You bet me for 1gp?!
Bono: But it was a shiny 1gp*!
Fan434: Now let's see you do this!
(Fan434 does Dance Emote, then Snowman Dance)
Bono: Can you do this?!
(Bono spins on his head)
Bono: Beat that!
(Party Pete appears)
Party Pete: I can beat all of you!
(Party Pete does an uncopiable dance)
Party Pete: Guess I win the girl and the 1gp.
Petra: I'd be happy to go with you.
(Petra and Party Pete walk off into the sunset)
End of Flashback...
Bono: But it was a shiny 1gp!
Petra: Whatever. I dumped Party Pete because I wanted to dump someone else to make me feel better and also because he lost his shades and Red Party Hat, so he was worthless.
Thorblade4: Why are you after Bono now?
Petra: Because I am angry at him for betting me for 1gp and because I want to help my new boyfriend.
Thorblade4: Who is...?
Petra: Kitedj.
Pink Punk39: =O Why are attracted to that loser?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:18:46

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Petra: Don't call him a loser! Anyway, I'm dating him because he wears shades.
Chaserm1: What kind of a reason is that?!
Petra: Shades are a chick magnet. Everyone knows that.
Everyone: O_o
Petra: Any last words, Bono?
Bono: Yes. Petra, I love you. And I'm sorry I bet you for 1gp. You're worth more than all the cheese in Runescape.
Petra: Whatever noob. Prepare to die!
(As Petra charges at Bono, Bono kisses her on the cheek)
Petra: You jerk!
(Petra punches Bono down)
Bono: Oops! Wrong place!
(Bono kisses Petra on the lips)
Petra: Oh Bono...you do care.
Everyone: =O
(Bono and Petra embrace and kiss for a long time)
Thorblade4: Hey you two! This is supposed to be a comedy, not a romance!
Bono: Then make it a romantic comedy!
Thorblade4: =@
(Yoshi Xd appears and holds a Dragon Dagger (p++) to Petra's neck)
Bono: Petra!
Yoshi Xd: Hello Bono and Thorblade4. It's so nice to see you again.
Thorblade4: Yoshi Xd, you traitor...
Yoshi Xd: Traitor? I was never on your side!
Bono: Let Petra go!
Yoshi Xd: I'll kill her if you don't surrender yourself, Bono.
Thorblade4: Bono would never surrender himself!
Yoshi Xd: Then Petra dies!
Thorblade4: You're going to kill the girl who is Minion #2?!
Yoshi Xd: Ha ha ha! Foolish Thorblade4. Petra was not Minion #2. She was only the bait! I'm Minion #2!
Chaserm1: You fiend!
Yoshi Xd: Insult me all you want, it just brings Petra closer to her death!
Bono: Fine. I'll surrender myself.
Thorblade4: Bono! No!!!
Bono: I'm sorry Thorblade4, but I don't want Petra to get hurt.
Yoshi Xd: Excellent.
(Yoshi Xd ties up Bono)
Yoshi Xd: Now, I have no use for you, Petra, so you will die!
Bono: You said you'd let her go if I surrendered myself!
Yoshi Xd: No I said I'd kill her if you didn't! I was going to kill her anyway! So bye bye Petra!
Bono: Petra!
Yoshi Xd: Die!!!
(Yoshi Xd thrusts his Dragon Dagger (p++) into Petra* neck)
Petra: Owwwwwwww!!! Huh? It doesn't hurt. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:19:03

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Yoshi Xd: What the-?
(Yoshi Xd notices his Dragon Dagger (p++) is missing)
Yoshi Xd: Where'd my Dragon Dagger (p++) go?!
Pink Punk39: Looking for this?
(Pink Punk39 holds up Yoshi Xd's Dragon Dagger (p++)
Yoshi Xd: Hey! Give that back!
Pink Punk39: Nope. Also, I have something else of your's.
(Pink Punk39 holds up Luca)
Yoshi Xd: Luca!!!
Pink Punk39: Release Petra and Bono or Luca gets it!
Yoshi Xd: Fine!
(Yoshi Xd releases Petra and Bono)
Yoshi Xd: Ok, please give me back Luca!
Pink Punk39: Here's your mutt back.
(Pink Punk39 throws Yoshi Xd)
Yoshi Xd: Oh Luca! You're safe! I'm so glad!
(Yoshi Xd glares at the gang)
Yoshi Xd: My dagger as well?
Pink Punk39: Fine.
(Pink Punk39 throws Yoshi Xd's Dragon Dagger (p++) back.
Pink Punk39: Now get going!
Yoshi Xd: This isn't the last you heard of Yoshi Xd! I'll be back!
(Yoshi Xd disappears)
Thorblade4: Weird...
Drag0n Kn1ght's House...
Drag0n Kn1ght: You have failed me, Yoshi Xd!
Yoshi Xd: I'm sorry Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: You're lucky I'm letting you live and keep your position!
Yoshi Xd: Yes Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Luckily, my plan to defeat Bono wasn't all in your basket.
Yoshi Xd: I beg your pardon, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: It will be Minion #1 that shall defeat Bono and topple The Resistance.
Kitedj: Why is that, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Because neither Bono or The Resistance will be able to kill him. Minion #1 will be my greatest warrior ever! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 66: Battle of the Dragons "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 01:19:19

Quick find code: 49-50-75-58818190 Back to Top