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Velthria

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Wall of the Kalphite Queens lair.

Oh no, here they go again, strap across the chest, flail in their hand, oh great,a pair of Kalphite hunters.
I watch them whack the queen over and over, as the deadly flails pierce her armor, flying threw and sending chunks of gut, blood and insect shell.
"Saradomin, protect me from magic!" I hear one of them yell, just as thousands of spear-like spines pierce his body, riddling him with holes.
He mutters an unintelligible mutter as he falls into a pool of blood spewing from his mouth.
"Ooh... Nice one Queeny." I say to myself, watching the horrid spectacle.
The second slams his flail onto the queens head, cracking the skull, shattering it apart, he walks up to the corpse, and says to himself.
"Okay, now where's that chain at?" Looking through the wings and cracks.
In a burst at lightning speed, a wasp like insect, red as fire bursts from the shell, snatching the Verac-clad adventurer in it's jaws.
"AAUUUUGG-Klk..." He says, as the queen pulls him in towards her stomach.
She settles onto the ground and starts munching away at her prey, while I sit back and watch, and slowly say to myself "Ah... They never learn."

13-May-2007 05:39:25 - Last edited on 13-May-2007 05:39:36 by Velthria

Velthria

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By the way, excellent thread, I hope it never dies, I hope it becomes a sticky!

13-May-2007 05:42:10

[#K3ASM0C95]

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I watch as a new player enters the game, he will ask the most obvious questions, and be called a n00b.

If I could do something, I would stand up for that newbie.

I also witness the heartbroken pker as he has lost full barrows, the gleeness of a new player happy to be back here by using the home teleport spell.

And I have seen scammers, countless of them, taking advantage on level 3's for their own joy, breaking their hearts as they lost their iron that level 50 gave them.

I have seen the occasional ch00b, and they would say, who would go around saying everyone lower leveled is a n00b.
They were that level before, they aren't helping their own cause.

Now, you have my story, I hope that if I can't do something, you can.

Why can't I do anything? Because I stand motionless, no expression what-so-ever.

I am the walls of Lumbridge.

13-May-2007 06:12:12 - Last edited on 13-May-2007 06:14:04 by [#K3ASM0C95]