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Croc 2251

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The Great Wall of West Ardougne

I sat, listening to the moans and last breaths of death coming from the other side of the wall, but because I could not speak, there was no use in doing so. Every day, I heard this, as well as hearing discussions from the tower right near me.

And what did they talk about, you ask?

"We've found the cure to the disease, sir!" One exlaimed (I cannot see, so no description can be given.)

"What is it?!"

"It's simply every herb ground and their dust place into one vial to fill it halfway, and then the rest filled with the water from their sewers."

"It doesn't sound appealing. Attention, men. Do not let the news of this break out. Actually, the two of you already know enough."

The sounds of struggling followed this man's conclusion of the conversation, and I'd assume he killed them because they knew the cure. I was still listening to moans and cries, feeling helpless beyond belief as I sat with knowledge of the cure.

And I will never be able to spread this news. Who knows, I'll probably sit here thinking about this one simple thought until my brickwork rots and I crumble to the floor. I wished to have a mouth, I wished to be the saver of Ardougne...

But I knew it would not work. In fact, there were always Adventurers stealthily sneaking over my walls in the hopes of finding a cure as well, so perhaps they'll save me the guilt.

Oh, wait, a crow has just landed on several of my spikes. Mmmhm, it's blood is trickling down now...Finally, some refuge from this sun. Do you think I'm getting anything of a tan, reader?

- The Great Wall of West Ardougne

19-Jun-2007 18:12:23

KlassOfDeath
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Well, another boring day... I am here. Trapped to the eternity. What have I done? Why am I a wall at the blue moon in?

Many drunks puke on me. Many blood hits me. Many rotten food of the tramp is trowen at me... I can't move, I can't do anything else! I can't adventure, I'M SICK OF THIS!

"Woooah! Dude did that wall just talked" - Said a drunk passing by.

"I told you, you shouldn't have had that many beers..." - Replied his friend.

23-Jun-2007 15:50:54 - Last edited on 23-Jun-2007 15:51:18 by KlassOfDeath

15thpaladin

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-the wall of the smithing building at the void knight outpost-

oh i never see a day when the players will stop playing pest control, i am leaned on and i have a hole in my head all i get visited for is when players want to have their fancy so called barrows weapons fixed or when they want to use the anvils. everyday i hear the sounds of war from the nearby islands, maybe i should of gotten that job at the varrok museum...and why did the smith had to nail that picture onto the back of my head.

its hard when your a wall at a place that seems like a mall...
i was even nearly destroyed when a player used me as a sheild when he lost his..i still have the scar to prove it...i wish i was with my friend in barbarian village..then again the barbarians always smash their weapons on the wall. i have a chicken farm near port sarim!! i wonder if my house keeper will charge me 100k for being gone too long..

28-Jun-2007 02:58:55

SunshineCobb

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The wall of Tavelery:


"Hey!Why are you firing catapults at me you stupid guy!How would you like it if...Hey"He throws a stone at the guy."Take that!Whoah!Theres a breeze under me!Hey!Your minging under me!Collaps!"The wall collaapses."Take that!Hey,Im still alive!


"Attack the wall!"said the commander."So your the one leading this!Oh merciful god of Brick and stone and...oh whatever!Please give me power!""What the hell is he talking about?Hows that wall talking!Thats not possible!""Shush non beliver!All non belivers of the magical talking wall will be vaporized by Thors powerful...Erm...Laser!""Right..."

*God music*

"Ho saty compala she dudia!Ho saty!Conretea foo lam pa lea!"The laser vaperizes everyone."Muhahaha!I am the man!I mean...I am the wall!"All of the sudden he collapses further."Darn"

01-Jul-2007 03:36:19

[#PPAFSZV0N]

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Meep

Meep = super bump

BUMP: Boring Unintelligent Moneylacking People

MEEP: Mega Elite Educated People

Switch to Meeps, started by Tet (You would call him Turtleh probably)

Nice story ^_^

When's the next add?

05-Jul-2007 05:29:15 - Last edited on 05-Jul-2007 05:29:34 by [#PPAFSZV0N]

maelis-s

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The wall of the wilderness.. (dark knight castle)


A bunch of runes sit here, collecting dust. Dark Knights wander around. I can't take it. I need to call out. I see a lurer and a noob wearing full rune. I've seen it before. This won't end well.

The noob sees a chaos rune, thinks oh yays, I'll get an awesome chaos rune. I'm so glad this person took me here. He runs for it but lags and accidentally clicks on his leader. She "accidentally" has auto-retaliate on, and annihilates him. She grins and grabs his full rune, and then runs off to do it again.

A group of strong pkers dashes in and hides in the back. An ancient mage wanders in for some runes. She grabs one and notices the pkers. "Snap!!" she shouts, and attacks them. There's too many, they're destroying her. She attempts to run but a pker beats her there and keeps shutting the door. there's no escape now. They split the runes, staff, and Ahrims.

"No!!" I exclaim, unable to bear it any longer.

"Huh? who said that?!" Shouts someone. "Does someone here object to our ways?" He mistakenly thinks it's the weakest member of the group, and they destroy him as well. In the end, they're all dead. I sigh as two people wander in, one following the other.

"Ooo look, runes.." the one says......

14-Jul-2007 06:05:39 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2007 06:11:49 by maelis-s

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