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Generic

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Man, I have a rock ache! These stupid goblins are always fighting over food, money, and what color their clothes should be! I wish they would stop bickering about it. It's just a stupid color for cryin' outloud! I just hope one of those adventurers with that snazy armour would come and settle the argument. You wouldn't know how many times I've seen the roofs burn over my neighbers' brimstones at night. The Ol' Granite, that coger of a wall got torn down, he was really just sheetrock with granite colored stucko on him! Lord Rockmorinus, The great God of the rocks and walls, give mercy to me! I hope the goblins just argue so much their heads pop, as long as they're in Jimmy Slab and not me. Oh well, seems like another fight's starting. I hope those red clothed brutes don't knock me down. They're charging now. I hope I-


Unfortunantly a cannon was shot from Faldor and this wall, Rocky Bedrock III, was hit.

02-Jan-2007 03:29:29 - Last edited on 03-Jan-2007 00:27:45 by Generic

Firechaos768

Firechaos768

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I would like to be the wall of Doric's hut thingy.

"Gaaah! I need to get out of here, I can't take the pounding or clinking of the anvils anymore! Or Doric's snores...Maybe I should just fall down.

Oh, hello there child! Wait, what's that? What are you doi-Stop it! Ow! Stop hitting me with your swords!

Greetings Doric. No, it's not my fault that I'm all bashed up, it's yours. Don't blame me, you should keep riffraff off me! Oh, shut up...why can't I be a wall in Falador? Fine...I hate it here."

Yep, that was bad.

05-Jan-2007 15:04:49

[#F3XNMC5MJ]

[#F3XNMC5MJ]

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Why did they build ME? Why did I have to be stuck here forEVER?? Why do I, of all walls, have to be here, where all I see all day is "Haha! Noob!", "Dead!", "Hehe p00nt!", "Haw...Haw...Haw... Nooblet!"

Here is my secret:

Many of the poor adventurers enduring this torture are, in fact, not noobs. They are mostly SWARMED by millions of little nooblets like a virus spreading all over the body. The adventurer is shortly dead whiles the little virus noobs run around going, "Did you see that noob? I just owned him all by myself!" :O

I see this everyday, EVERYDAY.


Yours truly,

The C.W. Wall.

P.S. If one more, ONE MORE, mage comes to alch on me I will....

08-Jan-2007 05:10:42 - Last edited on 08-Jan-2007 05:18:35 by [#F3XNMC5MJ]

MysteryDoor

MysteryDoor

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The smell of good food is in the air! The fire that wont go out is surrounded by players happily cooking to get more experince, and these arnt bad cooks either. this is supposedly a theiving place, but i never see any theiving except for a few gem safes, but why would you want to be away from the warm fire?

mr. rogue wall, (rogues den wall by fire)

28-Jan-2007 05:55:01

[#RFYINI01E]

[#RFYINI01E]

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I see players running around in their spiffy, and somewhat shiny armor, saying stuff like,"I just pwned this one NOOB in the wildy!!! Lol pwnage!! I owned him! lol! what a noobety-noob-noob!!! rotflol lmfao!!!" I'm sick of it... i can't wait till they tear me down and haul me away for other buildings. Maybe a place where there isn't a constant chatter of so called "pwnage" going around... Maybe they will build me into a nice quiet library!

Lumbridge, East Bank, West wall

28-Jan-2007 07:08:02

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