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Raschilat

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Wow, these were lovely. I really have no advice, the only mistakes I could find whatsoever were rogue commas. Definitely, definitely, Omega Pen.
/~\ I'll fight you until Hell freezes over, then I'll fight you in the ice. /~\

15-Feb-2008 23:03:19

Dreamweaver
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Chuklz - noted. Thanks for reminding me!
Scout - Thanks so much, I'm glad you enjoyed them. I know what you mean about occasional comma waywardness though. I'll keep an eye out for that stuff. :)
Dreamweaver

17-Feb-2008 07:26:45 - Last edited on 18-Feb-2008 06:06:35 by Dreamweaver

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<~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 100-WORD CONTESTS ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~>
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PIECE ONE (Contest I):
At first, nothing.
Then on the very edge of awareness, you feel a tingle. It courses lightly through you, barely detectable. The sensation grows, warming gently as it does so, evolving slowly, slowly into heat and movement throughout, suffusing down to your core. You begin to twist, to shudder, writhing ineffectively as the intensity continues to build. Pulling, pulling, pulling. The entire feeling is now pure pain--a profoundly deep, wracking agony as if your whole body is being ripped apart and transplanted. And that, of course, is exactly what is happening.
It is not easy being an evil turnip.

PIECE TWO (Contest I):
“'Ey, Crunchy?”
“Yes Tim?”
“Dontcher fink it's time we switched round now? Don't shake yer bleedin'... well, not really bleedin'... 'ead at me like that. I keep askin' yer and yer keeps sayin' no.”
“When I was hired, they specifically said my place was here. Your spearhead needs sharpening.”
“But I wanna 'ave your sign. Just once.”
“I can't let you do that. Your armband has a small spot of rust.”
“So frickin' unfair. I don't want this any more.”
“Sorry, I can't help you. Your shoe's untied.”
“'Ow come you got that one?”
“I have an eye for detail.”

19-Feb-2008 08:00:56 - Last edited on 28-Apr-2008 10:00:56 by Dreamweaver

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PIECE THREE (Contest I):
One bright sunny day, around mid to late June,
An unlikely crew set sail from Ardougne.
A gnome with a tome,
A troll with a pole,
An ape wearing a cape,
An elf by herself,
One human crewman,
And a lazy old dwarf, almost left on the wharf.
But the weather turned foul entirely too soon;
The rollicking seas became a typhoon!
The gnome cried for home,
The troll flailed his pole,
The ape stood agape,
The elf crossed herself,
The human was fuming,
And the lazy old dwarf wished he was back on the wharf.
They drowned of course.

PIECE ONE (Contest II):
So I sits down wivout any blimin' clue wot I'm gunna be writin' about. But hey, if that 'ent some kinda exercise in discovery, I don't know what is, know what I mean? An' any case, you gotta start somewhere, 'ent yer?
Any'ow, I've pulled up me chair, selected me most favourite implement for writin' wiv, and grabbed a coupla sheets o' decent parchment from the drawer. Got 'em cheap from some guy 'wot just come back from Ardougne. They're crinkled but still good quality. 'E mighta just stole 'em, but I didn't ask, did I?
Anyway, 'ere goes!
Once

19-Feb-2008 08:20:08 - Last edited on 28-Apr-2008 10:01:08 by Dreamweaver

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Re: Adventurer-targeted mass feedback exercise
Dear Balnea,
It is with great anticipation that I respond to your timely request for ideas on leveraging a hitherto unexampled angle within the vacationeering industry, and I wholeheartedly pro-accentuate your business directionality.
Having exercised an active 'go-get-'em-tiger' role in the most recent Oo'glog Recreational Relaxation Resorts Inc. venture under your esteemed yet disengaged leadership, I look forward to self-supporting further fiscally advantageous extra-container concept spaces that would exhibit a preferential potentiality curve with, shall I say, minimal effort on my part as well as yours.
To that end, I have fully engaged the pseudo-necessary lingoistic parlance for your ocular wool-pulling benefit, and I propose the following leisure opportunities for initial grass-roots executive consideration:

Trollweiss Ski Resort: The ultimate exclusivity of a new concept sport, amid breathtaking views.
Flaming Hot Marathon: A grueling yet exhilarating ground run from Pollnivneach to Nardah.
Holiday House Swap: Keep the lighthouse stocked, the lamp lit, and the dagannoths away.
Burthorpe Casino: An expansion of the available games, plus betting against players or the house.

I am available through the regular channels to discuss downstream developmentation of any of these aforementioned vacationeering projects, along with potential equi-partnership engagements.
Respectfully in minimus,
Dreamweaver, Esq.

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