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Caedo
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Caedo

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Scab edition chapter 1:
Nooby: Dont neglect Nooby!
Ice: What are you on about?
Nooby: What you posted on Snakus's forum!
Ice: O_o
lol joking Snakus, dont neglect nooby! <3
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21-Jun-2010 21:55:25 - Last edited on 23-Jun-2010 19:48:01 by Caedo

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 8a – Dungeoneering
(At the start of the Chapter our hero’s are walking back to the Noob School from the grounds)
Ice – Is it just me, or did that journey seem to take ages?
Noobio – Like several months later? Like the story of our lives has been paused, as the fates who spin the webs of men’s lives were mysteriously frozen?
Ice – Yeah!
Noobio – Yeah, it’s just you.
Nooby – So what do we do now?
Ice – Well, now we have the great gift of a free period, no lessons, this our only slot like this a week so we better enjoy it.
(Suddenly, someone randomly runs across the courtyard our hero’s are sat in and bumps into a wall)
Nooberela – What the... are you okay?
??? – I’m fine, I’m just late for next lesion.
Ice – But it’s all cool man, free period! :D
??? – Have you not heard, the wizards who control the world have created a new skill, and the Noob School has a new lesson.
Nooberela – Really? What is it!
??? – Dungeoneering!
Ice – Noooo! I hate it already :@
PD – What’s your name anyway?
??? – I’m George.
Nooby – Did I ever tell you about the time I met someone called George?
Noobio – No! Tell! Tell! Tell!
(Flashback)
PD – What’s your name anyway?
??? – I’m George.
(End of flashback)
George – Wow! I’ve never heard that one before!
Ice – (Rolling his eyes) I think I have, total de ja vu.
Noobio – I Already told you, their called reruns!
Ice – Lets just go to lesson.
(In the Dungeoneering classroom, which is somehow also over Daemonheim)
Nooby – I wonder who the new teacher will be?
(The door opens, and in walks a tall man, dark hair, Chaotic Armour and a level 120 Dungeoneering Cape)
Nooberela – Wow...
??? – Hello Class, I am Professor Tomo, I’ll be your Dungeoneering teacher.
Nooberela – Isn’t he dreamy... <3
Ice - :@
Nooby – Totally.... <3... that is one heck of cheese sandwich in that guys hand.
(Continued in the next post)

21-Jun-2010 22:16:50 - Last edited on 24-Jun-2010 00:15:19 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 8b – Dungeoneering
Nooberela – That’s Tomo! He is a world famous adventurer, and his parents were Noobs, just like mine!
George – My parents were Noobs too :)
Tomo – Well, I know you all know that I can battle the toughest opponents out there, I have after all singlehandedly beat the Jad.
Ice – (Under his breath) Show off
Tomo – But, you are all beginners, so I’ll start easy, you must first prove to me that you can handle creatures before I take you into the depths of Daemonhein. So you shall first battle some giant rats!
(Giant rats appear, and seem ready to attack)
Nooby – My comrades! Who will fight with me today? They may out number us, but each of you is ten times the person they are! So come with me when victory is assured, I shall ask again, WHO WILL FIGHT WITH ME TODAY!!!
(Everyone apart from Ice and Nooberela) – We will! (They charge against the rats)
(5 minutes later)
Nooby – After much negotiation, I have been able to convince the rats to spare our lives, we must merely build a statue to show how great they are (Silence)
(Suddenly, a face pops out from behind a desk, it is Tomo!)
Tomo – Well, by staying out of the fight I taught you diplomacy, class dismissed!
(As they are leaving)
Ice – You know, I don’t think he knew what he was doing.
(Ice turns around and no one is listening to him, only Nooberela is there, and she is mumbling about how great Tomo was, the others all went the other way)
Ice – I really don’t like Dungeoneering. :@
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See you next time, on Nooby and the City of Secrets.

21-Jun-2010 22:30:16 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2010 22:10:18 by Snakus Viper

Icedog1003

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Lol...
I know who tomo is a spoof of :D
Also, you know, you should really properly spoof quidditch. In the film, harry falls and hurts his arm, and that proffesor tries to fix it...you should really spoof that, except the spell affects nooby and accedently hurts ice instead. That would be fun, but dont make it exactly this, suprise us :D

22-Jun-2010 18:12:36

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