Alright Vegas, I understand. BTW, I was trying to make peace, and another BTW, I ment shut your trap about my business, I understand i have no right to intrude on yours.
Chapter 17a – The Christmas Special
(Snow is falling, all around us, but enough about the current weather, or 1980's classics, at the Noob School it is Christmas Morning, about one month after the success of Part 1 of Mission Impossible, Nooberela with help from her glamorous assistants has been preparing the Multi-Smoothie Potion)
Nooby – Aww, thanks Ice! I love my RuneBox360! A handy place to store 360 runes!
(And you thought it was a games console
)
Ice – Well, I wish I could say the same. You gave me a sock. Not even a pair of socks, just a sock.
Nooby – You don’t need 2 socks to hop! And you’re always going on about hopping.
Ice – That’s world hopping -.-‘
Nooby – Whatever
You’re Welcome!
Ice – Erm… Guys, you haven’t seen Nooberela around here or anything have you?
Ice’s Brain – Smooth man, very smooth, they don’t suspect a thing
Noobio – Probably working on that potion again
Ice’s Brain – Either that or giving a Christmas present to Tomo, why does she like him! He obviously hasn’t a clue what he’s doing!
(Flashback)
Tomo – Now, when faced with the maze, there is a simple spell to solve it. Spatula Terrosia!
Ice – But Sir, that spell terns your dog into a spatula
Tomo – Oh… erm… yes! I knew that! I was erm… testing you… to make sure you knew your spells
Ice – But this is Dungeoneering, not Magic…
Tomo – A good spell range never hurt anybody <.< >.>
Nooberela – Such varied teaching methods <3
(End of Flashback)
(At the Christmas Dinner feast Ice, Nooby, Noobio and PD are all enjoying themselves when Nooberela Bursts in)
Nooberela – It’s ready! We can do it now! Also thanks Nooby, Noobio and PD for my Christmas pressies!
Ice – What about mine?
Nooberela – I did*’t get one from you…
Ice – I made a collage of pictures of us, I spent months putting it together…
Nooby – Oh that! When I put my present up there I needed room to show of my present in all its glory, so I through that one on the fire
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Nooberla – But you got me a sock, not a pair, just one…
Nooby * They were on buy one get one free!
Ice -
Nooberala – Thanks anyway Ice, it’s the thought that counts
Ice – Must… Kill…. Nooby…
Nooberela – After we spy on Marcus!
(In an abandoned class room, near the library)
Nooby – I hate being near the library :/
Nooberela – There should be enough for 3 of us
PD – I can stand watch
Noobio - I can sit watch, I don’t like standing
Nooberela – Okay, I’ll dived it into 3, and add a bit of who we’ll be turning into-
Nooby – I did not agree to this!
Nooberela – You did*’t agree to anything, you did*’t sign the contract :S
Nooby – I might have Graphophobia for all you know :/ Stop being mean to me
Everyone -
Nooby – It’s a real medical condition. Look it up. Anyway, how did you get a bit of who we’re turning into anyway?
Nooberela – I picked some Zamoarkian hairs out while we were playing Gnomeball PD Style
PD – DEFENCE! DEFENCE!
Ice – But the attacks had not started then, why would you do that?!
Nooberela – What you don’t know can’t hurt you
Noobio – What if someone punched you from behind, you wouldn’t know who did it but it would still hurt?
Nooberela – Okay, I’ve also got some Zamorakian uniforms for us to wear-
Nooby – Erm, I don’t want to change in public…
Ice – Can you do magic or what? Magic the clothes on!
Nooby – Good idea
(They magic them on)
Nooberela – Erm… bottoms up?
(They drink, Nooby and Ice turn into Zamorakians, but Nooberela turns into…)
Noobio – A Gnome?
PD – You must have picked the wrong hair
Ice – Well dur! Get her to hospital! Me and Nooby will do the spying.
(They find the Zamorak Common Room with ease)
Nooby * That was easy, good thing we found out in advance, what idiot hero’s would be stupid enough not to find out where it was first!
Ice – Yeah, I know! Erm, wait a minute, what’s the code word?
(At that minute Marcus walks though the doorway)
Chapter 17c - The Christmas Special
Marcus – Oh, I was just going looking for you.
(They head into the Zamoark Common Room, it is quite dark, ad everything is coloured Black and Deep Blood Red)
Marcus – So, Lobster, and Spooki, where have you been?
Ice – Erm… eating?
Marcus – Sounds about right. So Lobster, have you heard anything about the attacks?
Ice – Erm.. no?
Marcus * Shut up Spooki, I said Lobster!
Nooby – We have found out lots of information Mr Marcus!
Marcus – Care to tell me anything?
Nooby – NO*
Marcus – Why?
Nooby - That sir is classified information
Marcus – I’m the one who sent you to go get it, Idiot
Nooby – Well, I think that it is Mar(Ice kicks Nooby)… io?
Marcus – Mario eh? Is he some kid in Guthix?
Nooby – Yes! Those evil Guthixorians and their evil ways
Marcus – I shall have to become friends with him
Nooby – Yes! Those lovely Guthixorians and their evil ways!
Ice – So, you don’t have any idea who did it?
Marcus – I’ve already told you Spooki, I don’t know! I wish I did though, whoever is doing it is attacking children of Noobs, so I hope it is Nooberela next
Ice – Noooooooo!
Marcus - ?
Ice – I stubbed my toe (At that moment, the real Lobster and Spooki arrive)
Ice – RUN! (Ice and Nooby flee)
(They reach the Saradomin Common Room)
Rodger – Codeword?
Nooby – POOOOOWWEEEEER!
Rodger – You may pass.
(Nooby and Ice collapses into chairs)
Ice – Well, that was a waste of Time
Nooby – At least we found out it may be Mario
Ice -
(In rushes PD)
PD - I don't want to alarm you, but we only have 5 minutes to live!
Nooby - Really?!
PD - Nah, but someone has been in your room!
Nooby -
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Ice - It is as this time that we come together to celebrate peace and love, and other things that I’m not sure are allowed to be mentioned on the forums :S
Nooberela – It is a nice time for reflection, the end of the year-
Nooby – Wahoo! No school! Summer holidays!
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Nooberela – It’s not the end of the school year Nooby
PD * So reflect on the last year, it has been fun. We’ve had our ups and downs, our Arguments and fights, but now it’s time to put them behind us and look toward a brighter future.
Noobio – So, at this time we wish you, all our fans, and supporters out there a very merry Christmas, we hope you get exactly whatever you wanted
Nooby – Hopefully what you wanted was a Christmas Special as awesome as this one
Everybody – And we wish you all a Happy New year!
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Nooby – Aww, thanks Ice! I love my RuneBox360! A handy place to store 360 runes!
(And you thought it was a games console
)
Ice – Well, I wish I could say the same. You gave me a sock. Not even a pair of socks, just a sock.
Nooby – You don’t need 2 socks to hop! And you’re always going on about hopping.
Ice – That’s world hopping -.-‘
Nooby – Whatever
You’re Welcome!
And Nooby throwing Nooberela's gift into the fire? LOL Poor Ice, and i think Nooby will always push Ice into random things. New Years Resolutions or not!
:D
Nice chapter Snakus! I have Halo3 on my RuneBox360, it means you can store the three halos from Castle Wars in it too. (And you all thought it was a game!)
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