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I've had internet issues (the story of my life =/) but this should be the last of them
So there should be a chapter some time soon.
I've had internet issues (the story of my life =/) but this should be the last of them
So there should be a chapter some time soon.
30-Jan-2010 16:05:24
"6. Don't let the Thread get attack by the Page 51 monster!"
Snake...i think you're in violation of this rule, lol
BUMP!
also, i think i might get back into the story forum. Writings fun. But this time i'm going to carefully plan an original story.
Snake...i think you're in violation of this rule, lol
BUMP!
also, i think i might get back into the story forum. Writings fun. But this time i'm going to carefully plan an original story.
16-Feb-2010 12:45:54
I probably am
17-Feb-2010 22:56:22
Chapter 4a - Shopping in Varrock
(Our heroes have returned to Rimmington, where some post is waiting for them)
Nooby’s Dad – Hello you lot
Noobio – Sup Mr. Nooby
Nooby’s Dad –
, anyway... your post has arrived
Nooberela – What? Even mine and Noobio’s? But we don’t live here.
Nooby’s Dad – It’s magic
Nooby – You know... never believe it’s not so!
Ice – Ugh...
(One very badly sung song later)
(They all open their letters)
Nooberla – Sweet! An A in everything!
Nooby – Yay! I got a F in everything, apart from magic, I got an A!
Noobio – Yay! I got an A in everything, apart from magic where I got a Z-!
Ice – Hey, that’s mine!
Noobio – Well, what does it say on the letter then, Ice?
Ice – That says “Ice’s Grades” Noobio.
Noobio - ... Must you embarrass me?
Nooby’s Dad – Well, you lot need to buy your supplies for the next year
Ice – Well, to Varrock! (Sets off)
Noobio – Why don’t we just use the Varrock portal in our house?
Ice – (re-enters) I thought of that before you said it!
(they all go to the portal room)
Nooberela – What’s that? (She points at a glowing whole in the floor)
Ice – Oh, that’s our teleport, you just jump in and say the place you want to go, our Dad invented it.
(Ice, Nooberela, and Noobio all jump in saying “Varrock”, then it is Nooby’s tern)
Nooby – Var-(sneezes)-rock (Jumps in)
(Then, in Varrock, Nooby lands right next to the other 3)
Nooby – (looks at the reader) What did you think, I was going to end up in the wrong street, be surrounded by creepy weirdo’s only to be saved by friendly school teacher? That this is some sort of... parody or something..*****;****; >****;
Professor Geo – Why hello Nooby! What are you doing here then?
Nooby – (Whispering) Shhh! They’re on to us!
Professor Geo – Why, I have to go and... milk... a... wand... (Runs away)
Ice – Okay....
(Our heroes have returned to Rimmington, where some post is waiting for them)
Nooby’s Dad – Hello you lot
Noobio – Sup Mr. Nooby
Nooby’s Dad –
, anyway... your post has arrived
Nooberela – What? Even mine and Noobio’s? But we don’t live here.
Nooby’s Dad – It’s magic
Nooby – You know... never believe it’s not so!
Ice – Ugh...
(One very badly sung song later)
(They all open their letters)
Nooberla – Sweet! An A in everything!
Nooby – Yay! I got a F in everything, apart from magic, I got an A!
Noobio – Yay! I got an A in everything, apart from magic where I got a Z-!
Ice – Hey, that’s mine!
Noobio – Well, what does it say on the letter then, Ice?
Ice – That says “Ice’s Grades” Noobio.
Noobio - ... Must you embarrass me?
Nooby’s Dad – Well, you lot need to buy your supplies for the next year
Ice – Well, to Varrock! (Sets off)
Noobio – Why don’t we just use the Varrock portal in our house?
Ice – (re-enters) I thought of that before you said it!
(they all go to the portal room)
Nooberela – What’s that? (She points at a glowing whole in the floor)
Ice – Oh, that’s our teleport, you just jump in and say the place you want to go, our Dad invented it.
(Ice, Nooberela, and Noobio all jump in saying “Varrock”, then it is Nooby’s tern)
Nooby – Var-(sneezes)-rock (Jumps in)
(Then, in Varrock, Nooby lands right next to the other 3)
Nooby – (looks at the reader) What did you think, I was going to end up in the wrong street, be surrounded by creepy weirdo’s only to be saved by friendly school teacher? That this is some sort of... parody or something..*****;****; >****;
Professor Geo – Why hello Nooby! What are you doing here then?
Nooby – (Whispering) Shhh! They’re on to us!
Professor Geo – Why, I have to go and... milk... a... wand... (Runs away)
Ice – Okay....
22-Feb-2010 19:50:20 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:26:48 by Snakus Viper
Chapter 4b - Shopping in Varrock
Nooberela – We need to go to the Apothecary, and the Rune Shop.
(At the Apothecary)
Apothecary – What can I help you four with?
Ice – I need some Newt Eyes.
Nooby – What’* that? (Points at a vial)
Apothecary – No problem sir, and that is a super fishing posion.
Noobio – I need some ground desert goat horn.
Nooby – What’s that? (Points at something on the shelves)
Apothecary – That will be no trouble sir, and that is dragon impling in a jar.
Nooberela – I need a sealed pot.
Nooby – What’s that?
Apothecary – I should have one of them miss, and that is your face.
Nooby – As for me, I would like some citric acid, mixed with a combination of hydrogen and oxygen atoms that are in the ratio 2:1, with some more at a temperature of -5C, all in some set, superheated ground up rock please.
Apothecary – Here are your Newt eyes, your ground desert goat horn, your sealed pot, and your glass of orange juice with ice sir.
Nooby * Thank-You Jeaves.
Noobio – That was Orange Juice?
Nooby – I can do science me
(At the Rune Shop)
Nooberela – We need 400 death runes, mind runes, air runes, earth runes, water runes and fire runes.
Aubury – That’ll be no problem, just don’t go near the portal, if you don’t know what you’re doing it can go terribly-
(Nooby walks over to the portal and vanishes)
Aubury – wrong...
Ice – Where is he! I hate my brother but I need him..
(Nooby walks in through the door)
Nooby – Wow! I went back in time, discovered Rune Stone for the first time, became a hunter, got lost, found an ancient civilisation, and gave the findings to the museum and the money to charity.
Ice – What money?
Noobio – All the good stuff happens to you
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What will happen next time when they return to the Noob School? Find out soon
Nooberela – We need to go to the Apothecary, and the Rune Shop.
(At the Apothecary)
Apothecary – What can I help you four with?
Ice – I need some Newt Eyes.
Nooby – What’* that? (Points at a vial)
Apothecary – No problem sir, and that is a super fishing posion.
Noobio – I need some ground desert goat horn.
Nooby – What’s that? (Points at something on the shelves)
Apothecary – That will be no trouble sir, and that is dragon impling in a jar.
Nooberela – I need a sealed pot.
Nooby – What’s that?
Apothecary – I should have one of them miss, and that is your face.
Nooby – As for me, I would like some citric acid, mixed with a combination of hydrogen and oxygen atoms that are in the ratio 2:1, with some more at a temperature of -5C, all in some set, superheated ground up rock please.
Apothecary – Here are your Newt eyes, your ground desert goat horn, your sealed pot, and your glass of orange juice with ice sir.
Nooby * Thank-You Jeaves.
Noobio – That was Orange Juice?
Nooby – I can do science me
(At the Rune Shop)
Nooberela – We need 400 death runes, mind runes, air runes, earth runes, water runes and fire runes.
Aubury – That’ll be no problem, just don’t go near the portal, if you don’t know what you’re doing it can go terribly-
(Nooby walks over to the portal and vanishes)
Aubury – wrong...
Ice – Where is he! I hate my brother but I need him..
(Nooby walks in through the door)
Nooby – Wow! I went back in time, discovered Rune Stone for the first time, became a hunter, got lost, found an ancient civilisation, and gave the findings to the museum and the money to charity.
Ice – What money?
Noobio – All the good stuff happens to you
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What will happen next time when they return to the Noob School? Find out soon
22-Feb-2010 19:58:18 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 22:32:05 by Snakus Viper
Accepted!
If you don't mind I will give him a name at some point, but thanks for the ghost Application!
He'll have a big part in a chapter coming up, but He'll be introduced in the next few chapters
If you don't mind I will give him a name at some point, but thanks for the ghost Application!
He'll have a big part in a chapter coming up, but He'll be introduced in the next few chapters
23-Feb-2010 21:30:09 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:36:39 by Snakus Viper
Chapter 5a - How to make an entrance
(One summer later in the Magic Guild)
Nooby’s Mum – Are you sure you’ve got everything?
Nooby’s Dad – Are you sure you’re going to be alright son? I know how you get teleport sick
Ice – That was when I was 5 Dad
(Flashback)
(Ice get’s in a teleport and is sick)
(End of flashback)
Nooby’s Mum – Aww, back then you were that cutest little boy, and you wouldn’t go to sleep unless we sang-
Ice – Mum! Not in front of my friends! (He glances at Nooberela) Can’t you embarrass Nooby or something
Nooby’s Dad – I think he does that well enough on his own
(We see Nooby sat in a corner staring at the floor)
Nooby – I can do this! I can do this!
Nooberela – Do you want some help with that...
Nooby – No! I can do this quiz! It’s very hard, your brain may not understand it!
Nooberela – But the Wizards only asked you to write down your name...
Nooby – I know this one
Ice – Your right about that.
Nooby’s Mum – Well, we better be off, bye boys!
Wizard – Okay everyone, into the teleport to the Noob School!
(They all step through the teleport, but Ice and Nooby are last, and wait a minute, they can’t get through!)
Nooby – All that work on that quiz for nothing!!!
Ice – It’s not the end of the world Nooby.
Nooby – Yes it is! You don’t understand! We’ll never go to school again!
Ice – We could just ask the wizards for help...
Nooby – It’s too late for that now!
Ice – No it’s not...
Nooby – Look, you’ve already gone insane! We need to find a way to the Noob School, let’s go!
(Nooby drags Ice out the Wizards guild)
Nooby – Well, where is the most obvious place for a Noob School to be
Ice – Well, the sun rises from the-
Nooby - There isn’t time to play trivial pursuit now Ice! Your suffering from heat stroke! Now what do I remember about heat stroke from medical school...
Ice – You’ve never been to medical school...
(Flashback)
(One summer later in the Magic Guild)
Nooby’s Mum – Are you sure you’ve got everything?
Nooby’s Dad – Are you sure you’re going to be alright son? I know how you get teleport sick
Ice – That was when I was 5 Dad
(Flashback)
(Ice get’s in a teleport and is sick)
(End of flashback)
Nooby’s Mum – Aww, back then you were that cutest little boy, and you wouldn’t go to sleep unless we sang-
Ice – Mum! Not in front of my friends! (He glances at Nooberela) Can’t you embarrass Nooby or something
Nooby’s Dad – I think he does that well enough on his own
(We see Nooby sat in a corner staring at the floor)
Nooby – I can do this! I can do this!
Nooberela – Do you want some help with that...
Nooby – No! I can do this quiz! It’s very hard, your brain may not understand it!
Nooberela – But the Wizards only asked you to write down your name...
Nooby – I know this one
Ice – Your right about that.
Nooby’s Mum – Well, we better be off, bye boys!
Wizard – Okay everyone, into the teleport to the Noob School!
(They all step through the teleport, but Ice and Nooby are last, and wait a minute, they can’t get through!)
Nooby – All that work on that quiz for nothing!!!
Ice – It’s not the end of the world Nooby.
Nooby – Yes it is! You don’t understand! We’ll never go to school again!
Ice – We could just ask the wizards for help...
Nooby – It’s too late for that now!
Ice – No it’s not...
Nooby – Look, you’ve already gone insane! We need to find a way to the Noob School, let’s go!
(Nooby drags Ice out the Wizards guild)
Nooby – Well, where is the most obvious place for a Noob School to be
Ice – Well, the sun rises from the-
Nooby - There isn’t time to play trivial pursuit now Ice! Your suffering from heat stroke! Now what do I remember about heat stroke from medical school...
Ice – You’ve never been to medical school...
(Flashback)
23-Feb-2010 22:14:43 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 22:30:05 by Snakus Viper
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