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Snakus Viper

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Chapter 1a - The Worst Birthday Ever
Nooby - Ready or not! Here I come!
Ice - Ugh... do we have to play Hide and Seek?
Nooby - It's my birthday!
Ice - Actually it's mine... O_o
Nooberela - It is Ice's birthday Nooby
Nooby - If it was Ice's birthday I’d have written down it on my calendar (checks, it has "Nooby's Birthday" written on it) see! It's my birthday!
Nooberela - It has "Nooby's Birthday" written on everyday
Nooby - I love birthdays!
Noobio - I love cake!
(We can see the 4 friends sat in a House in Rimmington, Today is Ice's birthday, and as usual Nooby has forgotten)
Ice - Why do you forget every time!
Nooby - Because I'm too busy eating Marmite!
Ice - Your allergic to Marmite!
Nooby - Oh yeah... anyway, I'll take you anywhere you want for your Birthday
Ice - Okay! Yet's go to Karamja
Nooby - Isn't that a vegetable?.. Oh no... that's Varrock. To Karamja!
Ice - O_o
(5 minutes later in Port Sarim)
Nooby - We need to make it into the boat... for this we'll need fake moustaches, 3 tonnes of cooked mackerel, and some tissues, and the tissues aren’t for what you think they're for...
Ice - Or we could pay...
Noobys - Pay...That’s so crazy it just might work!
(Nooberela and Noobio pay, Ice goes into his pocket to pay)
Nooby - No brother! I will pay for you!
Ice - Wow, thanks Nooby!
Nooby - No problem :)
(Walks up to the man)
Nooby - Sir! I'll have 2 tickets for Varrock! No, that's the vegetable... I'll have 2 of your finist tickets to Karamja
Boatman - Okay... that'll be 60gp
Nooby - Psssst! Ice! Can I Borrow 60gp?
Ice - Fine...
(a moment later on Karamja)

10-Jan-2010 17:45:17 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:18:47 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 1b - The Worst Birthday Ever
Nooberela - Ice! Noobio's in jail!
Ice - Well, we knew it was bound to happen to one of them.
Nooby - :O Nooo! Not Noobio! Who will sing pop goes the weasel with me!
Ice - What was he arrested for?
Nooberela - He said something about smuggling Rum for a Quest, Pirate Treasure I think it was, he went to the boat with the Rum, but the Customs officer found it and sent him to Port Sarim Jail!
Nooby! - Let's break him out!
Ice - Ugh... This is the worst birthday ever! :@
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Nooby is Back! Will he be able to break out Noobio? Find out next time!

10-Jan-2010 17:53:18 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:17:32 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 2 - Plans
(The Chapter starts with Noobio in Port Sarim Jail)
Noobio - Can I leave yet?
Guard - For the last time no!
Mugger - I'd give up if i was you
Pirate - Yup, I've been in here as long as I remember, and he’s never let me out
(Voice from the shadows in Noobio's cell) - You have no hope of getting out with their help, you need my help!
Noobio - Who are you?
Rick - It is I! Rick Turpentine! Former highway man and random event!
Noobio - Wow...
Rick - I think that we should break out! I have been waiting for months for someone to help complete the plan, you need to be as cunning as a fox to help me! Will you be my accomplish?
Noobio - I am not a radish!
Rick - Do you want to breakout or not?
Noobio - Oh... that... sure :) beats my plans
Rick - What were they?
Noobio - I was gonna play tiddlywinks with the pirate
Pirate - Ahhh dang it!
(Meanwhile at Musa Point)
Nooby -... and then the explosive blows up the wall! Just like in regicide.
Nooberela - You've done regicide?
Nooby - Yeah, who hasn't?
Ice - But you haven't done Underground Pass?
Nooby - I have my ways... wait, you don't need to do Underground Pass to do regicide?
Ice - You do!
Nooby - But your only helping the Cook, you have to assist the Cook, as he trys to make a cake, because he's a Cook, and your his assistant... I think it was called Regicide...
Nooberela - That's Cook's Assistant!
Nooby - Oh yeah, always getting those mixed up!
Ice - Well, back to your plan to break out Noobio, it may kill him
Nooby - details! Details!
Ice - :|
Nooby - Fine!
(Random voice) - I belevin I can helps ya
Nooberela - Who are you?
Lathas - I am Lathas... I own the banana plantation
Ice - Our friend has been arrested doing a quest, can you help us?
Lathas - Sure. I've gota agent, an inside man in da prison. Hesa gonna break out
Nooberela - And they are...?
Lathas - He is the one, with the nose.
Ice - This is going to go well :@
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Who will breakout Noobio? Find out Soon

11-Jan-2010 14:24:05 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 22:36:27 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 3a - The Breakout
(At musa point)
Nooby -... and that's the plan, got it?
Ice - That's not going to work...
Nooby - Fine then! I'll do it without you! (he storms off)
(In Port Sarim Jail)
Rick - ... and that's the plan, got it?
Noobio - That's not going to work...
Rick - It is!
Noobio - Okay :D
Rick - Now! (Noobio and Rick crawl though a tunnel and end up in the middle of the jail)
Guard 1 - Get them! (Rick and Noobio run and get away, and a mage guard fills in the tunnels)
Guard 2 - Yeah, the boss isn't going to like that empty cell
(But then busting though the window in a ninja costume...)
Nooby - I'm here Noobio!
Guard 2 - Eh, he'll do
Nooby - Noooo!
(meanwhile in Lumbridge)
Rick - I think (pant), we lost them (pant)
Noobio - How can you be tired? I'm fine :D ! And I only have level 1 Agility
Rick - That's because you made we give you a piggyback ride! (Throws Noobio off his back)
Noobio - Where do you want to go now?
Rick - To Shanty, I have a bone to pick with him.
(At the Shanty pass a few moments later)
Rick - Hello Shanty
Shanty - Out of jail?
Rick - Yes! No thanks to you!
Shanty - What do you mean?
Rick - Back in Ardougne you told the King I was a highway man, took my fortune, and bought this toll-station!
Shanty - Ah yeah... those were the days!
Rick - :@
Shanty - Anyway, you need to stop living in the past... who's your friend?
Noobio - We're outlaws! :D
Rick - No!!!
Shanty - You need to pay the fine then
Noobio - I don't have any money...
Shanty - To jail with you two!
Rick - Ugh.... Noob!
Noobio - That's the name, don't wear it out!
(In jail)
Nooby - Noobio!
Noobio - Nooby! What are you doing here!
Nooby - Rescuing you
Noobio - Aww thanks :D
(Two shadows in the doorway appear)

11-Jan-2010 14:56:48 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:23:50 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 3b - The Breakout
(Two shadows in the doorway apear)
Ice - I told you this would happen
Nooberela - He did
Ice - Lets fix this
(He walks to the cell with the 3 of them in it and opens the door)
Nooby, Noobio and Rick - O_o
Rick - This is embarrassing... (starts to run away, but turns to look at Noobio) You have made an enermy today (Runs)
Nooberela - What’s wrong with him?
Noobio - I sort of put him in jail...
Nooby, Nooberela and Ice - Oooooh
Nooberela - We should probably go back to Rimmington
Ice - Yeah, shouldn't be too long before we get our grades, then its back to the Noob School for us
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Yes, that was the summer holidays, but soon they'll be going back to the Noob School, what will await our hero's there? Find out in the next Chapter of Nooby and the City of Secrets.

11-Jan-2010 15:04:46 - Last edited on 23-Feb-2010 21:26:11 by Snakus Viper

Caedo
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lol i love the stories =D theyre funny put me on the fan list! im an ultra awsome funny fan who loves the nooby series! put that beside my name =]
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Woah, my grammar failed waaaaay back then, well, I guess this is as close to the first page as I'll get and I may as well treat it as the intro page for now.
Snakus Viper has sadly quit RuneScape. As much as it sucks you have to understand that there is more going on in his life than a video game and any spare time of his is not wanted to be put towards RuneScape but other things. It's sad but the Snakus Viper era is over. :(
But with every closed door another opens.
I happen to be a good friend of Snakus's. And with his permission I am taking over the series! It has been well over a year since the previous chapter! But once I review the story again properly and get in touch with it all will be back to normal! :) I will try my very best to pay homage to Snakus's great work and make sure the style stays EXACTLY the same.
On mine and Snakus's behalf, thank you so much for sticking with the story as long as you have. Hopefully you can see it with me to the end.
~RSMurderer
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