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Day FIFTYSEVEN- Mission Impossible –
Ok, now at our round table of Justice (that just happens to be located in the bar in east ardy), we must finally think of a plan to take that saradomin down once and for all! Yes! Its all coming together… We are all going to give our specific skills for the job. Saradomin’s Mansion, located at the Varrock Portal, doesn’t have just 20 rooms, like a normal house, no, it has over 200 rooms, none of them alike.over 20 stories high, it’ll be a real job getting to saradomin, whose throne is on the top floor.
Knowing us, we should also come with a backup plan, Justin case any random twists decide to happen. Amy’s optimism is what kept us all going. “We cant do this! Even if we somehow reach saradomin, how are we suppose to kill an immortal!?” Amy yelled. We were all silent. Then finally, doodle spoke up.
“Well…not exactly.” We all looked at doodle. Oreo stopped sharpening his two mith defenders.
*What do you mean?” asked Oreo. “Well…There is are spells known as Ancient Magic….Its so powerful, its said that it can turn people into ice, poison instantly, and bring immortality…or take it away.” Doodle’s tone was sorrowful.
“Whats the problem, doodle?” I asked.
“There are a few problems, in fact, a lot of big problems. 1st, I cant do ancient magic, heck, I can barely cover the basics, 2nd of which there are guards with saradomin at all times, even if I somehow manage to cast the spell, they’d Just make him immortal again, 3rd, lets say I can use ancient magic, the spell takes 5 minutes to cast, and it is so loud, most of, if not all, the guards in the castle will immediately rush to saradomin’s aid.”We all looked at doodle, Mouths agape.
“How do you know that much about this?” asked Yo*hi. Amy stood up slowly.
“Because…you where meant to be one of saradomin’s ancient mages, weren’t you?” Asked Amy, slowly, Doodle glares at amy then nods, sadly.

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I was picked to learn the ancient magic, and protect saradomin. But, they said I wasn’t good enough.” Doodle said. I stood up and began walking towards doodle. “Wait, does that mean your-“ I tripped, *Thud*. “Ow! What did I trip over!?” Out of the shadows it came! The coffee table of death!! “You!!” I Shrieked. The most epic battle between man and coffee table then happened (and probably the only battle). Finally, Full of arrows, deep scratches, and the torture of watching “barney and friends”, The coffee table collapsed. It began to morph! “What is it?!” Yoshi yelled. “We wont know today! Its bedtime!” Said Amy, we all looked outside into the darkness. “Cure these Cliff-Hanger endings.” I Said.We all then collapsed, dead asleep.

21-Jan-2008 00:49:11 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2008 19:56:14 by FriendshipUI

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Day FIFTYEIGHT – A man, A King, and a coffee table –
We slowly awoke, I suddenly remembered that we saw the table yesterday. I pull my sword and slash out randomly as I hear a noise to my right.
“Oh, sorry Yo*hi.” I Said.
“Don’t worry Noob, I know you had my best interest in mind!” Yoshi said, blood gushing from his arm. A wooden man walks up to me.
“Ahh! The coffee table! Kill it!” We all pull out axes, except doodle, and we charged the wooden man, except doodle.
“Ahh!!” I yelled, then I noticed doodle siting talking to the real coffee table!
“Oh…Then who was this?” I asked.
“hmm..I don’t know… Guess I’ll bury him.” I said. “Wait! I am still alive!” the body said. Yoshi drags him behind a tree and starts *burying* him. *while hearing gory screams in background* Doodle is talking to the coffee table!
“Doodle!? What are you doing!?” I asked.
“Just talking to bill here.” He said.
“But that is our greatest…wait, his name is bill?” I asked,
We laughed under our breath. “Yeah, he works for the king and was gonna be the one that teaches me ancient magic.” Doodle said. DUN DUN DUUUUN.
“Don’t do that again noob.” Amy said, “Sorry amy.” I said in a *I have no clue what your saying but your cute* kind of voice.
“You’re the chattiest corpse I have ever met!” he said while coming out from behind the tree. The coffee table transforms into a wizard with some type of wooden armor.
“But…But…But… Who!?When!?How!?” I stammered.
“Noob, I can say with all my heart, I hate you with every urge of my being, but the king has sent for you.” He said.
I stood there, oblivious to what he said, “I’ll cut you good!” I suddenly screamed and started to lung at him. Amy and Doodle held me back.
“Let me at him!” I yelled.
“Did you hear anything he said!?” asked amy. Once they explained stuff to me, it all came clear… “YOU MUST DIE!”

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I screamed, lunging again. He knocked me out, but luckily I still remember what happened.
He dragged me to the king, when I say dragged, I don’t mean he threw me into a horse-drawn carriage and we drove off into the sunset, he grabbed me by my feet, and I think he made sure my head was sliding on the ground…ooh I hate him, I’ll get him back. I woke just in time, we arrived at the kings throne room.
“Noob, I have heard your plans of attacking the enemy god-” The king started.
“How do you know about that!?” I asked.
“I would advise next time not shouting your plans to the heavens.” He said.
“As I was saying, me and my men support you completely.“ He finished.
“That’s good to know! Another king under my power! Muhahaha…haha…….oohh…” you can guess what happened.
“Guess I’ll pretend I did*’t hear that, k?” He said. “Moving on…We will give you supplies for lasting in the tunnels.
“Wait! He is located in a tunnel!? What happened to his mansion?” I asked.
“He never had one.” The king said.
“Well that was a waste of a day!” Amy said.
“But we did have a 90% chance of dieing with the noob’s plans…” said doodle.
*Ok… you will need these plague suits, You attack at dawn!” *heroic music plays as theme*
“Why did*’t we get this when we became members!?” I whispered to yo*hi.

21-Jan-2008 00:49:12 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2008 16:59:31 by FriendshipUI

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DAY FIFTYNINE -beginning of the end-
That news that the king said blew my mind! I coulda sworn saradomin had a lavish castle with tons and tons of guards!The king told me that their "opressor" was cursed to protect a hole in the ground, called the "underground passage", By zamorak himself!!! Wewt! This is out chance to, not only kill Saradomin, but get on Zamorak's good side! This is truly, the beginning of the end! Buhahahahahaha! I don't know why I laugh in my diary. I mean, when you do an action in real life, You don't then write it down, know what I mean? If we're going that far, why do I write so much, and talk to myself? It's not like anyone's reading, these Diaries are private!
It took me a few hours to fully (or atleast mostly) Trust bill A.K.A The coffee table of death. In fact, I kinda like ol' Bill now! "haha! You ran away from a cow!" Bill scoffed. "I did not! The sun was in my eyes, and i thought the cow was in the other direction!" I yelled. "Oh please, I saved your life, admit it! If I didn't show up to trip that cow, you would be 6 feet under the ground right about now!" He said. Ok, I now hate him completly again. Know why? Because deep down I know he's.....he's..... *gulps* he's right. whew, you don't know how much effort it took for me to say that! I need a glass of water... So I do know he's right though, and that bothers me. THE NOOB DOES NOT NEED HELP! Unless you count the case when yoshi saved my life in the varrock vs. goblin village battle, and the time amy had to save me from that bear, and in the future when I'll need all of them to help me defeat Saradomin, BUT THOSE ARE THE ONLY TIMES!!!
"bill, lets get to the point that's on everyone's mind..." Said yo*hi. "If a ninja falls down in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" "no not that! Will you be able to teach doodle?" Asked Amy.

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we all looked at Doodle. He was following an ant. He followed it to a table. he banged his head against the table.
"owie! Head go knock-knock into hard thing!" said doodle. Doodle then wanted to see how far he could stick a spear down his throat. He tripped. Fell, and got impaled but the spear through the back of the throat. Luckily, and unluckily, Bill was practicing his Imortality spell On Doodle earlier. By complete and random chance, It worked. (Bill, as advanced in magic as he is, Can barly do the imortality spell. It's pretty much chance), meaning Doodle was imortal til the end of the day. So, there Doodle was; Impaled through the mouth and throat, gagging, not able to die. We all then focused back on eachother.
"it'll be hard" said bill. "as good of a mage I am, If I struggle with the spell, I don't see what chance Doodle has. and besides, the magic might be so powerfull, it could become uncontrollable, and kill him.
we all looked at Doodle again. He was banging a hammer against the spear to get it out. He missed, and hit his knee (don't ask how). We focused on eachother again.
"that's a risk we're more then willing to talk." I said.

21-Jan-2008 00:57:41 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 01:08:44 by FriendshipUI

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Day 60 * The demi-god Part 1 –
There we were, at the entrance to the cave, imagine those cool slow-mo walks that they show in the movies! But cooler! I mean, it was cool until Yo*hi tripped and knocked us all done. We walked into the cave and we met a challenge, we had to either go through this mossy-looking room or we would go right and climb our some rocks.
“Hmm…The left way looks easier..” Doodle said.
“Easier usually means death.” Oreo replied.
“Maybe we should test it?” Amy asked.
“But with what-“ I began, then we all looked at a guard.
“Hey! No way!” he said.
“ Seize the non-believer!” I said. We grabbed him and chucked him into the room AND…..nothing happened…we waited a moment more….yet, nothing happened.
“Phew! Thank you oh merciful-“ the guard began. Then a huge bottomless pit opened up and swallowed him whole! It was a spectacle to be seen! He was there…and then he wasn’t!
"Hmm, maybe we should throw another in to make sure that wasnt one werid thing." I said. after throwing in a few more, we desided it was unsafe.
“You know, suddenly I feel like going right.” Oreo said, we all agreed, course yoshi had to “Test it for himself" Lucky Amy slapped some sense into him. Course Yo*hi’s sense was, “Jump First…” Well…that’s all I got before he jumped, maybe the last part was respect your elders. Yes lets make it that! Ok back on track! Being as lazy as we are we made the miners mine through the rocks! They cant expect royalty to climb! Tisk tisk tisk! Their town will soon be mine!!
“See! I don’t randomly and insanely shout out my plots of mischief and terror! I am learning.” I said. They all looked at me like I was some…Idiot new person to runescape that did*’t have a clue what was going on!!
“I did*’t this time! Did I!?” I asked.
“No, you got something on your leg.” She said oddly calm. I look down and some creature is devouring my leg! It happened to be a slug! A giant slug!

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I’ll name it Ryan! Aww isn’t it cute!? We carried on once the guards were finally finished, we got to another challenge, we had to cross the bridge and the controls were on the other side. “What to do….what do do..” I Pondered..
“OH I KNOW!” getting a sudden burst of thought. “I’ll throw Ryan to hit the switch! Fly Ryan fly!” With that I chucked him onto the other side, he hit the closed-drawbridge with a *Thud* and then slid into the Salt water… people were freaking! I did*’t get why a slug couldn’t go in salt water-OH MY GOD! Payless is having a 2 for 1 special today!! And I am missing it! Oh and I guess my slug is dead..pitty. Then we tried to swim across, then half-way through we remembered People could only swim on certain parts in the game, and about half-way through the river we realized that cause we started heading towards a huge waterfall! Man nothing ever goes right for us! I wonder why.. But Oreo threw a rope onto a over-hanging branch….sadly he forgot to grab the robe once thrown…lucky he always keeps two ropes with him! He did it right this time and we all grabbed on. Then a beer falls out of Yo*hi’s pocket.
“NOO!! I must go and get it!” he starts to go after his fallen bear, now in the river.
“Its not worth your life!” Amy yelled.
“Yes it is yo*hi! She’s insane!! Don’t listen to her!” I encouraged. Yoshi lunged for it!
“We lost Yo*hi!” Amy yelled. Oreo pulled us back up onto our side of the river. Suddenly the bridge comes down and, son of a gun! Yo*hi is on the other side! Drinking a beer!!
“Yo*hi! How in the world did you get over there!?” Doodle asked.
“I really don’t know, I fell down the waterfall and went into this tubby thingy and it plopped me down here!” Yoshi said. We Walk a little and we get to our 3rd challenge.

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A Giant hole in the ground with an over-hanging slab of rock. We could easily do this, but then…Amy said, “I wonder how deep it is.” Course now I got into lovey mode, not thinking, I chucked a guard off the side.
“Why’d you do that!?” asked amy.
“You asked to know how deep it went! When the screams of terror stops we’ll know hes hit the bottom! It makes perfect sense!” I said.
Suddenly he comes out of the wall to the right of us. “Oh my god!” and I chuck another off. *Will you stop doing that!?” Amy asked. “But look!” just then the guard appeared from the wall.
“This is the greatest find since…ME!” We did it a few more times until we the fun had to stop, mostly because the last one we threw in did*’t come back…Course Yoshi with his “Sense” Just had to see if it was broken, and threw another in.
“I agree its broken!” yoshi said, we continued into this room with 25 squares to step on in the floor, step on the wrong one, you will be plunged into a torture pit to die slowly. It was fuuunnny! Seeing the guards quiver in fear as one slowly steps onto a square, then thinking its safe stiffen up, only to be plunged into the pit screaming in real brutal agony. Yes! I did what everyone of you would have done! I broke down laughing! About 15 minutes later we reached the end! We reached the human encampment inside to be briefed on what was to be expected in the lower parts of the cave. But…before I go… I then suddenly pushed a guard onto a square I knew was rigged, he fell in and The other guy that was thrown in their earlier must not of died because I heard two screams!
I’ll write more after we get briefed on our mission!

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Day Sixty *The Demi God Part 2–
Ok, we were Just briefed on what to expect. They disabled most of the traps. My favorite part was when they said they crushed a unicorn with a bolder, apparently it had a key in its stomach… But we resupplyed and went about our business.
We walked up to yet another challenge, there was a giant gate ahead of us that could only be unlocked with 3 keys, which 3 guards carried. We went and “Took care” Of them. Yup…Just what your thinking, we went down there and begged, pleaded, cryed, begged again, had yoga lessons, did their taxes, ironed their bed sheets, balanced their checkbooks…I’ll stop it there, the list is endless.
Then Oreo said “Why don’t we just kill them?” we all nodded and had evil glints in our eyes, we pulled our weapons!
“CHARGE!* I yelled.
*One failed attempt later*
There we were lying face-down at the guards feet.
“Maybe we should return to begging?” Yoshi said, we murmured in agreement and went back to work!
After about 30 minutes they got so annoyed they killed themselves. What luck! To make sure they were not enjoying their stay where ever their spirts went, we kicked them in the place you don’* want to be kicked! Yup! You guessed it! The eyes! Muhaha! And I was wearing the cleats I just invented!
So we were walking towards the gate when. *closing metal noise* “Ahh!! My leg!” Yoshi screamed, while pointing at his leg with was thrown half across the room! I feel to the floor, raging with laughter- umm, I mean, I quickly and valiantly sprung to my dear friend’s side and comforted him, by taking pictures and drawing him with a mustache! Man it was funny!
“Don’t worry yoshi! I’ll heal your leg!” Doodle said, pulling out his book of spells. “Please don’t leave me with the mad-man!” Yoshi said, I shouldn’t, BUT I CANT RESIST! “He's all your’s doc!” I said. With that Doodle did unspeakable magic! He turned yoshi into things so hideous, I was even disgusted!

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