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Finally he heals him and we get on our way!
We pass through the door and we enter a maze of cages! They have creatures in them named “The souless*.
"hmm, I think they are just deeply misunderstood.” I said.
“ahhhargg.” one replied lazily.
“See! It wants to learn! Lets teach it the hokey-pokie!” I said. Amy called me insane! She even bet me 20 gp that I couldn’t! Well guess what! I am now 20gp richer! Man it was a sight to behold, 5 of them dancing around to a beat that yoshi was singing, cause we all know how old-school yo*hi is at beat-boxing, and with minimal damage! Only a few guards died from the deafening noise! They weren’t doing the hokey-pokie, per-say, kind of just bumping into each-other. I guess one got mad and ripped off ones head.
“No! bad souless! Put his head back! Drop it! Drop! There’s a good boy! Go to the naughty stool!” I said and pointing at a random, and not at all scripted stool in a corner.
“Aww…”he mumbled as he limped with his head down, like all mindless slaves do! *Brainz*zz.” Another said, “Not now!” I said.
Finally! At Saradomin's house! We ring to door-bell and- wait, since when does a cave have a door bell? Anyways no-one answer so we thought no-one was home.
A guy named Ivan comes up to us in an apron and grocery bags, “Would you boys mind giving me a hand here?” Ivan said very nicly, “Why sure mister!” I said.
we helped put the groceries away, “Would you boys like milk and cookies?” Ivan asked. “Well gee mister that’ll be swell!” Yoshi said. He reminds me of a normal house-wife…or house-man…..thing… umm….man I lost my train of thought! Give me a moment!

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Ok! “Whats your name anyways mister?” Doodle asked.
“Iban, God of evil. We looked at him and laughed. Its hard to write, its one of those, “you have to see it to believe it” deals, the god of evil, baking cookies in a pink apron with a hair net on…Right…
”Wait! If you live here! Where does Saradomin live!” I asked.
“He has a mansion near taverly.” he said.
“SEE! I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT! But noooooo, no-one believed me!” I said.
“But, then why does the town hate you, we were sent to kill an 'evil god', I guess they were talking about you…” Doodle asked.
“That town has been after my cookie recipe for over 100 years! It’s a safe guarded family secret.” Iban said.
“If I asked you really really nicely, would you give it to them?” I asked.
“Well, you did help me with my groceries…aww what the hey!” Iban said.
Suddenly yoshi comes up behind him with a frying pan and whacks him in the head, making him go unconscious.
"What’d you do that for!?” Amy asked.
“Aren't we killing him to get the recipe now!?” Yoshi asked.
“No! he was giving it to us!” Oreo said.
“Well…Umm this way is more fun!” Yoshi said.
With that we went back to the town as heroes! Next stop! Saradomin!

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DAY SIXTYONE -Returning Wrath! -
We have been deceived! All this time we've thought we've been going for saradomin, and we've been going for Iban! Later we found out he's zamorak's son... We owe zamorak an Apology for hospitalizing his much-more-apealing son. lol, I guess it was kinda weird, finding an evil god baking cookies, I mean picture this: You're about to get hung by the gallows, No hope left, Life seems dry, The god of evil walks up to you, laughs in your face, and offers you a butter-scotch cookie.... You accept it wearily, and chew carefully, noticing the god examining you closly. "hmm pretty good" you say. "thx! Took awhile to get the recipe just right!" says the god, as he's pulling the lever which makes the floor under you dissapear. so their you are; hanging. wondering if there is some mystical point to why he offered you a butter-scotch cookie. BUT THERE ISN'T! It's just a god who likes to bake cookies!!!
I returned to the king of west arduge.....arduug.....that place, and Made him feel my wrath! "how dare you mislead me!" I scream at him. (<== mystake #1: screaming at a king in a room full of guards) "We were meant to kill Saradomin, not Iban!" (<== mystake #2: taunting the god they follow, and conspiracy to kill said god). "I might not even give you the cookie recipe... Unless you give me something" (<== mystake #3: Holding something for ransom in the king's royal court, to the king himself.)
well, that's 3 strikes and I'm out. The king's jaw was dropped. the queen whispered to the king "Umm... what do we do now?" She asked. "I don't know..." said the king. "No1's ever been dumb enough to defy me." There was an awkward silence. Out of nowhere, the coffee table of death (aka doodle's new teacher), and surprises everyone. "ok noob, You've caused enough trouble in this town. It's time to get down to busness." And he teleported us all out. DOWN TO BUSSNESS!? what have I been doing the past 60 dayz that hasn't been bussness!!!

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we found ourself in the hideout. (yes, did I mention we had a hide out? co(c)nvienently located on the 2nd floor of the bar in seers? (yikes, I've said to much!)). Doodle was reading from a book in the corner, Amy was on the bed, lying down. Oreo was at the table, Legs kick up onto the table, leaning back, fletching a bow. yoshi was downstairs. Getting drunk. "So, how'd it go with the king?" asked Amy. "Not any trouble I hope." Said doodle. "cuz if there was trouble, I could fight it." "umm... nope, no trouble." I said. "OMG! There's trouble! I'm on my way!" shouts doodle and jumps out the window, forgetting we're on the 2nd story. Me and Amy gave a sigh. "I'll get doodle, You get yo*hi." She said. "right" I said. I looked at Oreo. "and oreo, you..." Oreo then glared at me. "keep doing what your doing. carry on." I said as I exited. I saw yoshi downstairs, and started to walk over to him when I was rudly bumped into.
"hey watch where your going!" I said. "Oh pardon me. My name is alexflorea. I'm deffentaly not a villan." He said. "Oh hi, My name is the noob." I said back. "Oh I know you; You were mentioned in the article about the goblin-varockian war. Did I mention I'm not a villan?" he asked. I ignored that. "well, nice chatting with you sir, but I must go get my friend now." I said. "your saying I'm a villan, aren't you? Admit it!" He shouted. "i'm going to go now...." I said, and walked away. I told yoshi about it. "I have a feeling we're going to be seeing that guy later on..." I said. "why do you think that?" He asked. "well, no one has a speaking role in my story unless they mean bussness." I replied. "oh... then we must be on our guard." yoshi said, as we both walked back up to get some sleep. Amy is planning what we're doing tomorrow. I'll get back to you on her plan once she's finished. bye for now!

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DAY SIXTYTWO -the portal palace-
We know our jobs; we know what to do, and what must be done. But first, we needed a lead to where Saradomin actually was. I mean, it could be anywhere in runescape! Me and Yoshi gave up, and went downstairs to hopelessly try to drown out our sorrow with an ice cold 3-gallon jug of beer. “I can** believe we’ve come so far to fail…” I said.
Well, I can** believe it’s not butter.” Yoshi said, then taking a contemptuous sip of beer. Then, out of nowhere, we heard behind us “I hear you guys ain’t feeling that dandy. Name’s Jack. Lemme buy ye fellers’ a drink.* *Well, I’m not one to refuse an offering of beer…” I said. Jack sat down next to me. It is then I saw it” A scar. Not just any scar, a big scar in a certain place that I remember somehow. In a flash, I realized who he was….SHANTY CLAWS!!! He looked at me like I was crazy. “fraid not buddy.” He said. “well… then your that guy we saved from dying by taking you to the hospital when we coulda just mugged ya!” I said. “Why, yes I am!” He said. “ain’t that a co-wink-I-dink!”
After a few laughs, I said “well, how ya been?” Jack smiled and said back “oh, I’m doing fine. I’m working at the palace.” “The palace? At Camelot?” asked Yo*hi. Jack gave a big, hearty laugh. “Nah, I ain’t fancy ‘nuff to work there. I’m the grounds keeper to the Portal Palace.” “the Portal….Palace?” I asked, confused. “don’t be telling me ye never been hearin’ bout the palace!” said Jack, acting shocked. “The palace holds the portals that can teleport you anywhere: Shops, towns, homes; there’s a portal for each and everyone of them!” he finished with excitement in his eyes. *that sounds excellent!” I shouted. “but what’s the catch?” I asked suspiciously. “well… the portals only work one way. So you be bettin that you have to be right the first time, or your on a one-way trip to a location you might not be familiar with.” He said. I started thinking. “Show us the portals tomorrow, ok?” I asked.

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“sure thing."
But first, lets us eat some tropical berries that I bought from a salesmen, said to be the tastiest in the world!” said jack. “sounds good to me” Yoshi said. Jack then took 3 bags of berries from his bag, each bag had a symbol on it. “these berries have special properties that can do stuff for you.” Said Jack. “what does the bag with a happy face on it do?” I asked. “It makes you happy.” Replied Jack. “What does the one with a strength symbol on it do?” I asked. “It gives you strength.” Said Jack. *well…. What does the one with a skull and crossbones on it do?” I asked. Jack looked at the bag confusingly. He looked up at us and said. “you know, I never figured that out. I had some about 5 minutes ago, and nothing’s happ…” Jack did*’t finished before he collapsed to the ground, gagging.
We had to take him to the hospital again. “just show us the portals tomorrow.” I said. “aye, I can do that” He said.

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DAY SIXTYTHREE -Alexflore*'s true colors-
After rushing Jack to the hospital for the 2nd time, we were all bushed and went strait to bed. But that was yesterday; let us focus on today! Today we found hope that we might be able to find Saradomin via the portal palace (don’t try looking it on a map, it’s well hidden). We all got up bright and early, ready for whatever might come up. Amy got her bow off the wall, and loaded her pouch with arrows. Oreo took his steel dagger and defender off the table, and quickly put then into 2 hidden holsters. Doodle dawned his magical robes, and picked up his staff. * got my mithril long sword off the wall, swung it around a few times, before putting it in it’s holster. Yoshi picked up his war hammer. It slipped and hit his toe. He started crying. “Wow, that’s a mood killer.” Said Amy.
*one hour later…*
We’ve begun our journey to the portal palace. Should only be about a 2-hour walk, according to Jack, whose leading the way. For the long journey, me and Yoshi forcefully convinced the bartender to “donate” some ale for the long walk. Doodle did*’t have to go walking with us. Bill (A.K.A the coffee table to death) has taught him much while they were at the off-screen hideout. Doodle now knows how to teleport himself. Unfortunately, not us, so we’re stuck walking. Right now, I bet he’s sipping a glass of futuristic lemonade, sitting down all comfy-like, while we’re all out here walking. Such a tough job, walking is! You have to lift a foot! Oh, and the horror doesn’t end there! Once you managed to succeed in lifting said foot, you have to put it ahead of you, place it on the ground, then follow up with the same routine with the other foot! Took Yoshi a few tries. Almost died in the attempt… Wasn’t pretty.

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*two hours later…*
We’ve finally reached the palace. We found Doodle outside it, scratching at the door like a cat trying to get inside a house.
"It’s locked!” Doodle whimpered, with tears in his eyes.
"That’s because you need a key. Step aside.” Said jack, opening the door. All our jaws dropped when we saw what was inside: Thousands of purple-colored Portals!!!
Yo*hi, being the lovable drunken idiot he is, ran up to the first portal he saw, and said “THIS IS THE RIGHT PORTAL! I’m sure of it!” He yelled.
“Actually…” said Jack. “That one leads to…” He did*’t get to finish his sentence before Yoshi jumped through.
“Mort Myre swamp." Said Jack.
Out of completely nowhere, Alexflorea poped out!
“whoa, someone needs to go after and save him!” Alex yelled. I ignored him and turned to Oreo, Doodle, and Amy.
“You know, I’m tired of saving everyone all the time, lets just forget about it this time.” I said.
“You can't mean your about to go into that portal!” Yelled Alex.
“No, We were just going to leave.” I said.
“So your stepping through the portal then?” Said Alex.
“No… I’m leaving.” I said frowning.
“….step in the portal.” Said Alex flatly.
“make me!” I yelled.
“oh cmon, I’ll be your friend!” Said Alex.
“look there’s no way I’m stepping through some freaking portal."
“what if I said there was candy on the other side?” Said Alex.
Amy said “you gotta be kidding me, we’d have to be some kind of an idiots to fall for…” I cut her off.
“hey candy, that sounds pretty good.” I said.
“charge to the candy!” Doodle said. I pushed Amy through while Doodle pushed Oreo through.
“heh, I knew they would step through the Portal…” Alex said. “MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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DAY SIXTYFOUR -Danger of the hallows-
We all woke up in a daze. Amy and Oreo awoke to find me and Doodle “tasting” the ground. “What are you two doing!?” She yelled.
“Making sure the ground isn’t candy, because we searched everywhere else!” Doodle yelled, and continued slobbering the ground.
“You freaking Idiots! It was a trick! There is no candy!” Oreo yelled, about ready to cut us to pieces. Me and doodle looked up, tongues still out, full of dirt.
“You mean…. There’s no candy?” I whimpered. Me and Doodle hugged each other and burst into tears. Amy slapped us both.
“Get a grip on it, man! We have to find out where we are!” Amy yelled.
“your right.” I said an gulped.
“well, we do seem to be in some swamp.” Doodle said.
“The name of the place is Mort Myre swamp. Jack said it before we got separated.” Said Oreo. Just then, out of nowhere, a ghastly moan arose the air. It was even enough to send a shiver down Oreo’s spine.
“wh-what was that!?” Doodle whispered, obviously frightened. Amy began to string her bow, when Yo*hi put a hand up.
“no… That wouldn’t do any good… what we have here cannot be harmed by anything of this earth…” said Yoshi in a monotone, knowing voice. We all looked at Yo*hi, and for the first time in our lives, we sought him for answers.
"what is it that stalks us Yoshi?” I asked.
“it’s…it’s… the boogyman!!! Run for you life!” Screamed Yo*hi, running in circles. He hit a tree, and it made an eerie thud.
“hey, that tree’s hollow!” said Oreo, and so it was! “My friends, we’ve reached the hollows! I’ve read about it; a curse is upon this land, no one dare treads here, or be ripped apart by the unseen guardians of the hollow…” said Oreo. We all looked at him.
“END THE SUSPENSE ALREADY! What are the unseen guardians?!” I yelled.
“Ghasts.” Oreo whispered in dread.
A roar came up behind us! And what we saw made our blood run cold: A transparent ghost-like monster about 7 feet tall! It ran

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right into Amy, knocking her out cold.
“NOO!” I yelled. Not the best thing you should do when your trying to be quiet so the monster won’t eat you. It lunged towards me, mouth agape, ready to eat me. I jumped out of the way, just in time. Yoshi wasn’t so lucky. The beast went into him full speed, flying Yo*hi through the air, into a hollow tree. He went right through it, but did*’t come out the back. Yoshi was knocked out inside a tree. There’s something you don’t wanna wake up to. The ghast charged Oreo, but he skillfully dodged it, trying to pierce the ghast when his knives as he jumped.
“it’s going right through. It is Immortal!” Oreo yelled.
“ENOUGH!” Doodle roared, and raised his staff. He brought his staff down with such force, it created a shockwave. Blinding light and a deafening noise came from the ball of Doodle's staff. It lasted for about 3 endless minutes, where nothing moved, even the Ghast. About 5 seconds before it ended, you heard the Ghast roar when blinding pain. The light and noise ended. The ghast was all over the place, screaming with pain.
“all you did was make it mad, Doodle!!!” I yelled.
“not necessarily” Doodle panted, amazed that he did that.
“Oreo! Now!” Doodle yelled.
“right!” Oreo yelled, and lunged at the beast. While jumping, Oreo took out his 2 blades and stabbed them into 2 separate sides of the chest. The ghast stopped, and opened it’s eyes wide. “it’s mortal now.” Doodle said, wiped out. Then, with a quick jerk, Oreo made an “x” like cut across the Ghast’s chest. Then the ghast died.
Doodle was on one knee, panting. So was Ore*. Amy and Yoshi were still Knocked out. I was the only one there who absolutely nothing happened to. “what a rip! I’m the main character! Something should happen to…” Then a coconut fell on my head. “ouch! That really hurt! There’s no coconuts in this forest, that’s crazy!” I yelled. 50 more dropped on my head, knocking me out.
~.~ End Of season 2 ~.~

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