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DAY SIXTYFIVE- Trapped -
I was the last one to wake up. When I did, I woke in a daze. I yawned loudly, but it was then I saw my sleeve; the cloth was old, torn, and worn, not to mention grey. I then relized that all my cloths looked the same; all dull and grey. I looked around, and saw the others tending to their wounds. "Have I been cross-dressing in my sleep again?" I asked. "If that so, then we all have." Said Doodle. "You've been knocked out for an entire day!" "What!?" I yelled. NO DAY SIXTYFIVE!?
I noticed Amy wasn't with us, so I went looking for her. I looked everywhere!!! Under a rock, behind a tree, buried in the ground, in Oreo's pocket, in the bushes, under the rock again, but I couldn't find her! Finally I collasped to my knees and yelled "WHERE ARE YOU AMY!?!?!"
"Oh, there you are." I said, looking up a hill. She stood atop the hill, facing the other direction. I ran up the hill and shook here gently. "Amy, whats wrong? oh dang, did Yoshi forget to wear pants again?" She slowing raised her arm and pointed to what she was looking at. Her whole arm was trembling. I looked over to where she was pointing at. What I saw was a village. Only this village looked alot like our cloths; dull grey and black, no color anywhere. The people walking around wore the same cloths as we were, no life in any of their eyes. The houses were small, one room places. Now picture like hundreds of thousands of these homes, stretching for miles and miles. looming over the entire land, was an ENORMOUS castle. big enough to be seen miles and miles away. the size of a mountain!!!
"Oh my god, this is horrifying." I said. " what's wrong with these poeple?" Amy said, tears starting to form. "People!? I was talking about the local pub! notice anything different about it?" I ask, with growing anxiety. Amy looked around. "Uh... what Pub?" She asked. "EXACTLY! There isn't one!" I said.
I looked forward, determined. "Saradomin can wait. these people need our help!

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DAY SIXTYSIX - exploration -
today we set aside what we normally do (so, we decided NOT to do nothing today), and decided to get some old fasion exploration in. We decided to split up evenly, exept for oreo, he volunteered to go by himself. Doodle and Amy will check out the town, Oreo will explore the fortress, being the stealthy one of the group, and Yoshi and I will check out the forests around us. without even a "good luck" from anyone, we split up.
~!~ Doodle's and Amy's View ~!~
Doodle and Amy began trudging down the hill twords the town. "Aaaaaaammmmy! My feet hurt!" Moaned Doodle.
"shut up you big baby. If you wine anymore, I will say something so unfathomable, so incredible horrific, that it will change your life forever." Said Amy.
"Pfft, ya right, Nothing you tell me can change my life." Doodle scoffed.
Amy stopped so suddenly that Doodle ran into her, and fell over. Amy turns around. "ok, if that's what you think.... You know that book 'Bambi'? The one about the little deer?" Asked Amy.
"uuuhh..ya..bu-but I d-didn't finish reading the book..." Doodle asked, suddenly afraid. Amy smirks and turns around, and begins to continue walking.
"Bambi's mother dies at the end."
"NOOOO! IT'S NOT TRUE!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! YOUR LYING!!" Doodle screams, watching his whole world fall apart.
"believe what you want, but it's the truth." Amy said. "Now come on you big baby, we have a town to explore!"
~About 15 minutes later, Doodle regains his composure, just as they reach the town~
Doodle and Amy walk through some of the streets, which were not bigger then maybe 10 feet wide, looking for anything that might be strange, other then that everyone was basically a walking zombie. Finally, Amy got fed up with walking.
"that's it, I'm done with walking around aimlessly. I'll just talk to one of them." Amy approached one of them. "Hey you, Hi, my name is Amy." Amy said, turning on the charm.

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The man just turned for a second, then looked back at the ground, and went on trudging where ever his destionation is.
"hey, buddy, we're trying to talk to you-" Doodle said, but got cut off because he tripped on a rock in the dirt path, and his staff went sailing out of his hands, right into the man's head. The man collasped to the ground, but got back up, as if he's really weak, but use to pain. Suddenly, everyone in that alley, in at least a half a mile radius, looked at Doodle at the same time, and everyone stopped walking.
Doodle hesitated then said meakly "that would have been cool, only if I didn't pee my pants."
Then some started running at us, full speed, sudden anger in their faces.
Amy yelped "what do we do!?".
Out of nowhere, Doodle and Amy heard "Down here!" they looked down to see a main raising up a trap door. "Get in here, unless you want to be Doodle- soup!"
Doodle hesitated once more. "Oooooooh I get it! Instead of noodle-soup he said... yes, I get it!" Doodle said.
"Get in now!" the man yelled. With that, Doodle and Amy dive in, Just barly missing the mob of stampeding people. Amy and Doodle get in, and See in the room with them, are Yo*hi, The Noob, And Oreo.
"What are you guys doing here?" Asked Amy.
*!* Yo*hi's and Noob's Point of view ~!~
"I wonder what she means "explore the forests..." Asked Yo*hi, at the edge of camp.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well think about it... What are WE going to find in the forest? A rock? A tree? A twig or two?" Yoshi said.
"what's your point?" I asked, completly lost.
"I mean, What's the point of 'exploring' an area if we already know what we're going to find?" Asked Yo*hi. suddenly getting it, I said "ooooh... your right! It would just be a waste of time goin into that forest, because there's nothing new there! we should just stay at camp!" I said.
"bingo! I like the way you think!" Yoshi said. We gave eachother a high five, and went back to camp.

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A few minutes later.
Yoshi sits up out of his chair, and puts down His beer. "OMG yo*hi! you put an unfinished Beer aside!" What's wrong!?" I said. "nothing...I just....I just thought I heard something..." Said Yo*hi. He begins to relax again, but then I hear it to.
*loud snap from a twig snapping*
"what was that!?" I yelped. "I don't know..." Yoshi whispered. I said "maybe if we drink more, it'll go away!" I said. "lets go for it!" He said. We then began chugging beers, one after another, until we both have drunk ten of them. "uuuuuuhh... *hic* hav day gone a-way?" I asked, hammered. "*hic* I'll chek..." Said Yo*hi. He went through a wall of bushes. Then came stumbling back. "wewll, *hic* hav day gone a-way?" I asked. "uuuuhhh... I dun think so..." said yo*hi.
Suddenly 50 archers came out of the bushes and surrounded us. "Uhhhh... maybe their friendly?" I said meakly. then the archers parted, and let someone pass that looked like their leader. "you are neither dead nor dying. quite opposite. there is life in your eyes. Why are you not like the other townsfolk?" Asked their leader. We suddenly sobbered up.
I said. "I'm the Noob, This is Yo*hi. we are... not from around here." Not even close!" Yoshi added in.
"state your bussness!" "but we don't have one! we were gunna start one, but then we got into the 'taking over the world' bussness!" Said Yo*hi. "uhhh... I don't think he meant that type of bussness." I said. I turned to the guy. "We have come to...help... these people." I said. "hmm..." He said. He was thinking. "A noble cause. I know a place for you. Follow me." He said And turned around. "What happens if we don't want to go?" Yoshi asked. "then we must kill you because no1 must know we were here." He said flatly. "lead the way!" I said.
We were escorted to a cave about a mile and a half from the campsite. we walked in, as the archers stayed outside. the man walk up to one of the stalamites, and pulled it, revealing a secret door!

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"Please, follow me." He said. We followed him through a labyrinth of walls, chambers, door and more walls. We finally got to our destionation (where ever that is), and he opened up a door. "Please, make youself comfortable in this room. All will be explained shortly. We walked in to find Oreo already in the room with us! "Oreo! what are you doing here?" I asked. "long story. Just wait for my part in the Diary." "Okey Dokey." I said. About 30 minutes later, Doodle and Amy walked into the Room. "What are you guys doing here?" She asked.
~!~ Oreo's point of view ~!~
After about an hour of running stealthily through the shadows of the town, Oreo finally makes it to an entrance to the castle. He's hops over a wall with ease, and jumps down, right into the hands of waiting guards. As Ore* is hancuffed, he yells "oh snap, that quickly? Cmon! why did the others get a long a cool adventure when I get captured right at the beginning! I'm the stealthy one!" He yelled. Oreo was then knocked out.
"uuhh. Where am I?" Oreo moans. "your in a cell." Says a voice coming from outside the cell. Oreo sees an outline of a person, he can tell that he's wearing a cloak, but other then that, it's to dark to see anything. "who are you?" Oreo asked. "that's not important. What is important is I know why you are here, and that they plan to exicute you this evening." "why? because I terrspassed?" Asked Oreo. "no, because anyone who shows they have enough self-esteem to think for themselves must be killed, for they are a danger to the supreme overlord." The stranger replied. "I take back what I said, I might get an adventure yet!" Oreo said.
"We must leave before the guards relize what I'm doing. follow me." He said and turned. "uuh... I'm in a cell." the stranger raised a hand and muttered something. His hand began to glow a neon blue. suddenly, the gate to the door was blown open with explosive force. "hurry, follow me." he said. the stranger sort of glided, rather then walked.

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as soon as they were outside the castle, A siren rang around the castle.
"oh dang! I thought we'd had some time before they caught on!" Said the stranger. He then digged furiously into his pockets. then he brought out a blindfold. "wear this!" He said.
"Why?" Asked Oreo.
"Because it looks stylish. Why do you think! I must cast a tele-other spell on you to teleport you to our base. But the spell will let you see the location of the base, and I can't take that risk! hurry, put it on!" He said.
Oreo did what he was told, and heard the man murmer. Suddenly, a whoosh of air was around him, and he felt like he was falling. Oreo let out a yelp of surprise, then as fast as it started, it ended. It opened the blindfold, and he was in a square room with 5 beds, no windows, and one door that was locked.
"Might as well make myself comfy..." Oreo said.
about 5 minutes later, Yoshi and The Noob bursted into the room. He heard a guy say "make yourself At home, everything will be explained shortly" then the door closed.
The noob turned around. "what are you doing here?" Noob asked.
"I don't know. But like the man said, all will be explained shortly. Might as well not make a fuss about it." Said Oreo. A short while later Amy and Doodle showed up.
"what are you guys doing here?" Amy asked.
"Probably the same reason you are here..." Said Oreo.
"What did you guys find?" Asked Doodle. We all explained our different stories, giving every last detail, for what seemed like hours. Finally we all got tired and decided to go to bed.
"don't worry, we will find out what this all is tomorrow..." said Oreo.
I sure hope so...

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DAY SIXTYSEVEN - The Resistance -
What I'm about to say is very weird, but try to get your mind around it. Where I am is simple and complex at the same time. I'm in a taco. Tacos to be more precise. I know what your thinking: absolutly nothing. Well, focus for once in your miserable life, and think about tacos. NO! not the food. it's an acronyme. It stands for "The Absent Caretakers Of Scaperune". Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, let me start at where We last left off.
last time I wrote we were in a room, sleeping the night away. That is, until we heard the bolted door unlock and the door creek open. Yoshi Must have thought we were under attack, because he did what he always does in the face of danger: Jump out a window. I know, I know, right now your saying "but noob! I thought you said there weren't any windows in the room!" And that's true! But Yoshi made one. Whats really going to cook your noodle later on, is how is theres a window underground?
So, a stranger walks in. I can tell she was a girl by the way she walked. Otherwise, she wore the same cloak everyone else here wore. It covered their faces completly. What are they trying to hide!? I mean, It's already if they have a really bad case of acne or something, Cuz I would want to hide my face to, But they don't tell us why! "The leader wishes your aduience now." The girl said. The girl begins to walk away, but then I cut in and say "tut tut tut, maybe we don't want to go with you? Whats the magic word?" I said jokingly. The girl halted. Suddenly, lightning fast, She picks up a gold coin next to her, and throws it as hard as she can away from her. I didn't even she what happens next it's so fast, I'll I hear is a *thomp* and I look and the coin is speared by a throwing knife. The knife is stuck in the wall.
"Come with me or you will become my target practice." She said and left the room, expecting us to follow. Nuff said, we followed her.

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We came into a big underground chamber that looked like half a throne room and half recon station. you know, maps everywhere, people running around, disscussing tactical operations and what not. I see a guy on somewhat of a throne, and i'm guessing that's the leader. He wears a hood to, only his is black trimmed with gold, and a bright, saradominist symbol on his chest. I was so worried for my life, I completly forgot to comment on that. We heard him talking, he had a deep, cofident, ressasurring type voice, that seemed to brighten up the room. Finally, the guy walked away that was talking to the leader, and the leader saw us in the room. "ah! The noob and friends! How nice to see you here! Can I get you anything? Wine? food?" He said freindly. "uuh, no thanks." I said. "If you don't mind... Can you tell us why we're here?" I asked.
The man sighed. "I hoped we wouldn't have to go into bussness so directly, but so be it." He said. The leader stood up, and took off his hood. Me, Yo*hi, Amy, Doodle, even Oreo gasped. The man had brown hair, sparkling brown eyes, and looked like the fitter, version of....me. "My name is The Noob, welcome to ScapeRune." The leader said with a grin.

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DAY SIXTYEIGHT -No place like home-
Yesterday, when the leader introduced himself (Turned out to be me, well the opposite version) An important matter came up and we had to leave for the rest of yesterday. We kept ourselves busy by teasing Yoshi with beer, making him do some things that.... that im not....partiuclarly proud of... anyway! On with today.
Today we were called back into the leader's chamber. The leader adressed us immediatly. "I'm sorry we didn't get past my introduction yesterday. There was a dire emergancy." The scaperune noob said. (you know what, I'll just call them "anti's" because their opposite of us). "what type of emergancy?" I asked. The Anti-noob looked at me seriously. "Ballet practice." He said, without pausing or hesitating. "I couldn't be late one more time, Or I wouldn't be able to learn the triple-axil." He said. Before we had time to burst out laughing at the guy, He turned and said "Let me introduce the rest of my gang, though I'm sure your familar." Anti-noob said with a grin. He points to each one in turn.
"This is anti-doodle. Oreo, You know him because he's the one who got you out of that cell. Anti-Doodle is considered to be one of the best mages alive, and the most wisest. He is the ex-headmaster of the magic guild, now my head mage. This is anti-Oreo. He was the arch-bishop of the saradomin church. He was exiled for conspiracy against the supreme overlord. We got him out before they killed him. Though since he's still a monk, he cannot fight, therefore he stays here as my tactical engineer. This is anti-Amy. She was born into the resistance, and from the start, she has been an expert marksmen... er... marksgirl. I also am happy to announce, she is my wife." He said, then the Anti-Amy smiled and they kissed. let me repeat that...THEY KISSED! I looked over to Amy, and she couldn't believe it Either.

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The leader finished his big movie-style kiss with anti-Amy, and continued what he started. "And finally, Anti-Yo*hi; the brains of operations. Amy, Doodle, he is the one that saved you from the stampeding crowd. Known for his courage and unflintching loyalty. His brain power is unmatched, as well his ability with a warhammer is legendary. I am honored to call him my co-leader, and my friend." Anti-Noob said.
Yoshi walked up to his counterpart. "Hey you and me should go for a drink sometime! I'ved always wanted to watch myself drink!" "Sorry, I don't drink." said anti-Yoshi. A look of pure horror came upon Yo*hi's face. "d-d-don't dr-drink!?" Yoshi squeaked, then fainted. The anti-Noob looked serious now. "Now that we are all aquainted, it's time to get down to the matter at hand. first off, how did you get past the Ghast protecting the cross-demetional Portal?" Anti-noob said, talking to me. "we managed to kill it." I said, proudly. "Impossible!" Said anti-doodle. "I casted my best Immortality spell on it! Only I can uncast it- wait a second. Oh god, please tell me you didn't!" Anti-Doodle said, turning to Doodle. "uuuuh... surprise?" Doodle said weakly. "great! the one person who the ghast can die from, and it runs right into him!" Said anti-Amy. Oreo interveined. "we had to kill it, or it would have killed us." Anti-Oreo said "no, you fool! It's only order is to guard the portal. It's not in it's design to kill! It wasn't trying to harm you, it was trying to-"
"warn us..." Amy said in a whisper. Anti-Noob nodded. But now your here, so we might as well make the best of it." He said. "but where is 'here' exactly?" I asked. "We are at the base of the resistance. We are the 'Absent Caretakers Of Scaperune. Or TACOS for short. Me and Yoshi burst out laughing. (ya, Yoshi regained consciousness because he said that.) Ignoring us, the leader went on. "let me explain the condition of ScapeRune. "Oh god here's comes a flashback" said yoshi as we fadded to white.

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