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~ flashback ~
A long time ago, The people of our plain lived in a utopia. It was perfect! We raised our children in an environment without fear, crime, or c(c)oniquences. everyone knew everyone, and everyone was everyone's friend. No one was judged based on how they look, and there were no caste system. Everyone was happy. Then it happened. We don't know how exactly, but one day a single soldier came into our village. The was extremely uncommon, because there was no need for wars. He looked like had gone through hell to get here. He looked to be about 25, shaved head, and fully equiped weapondry (close to modern day steel). It was that day, our whole world crashed.
The one soldier didn't do anything besides walk around aimlessly, Never talking, with a blank stare on his face, no life in his eyes. Then next week, 10 more showed up. then 50. then 100. then thousands. It was horifying! Suddenly, as if by an invisible command, it was said fire could be seen in there eyes. Blood ran thick; the streets were paved with it. The soldiers just started killing everyone in sight. The myth is that the screams of the people could be heard around ScapeRune, and it was like a domino effect; the soldiers in the next town were activated by the sounds of screams.
Only a few people lived through the massacre. Those people went into hiding. Some were found and killed, others were smarter then that, they hid, and finally, a small portion were greedy, and begged the new "supreme overlord" to spare there lives, in exchange for valueble info on some suvivors where-abouts. Every Normal Human born on the outside, up there, were born from traitor scum. wether it was there great great great grandparents, or not. Those are the only real humans living up there now, and they live in luxary. Today, there are about 200,000 suvivors. half of them refuse to fight. leaving 100,000 to the resistance. we are against 500 million. It's obvious we're not going to win this by force.

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So, the delema is this: what are those things that came with the overlord? Are they human? Many think they are the reincarnated souls of the people who were massacred, not able to die, serving the overlord til the end of time. We only have one option. The overlord must die.
~!~ end flashback ~!~
"Oooo nice bedtime story. but can we get back to the matters at hand now?" Asked Yo*hi. "You moron! that was the situation!" yelled Amy. Yoshi looked down, put his hands behind his back, and began to sniffle. "we-well you d-didn't have to y-yell at me!" Yoshi said between sniffles. "Why can't you just send us back through the portal we came through?" Amy asked. "Because it's a one-way portal. The only other portal in this world is behind the throne of The Overlord. Tell you the truth, it makes for a very intimidating throne room. the portal is about 20 feet high, and 10 feet across, with dark spires jutting out around it." said anti-doodle. anti-Amy walked up to Anti-Noob. "it's getting late. let them rest. we will see what worth they can be in the morning." Anti-Amy said. Come to think of it, I am pretty tired. "So be it. Come to my chambers again about an hour or two after dusk. we have much more to discuss."

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Day SIXTYNINE - Mission assignments -

OMG how weird is this!? What the heck are we even doing here? We're suppose to be ensuring my rule over runescape by destroying Saradomin! Now I figure out the only way to get back to our world is to help my anti-self SAVE Scaperune!? Man, we really are different.
We gathered in the main chamber, except for Yo*hi, Who was probably sick. You see, we convinced him that the bathroom toliet was made of solid ale. Man, We laughed and laughed as Yo*hi got real quiet...
Anyway, A big war-room table was present now in the main room. This time, barly anyone was here. There were the anti-noob's group, and some faces I did not reconize, but they must have been like important people. Sense when do you see an umimportant guy at a war table? With that, I sat down. I noticed anti-Yoshi wasn't there. "Where is anti-Yoshi?" I asked. "Anti-Yo*hi discovered a way to create a bio-fertilizer that is 10 times more effective then other fertilizer. Food will grow in half the time, double in size, and give us more vitimins and minerals. As we speak, he's working on distributing it throughout the resistance. Life should be much easier now thanks to him. Where is your Yo*hi?" The anti-Noob asked. "Oh, we made him drink out of a toliet, so he's sick now." I said, shrugging. "oh...kay..." said the anti-Noob.
"well....moving on, we have to use you guys to the best of your abilities. we already have a plan laid out. Doodle, you and Anti-Doodle will be training in magic. He should be able to teach you alot. Amy, there is nothing Anti-Amy can teach you that you don't already know about being a ranger. So instead, You and Oreo will see to the defenses of our underground city. Anti-Oreo is leading the team, so listen to him, he knows alot. Yo*hi...well Yoshi will just have to sit tight and not touch anything. If Yo*hi is as dumb as the Anti-Yoshi is smart, then we're going to have some problems."

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"Noob, you will actually go on recon inside enemy lines. I've aranged for you to be enlisted in the fortress as a guard. You will be our 'ear on the inside' so to speak." Finished Anti-Noob, and waited on our comments.
"Ear on the inside!? I don't want an ear on the inside! It tough enough having one on the outside!!!" I yelled. "He didn't mean it literally..." Whispered Amy. "Oh... I knew that." I said, cofidently. "But will I have to go alone?" I asked, focusing my attention back on the Anti-Noob. "Oh, you won't be alone. We already have a guard on the inside. His name is-" Anti-Noob said, before I interupted him. "What happens if I die!?" I squeaked. "That's impossible." Said anti-Doodle. "Why?" I asked sternly. "because, it's not the way the overlord works. If you are caught as a spy, You are kept alive until old age comes to you, but you are tortured everyday of your live, no hope, life, nothing. Some say the walls of the toture chamber are 10 feet thick, so you cannot hear the screams of the totured souls on the inside... just horrible." Said Anti-doodle hauntingly. I looked horrified. Then I relax and say "well, as long as I don't die." I said, and turn back to the anti-Noob.
"I'm glad we all reach an agreement. Noob, pack your...er... ok, you don't have anything to pack, but just be ready tomorrow." Said Anti-noob, getting up to leave. He begins to walk away, when I yell "Wait! What is the name of the other spy!" I asked. The noob looked back. "Alexflorea" He said.

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DAY SEVENTY -Passage through Hell-

Curse these random plot twists! Now because of one of em, I have to risk my life back on the surface, Fighting through hell up there, walking through miles of forests to finally get to the fortress at the end of... a few days. At this point you may be asking yourself: "Hey noob! A few days ago Oreo went to the fortress and back in about 30 minutes! Why is it going to take you a few days" Well the answer is very simple: Poor Planning from the authors. Anywho, Just go with it, you'll live longer.
I woke up early in the morning, about to start my journey. I am led done a series of winding hallways carved from the bedrock (remember, we're underground!) by Anti-Amy. Bright candle-lite contraptions ingulf the ceiling. Heh, funny, I've never seen candles as bright as these! I must have been staring intently At the lights, Because Anti-Amy said "They are Anti-Yo*hi's invention, He made a wax that emitts a beam of light 3 times stronger then a regular candle." She said.
Show off. I could make an ultra cool wax thingy if I wanted!
I finally get to the exit, and I see a bright light leading upwards. "This is where you get off." she said. She hands me a ticket. "This ticket will let you gain entry to the Fortress. Many of our people died getting this. Don't lose it." She said, hesitatant to let me have it. I finally had to rip it out of her hands. "Don't worry! I'll be fine! Whoops!" Suddenly the ticket burst into flames in my hand. "Well that was odd." I said. Anti-Amy sighed. "I planned for that, and luckily that wasn't the real one. Here is the real one." And she hands me it. "you best be off." She said and begin to leave. It just then I begin to raise into the light, like on an elevator. Before I dissapear into the light, I shout "Where do I go?" "You'll know" She said before the elevator comes to the surface and I stuck in the blinding light.

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"What does she mean 'I'll know where to go'? She must be smokin some- oh..." I faltered. I turned around And saw a looming fortress In the backround beyond the forests. No, looming isn't the correct word for this. Gigantic doesn't even come close to the size of this Fortress. collossus comes close to describing it, but Still, it's bigger then that. It's about 100 miles away from me, Yet I can still see it! Don't get any strange Ideas, It wasn't so big that I had to look up to see the top of it. No, but I bet I will have to when I'm standing right next to the wall!
Basic line- it was freaking big. "I guess I know where to go now." I muttered. I start wondering towards the building, Knowing I have a long trip ahead of me. Luckily I have a map! Lets see here... Ok, HMM....yes.....I see...Well It seems I will have to cross a few barriers to get there first. First, I must travel through the forest of Change, Then I go through the bog of showtunes *shivers* Wow this place is horrible, Then finally the feild of decay, where I will find the castle.
I've been walking for a few hours now, And I can see the treeline of the forest of change. Weirdest thing happend on the way; I found a hopeless (Those are what we call those guys who live ont he surface with no life in there eyes) In the middle of the feild, with no arms and legs. In fact, he was just a head! Seriously! I was grossed out at first Then I thought he was kinda cute! So I took em with me! I named em Stewy! "Say Hi stewy!" *Muffled groan from my knapsack* Hehe, that means he likes you!
Anyway, After hours of walking, I finally become tired, and decide to spend the night near a river where I can fish for food and Refill my cantines. besides, Stewy needs some fresh air! "Don't cha Stewy!" *muffled groan from my knapsack* He's excited!
well, next stop for tomorrow, The forest of change.

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DAY SEVENTYONE -The forest of change-
Well, I ate like a king yesterday! When I fished the fish, they were already cooked! How creepy was that? Stewy didn't want anything. He was having to much fun swimming! He's been in the river for atleast an hour! He's a mighty good swimmer. but alas, it was time to go, and I had to go round em up. I picked stewy up out of the water. "didja have fun?" I asked. He gurgled as tons of water fell from his mouth. That means yes!
We began our journey into the forest of change. It sound weird... All change is. Exept the change of me becoming ruler of runescape; that's perfectly natural. Anywho, I took one look back to the river, to make sure I didn't forget anything. Then, I took a breath, and lept into the tree-line! I jumped in to find... A happy meadow with trees that had flowers blossoming off them, birds happily chirped in their nests, and I saw a family of deer eating some grass. Wow, this was alot better then I was expecting. I mean, Walking through this will be no trouble at all, I mean, look at all the happy-
I tripped over a tree root. Did a massive face plant. Ouch. luckily, Stewy broke most my fall. I love him. I sat up, And rubbed some dirt from my eyes. Ah, that stung. I got up, and opened my eyes. OMG. I rubbed my eyes again. "no, it can't be..." I whispered. I looked around, and I didn't see a happy meadow, or trees with flowers, or deer. Just the opposite. It was suddenly night-time, The hundred-year old worn trees has moss hanging from all the branches. dead bushes everywhere, with red eyes looking out from all of them. I also think I hear an owl hooting in the distance. Basically, a perfect horror-movie forest. "I liked the happy meadow better." I said. Stewy moaned. That mean he agrees.
Then it hit me. To be more specific, a giant cat-looking jet black creature. It knocked into me, and sent me sprawling to the ground.

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It was about the size of a lion! "er...nice kitty?" I said meakly. It roared. I began to run, and the chase was on! I could hear it chasing close behind me, it's paws clacking on the ground. It was extremly fast, but the forest worked to my advantage. The trees kept the beast from reaching it's full speed. When ever I could, I would dart around the trees to confuse and slow it down. Unforchunatly, after about 10 minutes of running, I began to get tired. "Didn't think of that..." I panted. I knew what I must do. It was either this or be cat-food...Or...thing-food...I didn't know enough about it to assume it was a cat... I mean, I'm not a zoologist or something. Maybe it would have worked to my advantage to have one on the team. I mean, maybe if we could- WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW WHEN IM ABOUT TO BE EATEN!
Anyway, as I was saying, I knew what I had to do. "Stewy! slow em down!" I yelled and chucked stewy at the beast. It wasn't expecting me to do that, and came to a full stop with a skid. I didn't know what happened next, because I ran. I am glad to report that the thing didn't follow me anymore.
I didn't encounter any more weird creatures in my adventure through the forest of change, except the fact the forest changed alot. After it was all creepy, the forest turned into a burning plain, then into a misty swamp, then into a regular forest (yay!), then into an artic forest (and me without my mittens!), and finally into a tropical rain forrest. That may sound good, but rain forrest are very dense, very hot, and full of insects. It was horrible.
I finally saw the tree line and got out! Guess who I found waiting for me? Stewy!!! "how'd ya beat me?" I asked. "uuuhh...graaaashhhh....eeeeeeerrrrrraaaaa..." Said stewy. "hmm...really? you just used the teleporter at the beginning of the forest? Works for me!" I said.
I set up camp, and after a long day, I finally rested.
Up next, the bog of showtunes...

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DAY SEVENTYTWO -The bog-
With my faithfull companion, Stewy, by my side, I knew nothing could get in my way! I woke up this morning and found Stewy had rolled into a fire ant hill, and there were hundreds of fire ants on his face, basically eating him away! He was moaning and groaning with joy! In fact, he looked like he was having so much fun, that I let him play for another hour! Finally I had to pull him away from his ant friends. It was tear-jerking the way he took it. He wouldn't talk to me for a few hours. I hate to split apart him and his friends.
I approached the bog very hesitantly. I knew what was on the other side, and I wanted to prepare. Got my earmuffs out, heavy boots on, a sword in case I have to kill myself from the toture of showtunes.... and that seems about it. "Ok, Here we go..." I said aloud. "One...Two...THREE!" I screamed and jumped through the bog border line, and braced for the worst. Nothing happened, except me being in a misty bog that is knee deep in water. "I...I don't understand." I said, Fearfully. "Why would the call it showtune bog if there is no showtunes?" I asked. I didn't want to let my guard down, So I went on cautiously.
"Something's not right Stewy, I can feel it..." I muttered. He moaned in agreement.
Our tre*k was very slow and cold. The water couldn't have been more then 60 degrees. About 4 hours after the beginning, I began to see a light. "That must be a way out!" I yelled, excited. I gained up alittle speed because of the adrenalin. I got closer and closer to the light, and then I dived into the light! I hit solid ground! "finally! I'm out! I wounder why I didn't find any show-" I stoped. I wasn't out. I was in a room. "uh oh..." I whispered under my breath. The door slammed behind us!
"Uh Stewy, this might not be good." I said. Out of nowhere, My worst fear had been relized! A player piano started playing, and I suddenly hear a voice sing "hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaaal!"

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"NOO!" I yelled, callasping to the floor. Through all this pain, writhing on the floor, I can't help but wonder to Stewy's condition. I mean, I have earmuff's that block most of the sound...NO, not sound, ABOMINATION, and stewy doesn't have anything. I turn my head to see Stewy on the ground, trying to eat himself. I yelled "Don't worry Stewy! we're going to get out of this!" I then stagger up to my feet, the music still blaring! "Can't... talk... in... complete.. sentences.. to.. weak... Must... find..piano..and.. destroy..." I said aloud, Which is stupid, because it's not like anyone's taking notes on my plan. I coulda have just thought it. But noooo I like things complicated! So anyway, I'm staggering in the dim room, Trying to find the source of that retched screeching. As I got closer to the other side of the room, the music got louder, which made me suffer more. But it meant I was getting close!
Suddenly, A light flashed and Blinded me. I hear gasps. That's weird. I look and I'm in front of a huge audience. The musics stops. I look to my right, And I see a band on the stage playing the showtunes! I find out that I'm in the middle of an old century dinner theatre! "that door must be a cross-demensional portal." I then look at the singer, who's shocked by my intrusion on the stage. I jump up, my sword drawn. "You have so got to die." I said. I lunged at him, and cut his head off! Lots of people in the audience gasps, some fainted. I walk up to the microfone. "Sorry folks, enjoy the rest of your meal!" I said and exited the stage.
I went back to Stewy and found the door open. "Stewy! You didn't tell me you could pick locks!" I said, grinning! "uuuuggg" He said. That means "I learned it from my dad back a while ago, When my mom joined the circus and my older brothers became balony salemen."
We find ourselves on the otherside of the bog. That' portal must have teleported us the rest of the way! Well, I'm beat anyway. I set up camp, and went to sleep!

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