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DAY SEVENTYTHREE -Feilds of Decay-
I woke up today rearing to go! I mean, Today is the last day before I get to the fortress! All I have to do now is walk past the feild of candy! It's going to be great!!! "rrrrrrrr..." Says Stewy. "Hmm? What was that Stewy? You say it has nothing to do with candy? But it says here right on the map, 'Feild of decay', see? FEILDS OF DECAY!?!?" I yelled. All this time I thought it was the feilds of candy! Man, just when I thought I hit a break! Guess that means no skittles for me! *sigh* I never get what I want!
We began walking through the feilds of decay. As we entered, I felt something bulg in my pocket. I ignored it the first time, but the second time was to demanding for me to ignored. "demanding" meaning it ripped my pocket. WHY POCKET! YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE DAY ONE!!! FATE IS SO CRUEL! I looked down to kick whatever did this to my faithfull pocket, and discovered a fully-grown watermelon. "That was weird..." I said. "eeeerrrrr..." claimed Stewy. "Well, I did pick up some seeds on the way here. I thought they were candy! Wanted to make sure you were right about the whole decay thing." I replied. Then I thought to myself, how can seeds sprout and grow that fast? Well, didn't bother me, I was hungry, I picked it up, and was about to take a big bite out of it when it suddenly started withering away.
"It's like it's aging before my eyes!" I yelled, and through it down, frightened. By the time it hit the ground it was ash, and blew away in the wind. An idea suddenly hit me. "Hey Stewy, this is a craaaazy idea, but just bear with me. What if, the feilds of decay somehow caused the watermelon to decay!?" I proclaimed. "errr..." Replied Stewy. "What did you say about my mom!?" I yelled back.
We began walking again and saw all sorts of neat things! Like this one time, we saw a bird eat a seed, and before it had time to decay, a tree bursted out of it! It was there in one instant, then gone in the next! funny stuff!

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Things here were decaying faster than a dead body at an all-you-can eat zombie diner. I wondered why me or Stewy weren't decay. Was it because I was a mutli-cellar being? Maybe god likes me? Or is it because I'm the main character? We'll never know!!!
Ok, I was fine up until this point. I go to take a drink of water and my water decay. HOW DOES WATER DECAY!? Go on, I'll give you 5 seconds to think about it. *tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock* YOU COULDN'T THINK OF AN ANSWER COULD YOU! Now I was thirsty, and all I wanted was to get out of the feilds of decay. I've been Traveling for miles, and nothing but the giant looming fortress that gets getting bigger and bigger every time I take a step. I finally saw the edge of the feilds on the horizon. Whew, I'm glad we got through this with no injury, right Stew- OH MY GOD! I looked at Stewy and he was nothing but a skull. "eeerrr..." He moaned. "eek!" I screamed...heroically, and dropped him on the ground. Ever see a skull talk? Freak-ay! "C'mon buddy, we're almost there!" I said as I picked him back up.
as we crossed over the thresh-hold Stewy instantly became a normal disimbodied head again (well... how normal can a disimbodied head be?). Finally we've finished all the obsticles, and tomorrow, we will make it to the gate. But it's dark now, and the gate is about a mile away. I was right, The fortress is looming over me, blocking the moon.
Tonight, I rest, tomorrow... I rest some more!

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DAY SEVENTYFOUR -The fortress-
Today was the day we finally got to the fortress. I didn't get much sleep last night because I was so excited. I mean, It's everyone's dream to infulltrate a twisted mastermind dictator's fortress with plans to spy on said dictator! If you never wanted to do that before, then you live under a rock! With much confidence, at the crack of dawn I began my march towards the fortress. I even whistled my own theme music as I marched, to make it look more heroic! I finally saw the gate in the distance. It was a drawbridge, and as I got closer, the metal cage guarding the city lifted up. I FELT LIKE ROYALTY! Just because of that, I stood up straighter and puffed out my chest. Man I looked good! well, For about 2 seconds until I saw the demon guards guarding the entrance.
The 2 walked up to me and said "State your busness." In a demonic grumble. all I could manage to do is shrink, and utter a squeak. Then I started bursting out crying "I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO SPY ON YOU GUYS AND DESTROY YOUR LEADER! PLEASE DON'T EAT MY FLESH!" I yelled and hit the floor in a fetal position. The 2 demon guards looked at eachother. Then, out of no-where a human guard appeared. "aw, he's kidding, man those humans sure do like to kid!" He said. "got that right." Said one of the demon guard. "stand up." the human guard whispered to me. I did as I was told. "answer their questions." He then whispered.
"State your bussness." Said one of the guards. "I seek employment in the guard service of the fortress." I said. "Do you have any experience?" The other asked. "Hmm... well, I onced guarded my apple juice from some mean ol' ants!" I said. "Good enough." The first demon guard said. "Ok, finally, we need your name." Said the 2nd guard. "My name is The-" then a throught struck me that I shouldn't use my real name. "uuh.. The...O...Wer..pan..jip..ster..son..."I stumbled. Good name huh? Can you tell I thought of it right on the spot?

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"very well, theowerpanjipsterson. Welcome to the Fortress." Said demon guard 1, and then turned to the human guard. "Human guard 232, Show theowerpanjipsterson his new home."
The human guard soluted, then signaled me to follow him. I started to follow when the demon guard said, "oh ya, and your dissignation from now on will be human guard 455." He said and turned. I heard the drawgate close down behind me. "What were you thinking!? Those guards are sharp, they would have torn you to pieces if I hadn't come along!" The guard snapped. "Uh, who are you?" I asked. As we walked he explained. "Around here I'm know as human guard 232, and that's how you will aknoledge me in public. Otherwise, in closed company, my name is Alexflorea." "The other spy!" I yelled as 3 other human guards walked pasted up. "Haha! good one, he's kidding!" Alexflorea said to the other 3 guards walking past. They seemed to buy it.
"What part of secret do you not understand!?" He said. "my bad." I shrugged. So, after about 5 minutes of walking through passageways, we got into some light talk. "So, how was your passage through the feilds of decay?" He asked. "Well." I said. "I wish I could say I stopped to smell the roses BUT THEY WERE ALL DYING!"
"Ya, they have a way of doing that." as we got nearer to my room, Alexflorea said "today you will not have guard duty, because guards are given 1 day to adjust and...er.. get comfy. Your room is the same as your designation: 455." We then entered a hallway with hundreds of doors! It was cool, but creepy. We finally reached a room that said "455" "here we are" Said Alexflorea, and opened the door. It was a comfy looking bed, maybe a chair, and a bookcase! But this room looked like it wasn't even big enough for the bed. The room was probably 6 ft by 6 feet big, only enough for a bed, and a very small crude table that had a candle on it.
"You will report to the guard tower tomorrow at 6:00 for your first assingment." he said.

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"Wait! How will I know where to go! It's not like I have a map of this place!" I asked. "Oh ya, I almost forgot." He said, and began digging through his pockets. "Hey noob, see what I see." Alex said, as he raised the Item. I replied "Now, look, I'm not some sort of moron that can, *gasp*- CUPCAKE!!!" I yelled and dived for it, and ate it in one gulp. I then got a very painfull electric shock. "Yeow! What was that for?" I asked. "Sorry, but that was part of the nerocentrical process that was designed to pin-point the ecentro-cronic side of your brain, to futher allow you to..." He said, and then looked at me. He sighed. "It made you now know the map to the fortress by heart." He said, obviously not satisfied that he didn't have a chance to show off his smarts. Nerd. "Your armor will be delievered by a hopeless tomorrow. Good night." He said. "But it's only noon!" I yelped. The door slammed.
I played rocked, paper, scissors with myself for the rest of the day. I never won once.

21-Jan-2008 01:40:47 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:04:34 by FriendshipUI

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DAY SEVENTYFIVE -Guard duty-
Today was the day I don my armor, and go off into the world of guarding. Why should I be a lowly guard when I should be up on that thrown! It'll all come soon enough though. Just as soon as I beat saradomin...And to do that, we need to get out of here. So, the first step to world domination for the resistance is reconnaissance. We need to find how this place works, so we can tell them the perfect time to strike!
I woke up, yawned loudly, and looked at my small table. On it was a steel chainbody, on top of it was a steel med helm. Leaning against it was steel platelegs, and leaning aginst the door was a steel hally. I put all that on and, feeling spiffy, walked out of my room towards the guard tower. On my way there I saw the guard dining hall. It was like royalty! Nothing like the rooms! I guess if you betrayed some of your own humans and ratted them out, you have the life of luxury. I could get use to this. Alas, I had to pass it on, to go to my guard station.
It is then I relized I already knew where to guard. "But how is that possible?" I asked myself. "Telepathy" said alexflorea, catching up to me. "I had it arranged that we guarded together, just this once, so I could help you get a feel for the place." He grinned. "How is that possible?" I asked, astonished. "A very low form of brainwash." He said. "Not enough to take over our brains, but enough to give us the information we need." He said. "Could anyone be fully brainwashed by it?" I asked. Alexflorea rubbed his chin. "I'm not sure, but if it were possible, it'd take someone incredible stupid." He said. "Oh, Anti-Noob thought of everything! That's why they didn't letl me bring Yo*hi!" I said.
Being a new guard, I wasn't given anything special. I have to gain their trust before that. As we walked, Alex explained to me that he was a high lvl guard. You could call him arch-bishop if we were talking about religion.

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Ya, so the people were alittle confused on why Alex wanted to have one of the minor guard duties. He said his accuse was that he didn't want to forget how he started out, and he wanted to see it bring back memories of when he was just a lowly guard. They bought it, and sent him to guard with me. Usually he gets to guard the overlord himself! He says it's a great way to find out information.
"That's how I want to be, everyone trusting me, so in the last second, I can betray their buts and get them killed!" I said. "That's not how it's going to work. They can't know we're the... "S" word." Alex said. "You mean spy?" I asked. "shhh!" He said.
Today, our job was to patrol some of the corridors on the 2nd floor. Nothing interesting happens on the second floor. Let me give you the layout of the building, sense I can't draw it. The building is a 3 story building (hard to belive because on the outside, it looks like a skyscraper!). On the first floor, is the guard halls, guard dining hall, the entrance drawbridge, The granery, and the armory. On the second floor lies the royal dining hall, guard towers, archer towers, servant's halls, and dungeons. On the final 3rd floor layed the thrown room. That's all! It was a huuuuuge thrown room! The ceiling goes on forever, and you have to walk such a long time just to get to the thrown. It'll make it hard for a sneak up attack on the thrown. Guards will have any sword weilding maniac down before the overlord can even see him in the distance!

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Our Job today was to patrol the servents hallways. I won't go into long boring detail on how I walked up and down the 5 hallways over and over and over and over and over again. We did that for about hours, just walking, then we had a 5 minute break, then 2 more hours of walking until finally something happened.
First off all, I noticed that all the servents were those hopeless guys. Just like Stewy! (who by the way is in my room aka his new home... No pets aloud in the hallways.) I heard some laughing come from inside a room. That's odd for this place, because I'm pretty sure the hopeless are devoid of emotion. I open the door very quietly, and find a guy, back turned to me, convientently yelling out his plan. "Finally! My death serum is complete! All I have to do is slip this into Bob the overlord's food, and we'll be rid of him forever! BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He yelled. I cleared my throat. The guy turned around in a flash, and a sudden look of dread came upon his face. I remember hearing anti-Noob saying that it was only me and Alex in the resistance, so I had no remorse in turning this guy in to gain more trust from the overlord himself!
I actually got to present him to the overlord! I tried my best to hide my smile as I was invited into the thrown room. The guy, whimpering in front of me, had his head face down. Ever time he stopped, I jabbed him with the bottom of my hally and growled "move it kid!" (I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!!) Finally, at the thrown, I looked up and saw... A CAT!?" A cat is our overlord!?" Everyone was looking at me. Uh oh, I said that out loud. "uuh... no better overlord!" I recovered. They found this exuse acceptable.
I whacked the stick part of my hally into the guy's back, forcing him to his hands and knees. I looked up at the overlord. "Overlord bob, It pleases me to announce I've caught a traitor. This man is guilty of trying to poison your meal!" I said. "Is that so?" The overlord asked me. Then focused the most evil

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glare I've ever seen on the man. "To the dungeons! You know the price for treason!" He smiled to the man. The man grew pale. "NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" he yelled. 2 demon gurads picked him up, and escorted him to the dungeons. I could hear his screams all through-out the room until he was on the second floor. That's the sound of a good day's work!
The overlord focused on me again. "Come here, human guard." I was stunned that he was adressing me, but I did what I was told. I approached the thrown, his 2 demon guards besides him growled, apparently ready for anything I was about to do. I walked up the steps and kneeled (I can't belive I'm doing this...) about 6 feet away from the thrown. Any closer and the demon guards would rip me to shreds.
The overlord smiled. "What is your name son?" he asked. Oh god, what name did I say I had? Ah that's right! I'll just shorten it up! "Theo, My lordship." I said. "Well, Theo, Thanks to you, I will live to see another day, even though My taste testers would have found the poison and I wouldn't have died anyway, but it's the thought that counts. I see... good things in store for you, theo." He grinned evilily (is there any other way for an evil cat to smile?).
"Just a small random question My lord..." I said. "Would you say I've, and this is right off the top of my head, gained your COMPLETE AND UTTER TRUST?" I asked. The cat thought about this for a second. "yes." The overlord said. "Even though this is my first day?" I asked. "Yes." The overlord said. "And if I were to, I dunno, BETRAY YOU, would you see it coming?" I asked. "Hmm... I'm afraid not. Good thing you wouldn't, eh?" He said.
"Yes m'lord...Very good... MUHAHAHAHAHA... ahem, good day *'lord, I should get back to my duties." I bowed. "Very well, carry on." He said.
Wo0t! First day and I've already got his trust. I told alexflorea everything, and rubbed it in his face that it took me less time to get him to trust me. Tomrrow's gunna be fun!

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DAY SEVENTYSIX -Cross Examination-
I think Alex is just jealous that I gained bob's trust faster then he did, because He wouldn't stop pestering me about it! always saying "I don't feel so good about this..." and "No one's ever gained his trust that fast..." and along with "This is a man..er cat that killed his sister for using the bathroom for to long. And cut his mom to shreds with a butter knife, because she didn't cut off the crusts on his PB & J!" But you know what? I think alex is just sad that he didn't catch that guy!
Then again... What if he's right? What if this is just all a ploy to get my guard down? Maybe he's gaining my trust... Does he know my plan? Does he know who I really am? Does he just want me to get close to him so he can strike me down himself when I least expect it!?
NAH!
Still, I have to have a clear mind. I can't let him get the better of me. I must remember I am the spy and he is the prey, not the other way round.
I was getting ready for my next guard shift, putting on all my armor, when alexflorea came to my door. "I fear you are not taking this seriously. Your taking a bunch of unesseary risks." He said. I said back "That's a bunch of bologna! Now, if you excuse me, I have to go do guard duty, leaving my room unlocked and completly unattended to, knowing that any ol' counter-spy can come in here and snoop around and find, oh say, my diary, which contains all the secrets you guys have told me." And with that, I left the room, waving bye to Stewy.
Alexflorea caught up to me. "Ok, but just let a warning, I'm not going to be there to bail you out this time if anything goes wrong. So be on your guard." He said. "Be on my guard?" I asked. "I am the guard!" I smircked.
I was on the overlord's good side for now, so that means I was in the "In" crowd of guards. I was offically an honor guard (Steps of a guard are: Peon, guard, honor guard, captain (What alexflorea is), and Royal guard (usually demon guards))

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