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My job today would be to guard the entrance to the royal dining hall! Also, Another human guard was stationed with me. I asked what was his name. He said "Human guard 83" sternly. Geez, what a stiff. Our job was to every time someone tried to pass, we would move our steel hally's into a cross "X" blocking the door way, I would say "Halt" And the other one would say "Bob's consent?" (You could only get in if you had proof that Bob the overlord invited you).Hours passed with many people wishing passage, and us ending up granting it. Inside the hall we could hear music playing, which means probably a show is going on for Bob.
Lol, I wonder if they get the hopeless people to entertain them. Wouldn't that be a sight? You see all the colorfull juggelers and belly dancers and then you look at their face and all you see is a grey, hopeless, mess.
Then, finally, something interesting happened.
A Rich-looking guy approached us, and said "Please let me pass, Bob wishes to see me." "Bob's consent?" The other guard asked. The man reached into his pocket and came out with a piece of paper. The guard took it, inspected it, found out that Bob really did want him, and said "Ok, everything appears to be in order. Off you go." He said, and we straitened our hallies so he could pass. I don't know why, but I had a sneaking suspision that this guy wasn't legit. So I asked the other guard "Can I see that paper?" The guy suddenly stopped and turned. The other guard didn't notice this. He handed it to me, I turned, and found a conveinently placed bucket of water. I picked up the water, and threw the paper in, it disolved instantly. My eyes shot open. "It's a fake!" I whispered. The other guard gasped, and we Imediately turned to the guy, and grabbed him instantly.
We then basically went through the same process we did yesterday. after the guy was taken care of, Bob said "You once again have proven your loyalty. I see great things in the future for you, Theo." He said.

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As a reward for my "Loyalty", I was aloud to dine with Bob at the royal table, with royal food and everything! DID I MENTION THE FOOD! Saliva was dripping from my mouth as I saw all the food there. I didn't know what half the stuff there was, but I didn't care. It was there, I was hungry, and I was gunna eat it.
While we ate, bob told me, and a few other honored guests, about some great battle victories he has had, and also a few stories about the countless inosents he's killed in cold blood, just for looking at him wrong. I'm beginning to like this guy...er... Cat, more and more! I'm almost half-Sorry that we're going to kill him... Ah well.
As a bonus, I got to leave guard duty early, and retire back to my cabin, giving me time to write in my diary.
After a few hours of bonding with Stewy, and re-reading my diary, I heard footsteps through-out the halls, signaling that alexflore*'s guard shift was done. He opened my door, walked in, and closed the door behind him. "I heard what you did today on guard duty" He said with a grin. "But how did you know the Invitation was a fake, and it would deslove in water?" He asked.
I stared blankly at him for a few seconds, then said "hehe, you said 'but'!" I giggled. Alex sighed. "Nevermind..." He said.
The rest of the day went by without any problems. Tomorrow's my off day and Alexflorea promised me that he'd show the lands outside the fortress to me. Should make for an intersting day! G'night for now.

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DAY SEVENTYSEVEN -Scapegoat-
Yippe, break today! No spyin today, Just fun, fun, fun. Well... Atleast as much fun as we can have in a land ruled by a dictating cat with a hopless world devoid of love and laughter...Alexflorea promised to show me the surounding areas. I woke up, put on some decent cloths, trying my best not to wake Stewy. I opened the door, it creaked open, and I was out. I met Alex at the front gate. He smiled when he saw me. "Ready to go on an adventure?" He asked. "What do you mean 'Adventure'?" I asked, confused. "I thought we were just going to take a stroll around the outside walls, maybe you showing me some stuff on the way." I said. He looked back at me and said "This is scaperune, Unlike runescape, we don't have that much to look at outside these walls..." He said.
I was still confused at this point, but I followed Alex non the less. He said there were many dangerous creatures out here, and poisonous plants, and evil ents (Creatures that take the form of trees). Sounds like a fun time to me, but Alex had to go and be all cautious and stuff...geez what a stiff. He first brought me to a river. Here's what he said:
"This is the main river of ScapeRune. It runs directly into the fortress, and is the only way in besides the main entrance. I would suggest using this entrance as a way to get in for the resistance to do the job, but we'll have to do some more recononsience in there to check the guard shifts, so we can time it just right so they can enter when... Noob what is that in your hand? A rock? Noob, put down the rock. I don't care if it's jelly flavored, put down the rock. Now, focus. As I was saying, I could probably see when the guard shifts change, but that's still only half the job. The river takes us directly to the water processing plant, to check for poisons and stuff, and...Good lord man, put back on your pants. Does it look like I care if it's to hot outside? Put them back on this instant!"

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And he went on saying stuff that I think I was suppose to be paying attention to, but there was this neato looking red and black butterfly that ate birds flying around. It grabbed my attention more then Alex did. I didn't miss all of it though. He was saying something about how "It was essential that I should listen to the next part..." Oh snap, Did I miss something? I asked him to repeat him self, He sighed, casted a rememberence spell on me, and I suddenly knew everything he said! Here's the rundown. The water perfication plant has two exits. One that leads to the second floor granery, and the second is a pipe that leads throughout the Structure, giving nessisary water to everything. The main pipe was big enough for us to walk in. It was about a 5-foot tall pipe, so we would have to crouch alittle. Then Alexflorea asked me to do something.
"Tomorrow, we will come back here. I've arranged that you have the day off tomorrow to. Bob likes you, so he agreed without complaint. If my sources are correct, the guard shift change will be about mid-day, and the shift will take 5 minutes. That's a 5 minute period when there will be no guards! I want you to direct yourself, through the pipes, to Bob's evil warroom. Listen to his plans, maybe you can find out something. Something about to happen, noob, I can feel it." He said.
Apparently, I didn't have a say in my own life anymore, So I knew it would be futile to say no, because he'd just say "There's a cupcake at the end." And I would jump hurridly into the Pipe. I thought I'd save some time this time and skip that part. Alex continued to show me around the woods, but my mind was on the pipe. I wondered what it would be like. What if his sources were wrong, And I end up intrupting a full-blown keg-party for the guards in the water purification plant!? That would be bad. Awk-waaaaard!
I return to my room, totally beat. Atleast Stewy was happy to see me. He goraned in excitment. Well, I'm off for today. night night.

21-Jan-2008 01:53:34 - Last edited on 21-Oct-2008 20:46:42 by FriendshipUI

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SEVENTYEIGHT -Down we go-
I had to wake up early today. Alex made me. And he wasn't even in the room! He used that stupid telepathic system to be like an alarm clock. I still have the ringing in my ears... Anyway, I didn't wear my armor today. Instead, I had to wear full black. I walk outside the castle, and don't find alexflorea. "He must already be at the river..." I said. So I go to the river and start looking for him. I start to get worried. "Where are you alex!?" I cried out. Someone coughs behind me. I jump, and turn and it's Alex.
"When'd you get here!?" I yelled. "I was always here... you just walk past me and acted like I wasn't here." HE said. "Oh, well, What the heck am I doing here anyway?" I asked. "Didn't you pay attention to me at all yesterday?" I asked. I was looking at a butterfly. "Sorry, did you say something?" I asked. He slaps himself in the face and gives me a frustrated look. "Ok, your going to go in there in a barrel. The barrel will stop at the draining tube. It's the thing that makes sure only the water passes it, and no other debris. If I timed it right, Then the gurads won't be in, and you'll have about 5 minutes to get out of the barrel, and go past the draining tube. You'll then go to the main pipe that delivers water through-out the fortress. You'll know where the war room is, I gave you the intructions telepathically. Any questions?" He asked.
"hey there's that butterfly again!" I said cheerfully. He put his hands on his face and yelled "Just get in the water!"
So I got into a barrel, he sealed it, pushed me into the water, and whispered "good luck". It was a very bumpy ride. I wasn't sure if I was upside down or right side up or... something in between. finally, With a gut-renching impact, I stopped.

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I poped the top of the barrel, and I peered out. It was a huge room with turbines and cogs spinning and pengelums moving back and forth, and waterwheels. I noticed there wern't any guards, so I guess Alex got it right. I better hurry though, the new shift could be here any second. I crawled out of the barrel, onto solid floor. I finally looked forword and saw the pipe I was suppose to crawl into. It was enormous! I guess you need a big pipe with such a big fortress. I went inside, the water was up to my knees, rushing past, though not as fast sense we're not in the river.
After about 5 minutes of trudging through dark water, I spot a light. I look up and it's an air vent (Don't ask me why they have a light in the air vent). I punch it out, and fail, and after 5 minutes of crying, whimpering, and clutching my hand, I thought of a crazy Idea. I put both hands on it and pulled down AND IT CAME OFF! I'M A GENIUS! I use my upper body strength to pull myself up. Ya, I don't want to brag or nothing, but I'm pretty darn strong. I once lifted a 2 liter bottle of milk all the way into my kitchen! So I've got some experience.
I'm right over the war room now, and I start listening and mentallly recording what their saying. I came in in the middle of a sentence. The waroom has a few people inside it. Mainly Bob, eating royal cat nip. And a few people I'm guessing who were his generals. They were humans, no hopeless!
"...once the plan is complete." A man said. "Exelent." Purred Bob. "and what of the resistance? They are sure to find out and try to thwort us." Another said. "Relax, gentlemen. We're taking care of that problem as we speak." Bob said, grinning evily. "care to explain?" One of the men said impatiently.

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Bob grinned. "I'm glad you asked..." He said through a smile. A magician then casted a spell to bring like a holograhic image to us. Bob hopped up on the table, to get a closer look at the images, and to explain. I Was looking it from the top view, so I couldn't tell what it was. But the people in warroom gasped. looking at their expressions from the vent, I could tell they were speechless. God I hope it was a "This is horrible" expression, because that'd be good for us. That was imediatly crushed when a person jumped out of his seat and yelled "It's genius!". My heart sank. Bob laughed evily. Kinda sounded like this: Buhahahaha! haha! hmm. pretty good evil laugh. think I'll keep that. "Gentlemen..." Bob said, still wearing that evil grin. "In 10 days, the resistance will be no more!"
Now that's an interesting piece of news. I mean, who wouldn't want to know how to laugh like that! Seriously though, That' "death in 10 days thing" Really is a bummer. I started liking the resistance...OMG WAIT I'M IN THE RESISTANCE! "I gotta warn them!" I yelled heroically. Unforchunatly, I forgot I was spying, and all the people in the war room Imediatly looked up to the air vent. luckily, it was dark in the air vent, and they couldn't see me. I said. "er...I mean... oh blast what sound does an air vent make? whooooooooosh!" I said. They all accepted this and turned back. As did I. I turned around and started to come back the way I came.
I went all the way back to the main water room. Looks like Alex forgot one little detail: The guards shift on my return. yes that's right, I crawled out of the pipe, and found 2 guards staring at me, sterly. I stepped out and said "I'm the..er.. refreshing water checker.." I said flatly. I put my hand in the water and said "Yup, that is deffenatly refreshing. Looks like my job here is done.." I said and starting inching my way to the door. The guards just watched me leave. Idiots!
I gotta tell Alex all this. he's not gunna be happy.

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DAY SEVENTYNINE -technicality-
I told Alex Outside near the river. He took the news better then expected. He only fainted twice. after crying for the 3rd time, I straitened him up and said "Look, we're not going to fix this by fainting and crying, no matter how funny it is. we need a plan." I said firmly. He looked at me. "Your right..." He said, with growing confidence. "I mean, who cares if we're hopelessly outmatched, by a supervillian alot smarter, and sneakier then anyone! I mean, not only are we outmatched, but think of those hundreds of guards ready to give their lives in a moments notice for him! And lets not forget the millions, if not billions, of hopeless that will aid by attacking the resistance, like a swarm picking clean a dead, rotting, carcass! It's just so simple for them! They could take us out at any moment if they wanted!"
I was never good at promotional speeches, and Alex fainted from crying again. after he regained consciousness, He tried to think of a way to get more information on what Bob was planning. He stood up and paced for a few minutes, scratching his chin frequently. Finally he sighed and said "Well, the first thing we need to do is obvious. We need to find out what's in that warroom. That's much easier said then done. We can't just walk right in, unforchunatly." He said. I thought about this for a few seconds. "Why don't I just gain his trust so much that he'll promote me to, like, general or something?" I asked. "That's crazy!" He replied. "For him to promote you to his circle of power, you'd need to something so daring, so unimaginable, so crazy, so-" "just get on with it" I said. "Fine!" He said. "You'd have to prove yourself worthy for the position...The easiest, still incredible hard though, way to get in is become head of the guards... he gets to enter the warroom. But for that to happen, you need to kill the current head of guards, and guaruntee that you're picked to lead the guards." He said.

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"well, won't anyone notice if the head of the guard just dies suddenly?" I asked. "Luckily, no. Bob only cares about himself. If someone dies around him, he thinks nothing of it." Alex said. "ok then. but how will I guarantee that bob picks me for the job of Head of guards?" I asked. Alex scratched his head. "I dunno... I guess just keep gaining Bob's trust. Maybe try talking to him... You know, make him like you more." Alex said.
"Great then! We finally have a plan!" I said, excited. "Not so fast." He said. "What is it?" I asked. "Remember, we have a ten day deadline, until Bob unleashes god knows what. We've already wasted today meaning there's only 9 days left. I'd try to be head of the guards within 6 days, Noob. You have your work cut out for you. That gives us 2 days to plan Bob's downfall, and the final day to fight for our lives! Now, go get some sleep. you'll need it." He said.
Ya, like I'm getting any sleep after that! *thud* ****zz....

21-Jan-2008 01:53:36 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:11:15 by FriendshipUI

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DAY EIGHTY -Desolation-
After yesterday, things became more serious. I mean, what ever bob's planing can't be good for both worlds. Think about it. If I die, I won't be able to take over my world! So, unknowinly, Evil bob will be destroying both worlds! THAT FIEND! If there's one thing I don't like it's Cats who can talk trying to take over the world. Those are the worst type of cats. Could he just be a playfull and cute kitten those are the best. with their little round eyes that stare back at cha with that soft expression... I MEAN THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. Cuz I'm a man, and men don't like cats... right?
Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Me and Alex came to the conclusion that I needed to get inside that room, and it's pretty much locked down. The only people aloud inside were important people like bob's generals and, what I'm going after, the head of the guards. Now, the only way I can get that is if I kill the guy, and gain bob's trust so much that he picks me for the job. First things first, I need to find a way to impress Bob.
So, I'm just doing my regular guard shift, ever vigilant. My job was a simple one today. patrol the first floor coridors, near the guard station. I was kinda shocked that I was given such a petty job, mostly because it's no where near where Bob is. But I must make the best out of a bad situation, so I did my job none the less.
After a few hours of walking, I passed the guard station where the guards go on their break. I heard some of them talking. "...can't wait!" Said one voice. "Me either, finally a day where the guards get a chance to loosen up and relax." The other said excitly. "well...Most guards. only honor guards and up. The rest are stuck patroling the castle. Good thing we're honor guards, eh?" The first one laughed. "I heard that!" Says the other and laughs heartily.
Then their voices trail off and I walk away. I wonder what they were talking about...

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