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Day FIFTYTWO - The Recruitment -
"ahh...What happened?" i asked, weary as i awoke. I studied my surroundings. I was in a torch-lite, damp dungeon, the air was thick and heavy. I let my eyes slowly adjust to the little light that was in the room. my feet were chained together, my arms, one on each side, chained to the wall. As i wrote this, i am wondering how i am writing this....
A guard opens the door. "Come, the King seeks an audiance with you." He said. He un-chained me and led me to the throne room.
"Well noob, what an unespecting surprize, would you mind telling me what you are doing here?" The king asked.
"well, its quite a long story." I said.
"well thats good." He points towards 2 chairs by a fireplace, "Lets hear it then." he said. I start explaining about what I did after we left. I told him about our short pirate days, becoming members, and about Saradomin.
"So, you see, we thought you and your town was in danger, and when we heard about your "suprize" we got alittle carried away." i said.
"ALITTLE!? you killed my parents." he said.
"oh....hmmm...sorry?" i said.
"Lucky for you i sliped posion into their drinks and planed to kill them myself!" he said smilling. We had a good laugh. Then, noticing something, I asked the king something.
"where is yoshi??" i asked.
"I guess he thought he was in trouble and he broke out, luckly we knew where to find him." he said.
"The bar." I said grinning.
"Lets go get a drink shall we?" he asked.
Alot of people show up there for a party, but while everyone else is partying, me and yoshi are planning our next **sult on saradomin.
**a few hours later, still at the party**

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"yes! that will do great! But we need experts in range, mage, and stealth to get this job done..." i said. "We'll find someone noob, dont worry." yoshi said, with that he went to the bar. I walked around a bit, talking to some the people. Just then I spot....AMY!!! I rush over to her and just stare at her, drooling on occasion.
Once she noticed that I was staring at her, she walked over and...Thumped me!! "Ow!! What was that for!?" I asked.
"Thats for ruining the suprise party!" she said.
"Oh." I said, we both laughed and I walked away. I pulled aside Yo*hi(he's sober for once in his life).
"Yo*hi, i think Amy would be a perfect ranger!" I said,
"What makes you say that?" he asked. We looked at her in her full blue d hide armor, with her bow and arrow hitting a bullseye on a target many times.
"Cause I have the knowledge to judge people!! Trust my judgement!" I Said.
"Sorry noob." Yoshi said. With that we went over and starting explaining why we needed her on our team.
"Fine, i'll join, but you have to pay for my membership." She replied sweetly, looking very cute while doing it! "ANYTHING!!!" I said....no...not said...i beged!!

and with that, we had a new member of the team!

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DAY FIFTYTHREE -meeting a Doodle-
*in Yanille, mage guild. The noob hasn't arrived yet*

"but you can't expel me!" Doodle cried desperately.
"Sorry doodle, but you have been deemed unteachable, nor does any teacher want to teach you, at least in this guild." Said the head wizard. Doodle could tell by the sound of his voice that he'd wanted to say this for a looooong time.
"But I know all of the basic magic!" Doodle pleaded.
"leave this place at once doodle." With that, the head mage closed the doors, and doodle was there on the gravel tears in his eyes.
"Fine! I don't need you!" He screamed. "I can own any monster with my magic!" Just then, a goblin walked up, Doodle screamed like a little girl, and ran behind a bush.
This is the part where I come in! finally! A whole paragraph of text there, and nothing about muh powa! Anyway, back to the story. Me, yo*hi, and Amy traveled into the the small city of Yanille, and spot a person behind a bush. Yoshi saw the staff in his hand. "Look! A mage!" Yoshi said.
Yoshi ran up to him and said "exuse me sir..." The mage screams like a girl, blasts yoshi with a spell, knocking him out.
"your perfect!" I said. "Usually only beer can knock him out that fast!"
Amy covers her eyes and shakes her head in embarresment. "what? What'd I do?" I asked. "Anyway, we are looking for a good mage Mr. mage dude....Know where we can find one?" I asked.
"Oh for heavens sakes, he's a mage! ask him!" Amy said.
"hmm... To prove yourself worthy of me accompanying you on your quest, I'll need a few things. First I'll need a log, a live chicken, a bag of salt, a jug of water, and a lit torch." said the mage. where the heck were we going to get those!?

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Just then a series of totally random and against-the-odds coincidence started happening! First of all, a evil chicken appeared! Luckily, it broke it's magical legs which held the magic of the chicken (who knew?), so now it couldn't walk and returned back to a normal chicken. Next, We noticed when yoshi fell, he hit a secret trap door, that led to an illegal slayer salt opperation. we promised not to tell if they gave us a bag. They agreed! following that up, was a street carnival that passed us, with a lit-torch juggiler. He accidentally dropped one and didn't see it! So we picked it up! Afterwards, I found a bucket on the ground, and it instantly began to rain! oddly, the raincloud was so small, it only fit the size of the bucket! once the bucket was filled the raincloud left! As for the log, we just cut it off a tree.... nothing out of the ordinary there.
"wow! that was awesome! The rain could coulda been a little less messy though..." Amy said.
"Ok, we have all ur materials, now will you join our team?" I asked. The mage turned around, muttered some incantations. and Then a brillant shine of light occured! When we looked back the mage was feasting on a chicken dinner.
"Ah! that's good chicken!" Said the mage. "WHAT!?" I yelled. We spend so much time doing this, and it was only to make you dinner!?
"It's good chicken though, wanna bite?" He asked. .I took the chicken from him. "Listen you! If you think this chicken is- hey that is good chicken!" I said. "Ok, noooow i'll join your team. My name's Doodle. but I have to say, I won't be much use without my spell book. That instant chicken dinner spell was the only one I memorized." said doodle.
"what happened to it?" I asked. "Some kids stole it. They live somewhere near the zoo. Alittle north of here." Said doodle. "great! at this rate we'll never find a rogue in time!" Said amy. "In time for wat?" I asked. "didn't you hear? we have to beat saradomin by the end of season 2!" "*gasp* lets get to wor

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DAY FIFTYFOUR -don't feed the animals-
Ah! today's going to be a good day, I know it! we have to travel north to find doodle's spell book, so he can actually help us on our mission. Last night, me and yo*hi took the liberty of telling doodle what the plan was. He kept falling asleep. we asked Amy to shoot him in the foot next time he fell asleep. She was looking forward to it. He didn't fall asleep again. We began our journey north to the city of...erm... east ardougne (I can never pronounce it!), knowing that it'll be about a 3 hour walk up there. We knew we were in for quite the adventure: The great zoo mystery! Ya! It's going to be cool!
*3 hours later*
"yay! we're finally here! my feet are killing me!" Amy said ever so cutely. I then relized I was drooling again, and covered it up before there was to much of a puddle beneth me. "Hey, where's that yoshi fellow?" asked doodle. "Oh he's probably still at the bar....in...yanille..."I said. There was a silence. "YOUR TELLING ME YOU FORGOT YOSHI IN YANILLE!?" Yelled Amy. "umm... maybe?" I said. "wait, I might be able to do something" said doodle. He whispered some incantations, and a portal opened up, and a drunk yoshi poped out!" "waz up fellaz *hic*" said yo*hi, who then collasped on the ground. "I thought the only spell you could do was that chicken dinner thing." I said. "I know, luckily Yo*hi's brain is so small, that it resembles a chicken. thusly, the spell worked on him." Said doodle. "That makes sense I guess." said Amy.
After Amy shook Yoshi continuously until he wasn't drunk anymore, we all walked into the zoo. "I know the kids that stole my book, they always hang out here." Said doodle. "Lets ask one of the zoo keepers if they seen any of them." Said Amy. "good idea!" I said. I saw a zoo keeper, and using the off-screen description of the boys that doodle gave me, I talked to the zoo keeper.

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"exuse me sir? Have you seen 2 boys around? About yay high, and one has a red shirt, and the other has a blue shirt?" I asked. "noob, that's a bear. And how'd you get inside the cage?" Said Amy. I looked around me. "curse these random plot twists." I said. I was then beaten into a bloody pulp, whilst my so called friends watched with amusment. Even in the massive bloodshed of myself, I still noticed Amy'* smile. She never smiled before. Oops, looks like Im drooling again! Luckily the bear drowned in my drool and died. wewt! I got out, and got like 100 bandages.... and a cookie!
"well, we better get finding them!" said doodle. "This zoo is massive! the chances of finding 2 small boys is a billion to one! it's game over! game over man! game over! WAAAAAAAAAH!- oh there they are!" said =Yo*hi. We looked over there, and, son of a gun, yoshi was right. Now before I continue on, Let me give alittle history lesson. currently we are in the middle ages. Now, in said "middle ages", Children were treated muuuuuuch different! We don't have "child abusment" laws like you have in the future! They could beat the stuffing out of kids when they wanted to! so know wat we did? We begged and pleaded for the book. eventually, the boys got tired of us hangin around them, and gave us the book. wewt! "that was easy!" said doodle. "yes! just one more thing we have to do..." I said. I then picked up one of the boys, to his surprise, and threw him in the lion's den. Me and the gang laughed and laughed as his friend cried his guts out, as we all watched his friend getting teared to pieces in the lions den. ah... good times.

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Day FIFTYFIVE - The Rouge -
Man! I needed that laugh! Yeah, Once he saw his friend being torn to peices, while screaming "Please dear god, kill me now so i can be taken from this pain!" the whole time, he committed suicide, "Good to see todays youth are still active!"Yoshi said. "Ok mr. mage guy get us a rouge now!" i said. "I will, but it will take time, maybe the whole day!" he said. "What are we suppost to do today then!? we had nothing planed!" i said. "Why dont we tour the city?" Amy asked. "Just us? you and i? noob and amy?" i asked. "Well, noob, i wanna go to-" Yoshi begun. Then i went into a demontic voice, "You will stay here! or i'll make you poop out your heart then eat it whole!" "you know, suddenly i dont wanna go amy, you guys go ahead." he said, "But why yo*hi?" she asked. "Cause i just soiled myself and need new pants.
Since only me and amy were going on the tour *giggles*, we did alot of stuff! we killed a few more kids! we stole from the market place! we played ding dong ditcher at the king's castle! man it was fun, but while stocking our latest victem, 2 women's screams came and broke the silance of the street. We ran to the orgin of the screams, there we saw Yoshi and Doodle standing outside our tent, both with wet pants. "Who screamed?" i asked. "we did! there is a fly in there! go squish it!!" he said. "oh come on?! a fly!? You guys are afraid of a- oh my god that thing is huge!" i said as i entered to tent. It was a kbd,apperently, a glich tellyed it there, course i didnt know that at the time, "Big fly! maybe its friendly!! would you like to be my fly-friend?" i asked. Just then a he blew fire at yo*hi. Yo*hi starts screaming, "Help me! i am on fire!" "Not now Yo*hi! we are talking!" i asked. "Ok, fire-breathing fly...hmm."

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Then Yoshi gets all quiet.." Ok, its a meany fly-friend, now see here fly!" i said, a man in black armor comes out of nowhere, "ahh!!" he said, and he flings himself at the
fly-friend, and he gets swallowed by it. "Smart man." i whispered to Amy. But then the fly explodes and the man is standing with 2 daggers in his hands. "Hey! you blew up my fly friend!" "Your mage summoned me here." he said. "Oh! you must be a rouge!" i said, "Yup, name is Oreo." "Ha, your name is a cookie." Yoshi said, while still burnt lieing on the ground. we explain our situation, offer to pay his membership, and he agrees! oh happy day.

(_+_This day is in honor of my Fly-Friend, RIP, i miss you always_+_)

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DAY FIFTYSIX -85% flashback-
That rouge coming out of no where was just what the doctor ordered! an oreo! no, not the cookie (Eep! cookie! gimme!), the rouge. he's name is oreo! Weird name, isn't it? Lol, glad none of us have a weird name! Anyway, we sat the rouge down, and told him to tell us his story."ok then" said oreo. "here is goes. it all started on white wolf mountain..."
*flashback*
"jee willikers! it's cold out here!" I said to myself. Knowing I won't survive long up here, I knew I must do my mission fast. I ran out of water yesterday, and was dying of thirst, but I wasn't going to let that stop me! It is then I saw it! In the distance! Through the blizzard, I saw the faint outline of the shrine atop the mountain peak. Breathing heavily, I began my asent. Colder and colder it got, looks like the will of guthix won't help me here! After minutes of trudging, I came close enough to see the shrine itself. Oh! what a sight to behold! that is, if I had any idea what I was looking at; I was face down dying on the ground at this point. It is then I saw the treasure on the shrine: The ruby of the ancient zamorak tribe. I laugh. "they won't be needing this anytime soon!" I scoffed. I began to walk to it. Just then, nothing happened! "oh what a rip!" I yelled. But then, A giant hammer pounded the earth beside me! I turned, and was faced with the biggest human with the biggest sledgehammer i've ever seen. I knew what it was. "How did you get a mual!?" I yelled. He didn't reply. Instead, he raised his hammer above him, about to strike! But! then the powerpuff girls theme song started playing! "oh sry, that's my personalized ring tone." I said. "I have to take this." I pick up my futuristic celluar device. a robotic voice comes over it. "this is a collect call. will you accept the charges?" "sure!" I said. I then got a text message. I read it aloud. "it's.......ti.....time......f....for yo....your...des....des.....destiny. it's time for your...destiny?

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What kind of stuff is that? It is then that a portal opened up beside me! and started to bring me in!!! "oh mother-" I got yanked through the portal! (what? a guy can't say the word mother now-a-days? Get your mind out of the gutter people!). In this strange loopy demension i fell into, I started to scream and cry. Very manly though. Belive it! After bout 15 minutes of me crying, I heard a voice. "You have been summoned. It is time to fulfill your destiny..." the errie voice said. "okey dokey." I said. "what? you mean your ok with this?" The voice asked. "got not complaints." I said back. "but... but i'm yanking you from the very lifestyle you once loved and cherished!" "It happens." I said with a yawn. "fine then" The voice said. the vertex around me got brighter! Then woosh! I was standing outside a tent, seeing a kbd.
*out of flashback*
"and that's how I got here." Said oreo. "so you were the voice?" asked oreo, talking to doodle. "yup! hope you weren't expecting some 300 year old mage!" He said with a smile. "k, now that's we're all formally introduced, maybe we should come up with a plan?" asked amy. "nope! it's time for bed!" I said. "but it's only 2:00 pm!" Said doodle. I scroll down to my options button, and I made the screen darker. "haha! now it's like 10:00 pm!" I said, triumphantly. "eh, good enough for me" said yo*hi.
so we all hit the hay, knowing tomorrow we come up with a plan to (finally) bring saradomin down!!!

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