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"Ok, if we timed it right, the guards should still be sleeping, allowing us to go through the guard's quarters to the stairwell undetected. Remember everyone, surprise is on our side!" Anti-Noob said.
We walked through the guard entrance and no one was to be found. Looks like the Mind control was working! We were in the guard tower! We all got in the dimly lite room before closing the door behind us. Anti-Noob looked at me. "ok, which direction?" He asked me.
"After this room, we walk down a hallway and take a right. after that is the stairwell." I said.
"Already, move out everyone." Anti-Noob said.
We began walking down the guards quarters. We passed my room when I suddenly remembered. "STEWY!" I whispered loudly. Amy held me back. "It's not worth it! Leave him behind!" With tears in my eyes, I obeyed. "Sorry Stewy..." I whispered silently.
We reached the stairwell, only having to kill 5 witnesses that happened to be walking down the hallway! Oreo took care of them did he! They were dead before they knew they were alive (If that makes any sense)! We started running up the stairs, adrenoline pumping through my body, getting ready for the fight we were about to go into. We burst through the giant doors and I yelled "BOB! YOUR TIME HAS COME!"
It was dark. I couldn't see a thing. I don't think anyone could. This isn't right. Where are the mages? It was then I heard Bob's voice from the blackness, demonically echoing itself. "Fool! Do you really think I wasn't expecting you! Do you honestly think you have a chance again ME!" as he said "me", the walls around us burst into flames, illuminating the entire room with extremly bright light. After my eyes ajusted, I saw that none of my friends were surrounding me. I looked around until I looked up, and saw them in a cage dangling a few yards overhead.
Like a shadow, Bob the cat morphed into existance before my very eyes a few feet in front of me.

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"Ah, Noob. We could have been powerful allies. If you'd have sided with me, you would have been given a seat of power in my world order!" He grinned.
"You fool! You don't know how much power Guthix weilds!" I yelled, furious.
"Nothing is beyond my control! NOTHING!" He snapped back.
"What have you done to my friends!" I seethed.
"Nothing. They were just distractions in the way of inevitable outcome of why your here." He said.
"And what is this outcome?" I asked.
"One of us is to live. Which is why I am going to aloud a fair fight. You verus me. Right now. My mages are almost done summoning Guthix. Kill me, and you still have a chance to stop them." He said, growing more sarcastic during the end.
This wasn't right. Why would Bob challenge me to a fair fight when he has all these guards? He's up to something. Sadly, I was in no place to bargin. "I accept your terms! To the death!" I said, raising the godsword.
"Ah, always quick to the draw, I like that. Oh, but there is one thing you should know..." He said. He suddenly turned into a shadow and started wirling around me, until darkness surrounded me. It was then I heard the whispers comming from all around me. "I never lose!" The voice said.
From the shadows swirling around me came giant claws that scrapped away from my armor, sparks flew from it. I had to sheild my eyes as I swung into the shadows, with no effect.
"Where are your friends now?" The voice scoffed.
I was being eaten alive. If it wasn't for this armor, I'd be dead already. Eventually, he's going to pierce the armor and it's going to be all over for me. I needed to think of a plan. I got it! I can't fight Bob in his shadow form, I needed something solid that would allow my godsword to kill it. So, I needed something to put away the shadows. What gets rid of shadows... Hmm.. it's on the tip of my tongue...Rhymes with sight and fight... LIGHT! I needed to bring him into the light! But how would I do that?

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I was stumbling around randomly when I chanced a*** Bob's scrying orb. It was this orb that aloud him to see all parts of his kingdom so he was never surprised. Of course, how could I have not known he had one of these! My brain clicked and I thought about the problem at hand: dying. It's very bad for me, and I don't want it. I needed light, and alot of it. Luckily, I knew where to find it.
I grabbed the scrying orb and yelled "SCRYING ORB! LOCATE: SUN!" The scrying orb spun until it landed on the sun, filling the room with intense light, enough to tear away Bob's shadows!
"NOOOOO!" I heard an unnatural screech.
After I thought Bob had enough light, I yelled "Scrying orb, off!" and the light grew dimmer. As the light in the room grew weak again, I saw Bob on the ground panting and seething. He was back in his cat form.
"That's not possible! You cannot defeat me! I'm immortal! I control the very plains of this world!" He seethed.
I raised my godsword. "Not anymore." I said.
He jumped at me, claws ready to tear me to shreds. With a groan, I swung the godsword full force at Bob's head. In a thunderous shockwave, and blinding light, it made contact.
A black vortex opened in the spot where I made contact with the godsword, as if the Grim reaper himself was anxious to see Bob come to the underworld. As light filled the room, you heard Bob's voice yell "NOOOOOO!" Growing weaker and weaker until the light was gone and the room was silent. I dropped the godsword. It clattered to the ground. A few feet in front of me lay the once grand overlord, evil Bob the cat.
Instantly, the cage overhead dropped down, freeing all my friends. I was ready for them to cheer, but didn't expect to see their sturn faces.
"This isn't over yet! If we can't stop his mages then Guthix will still most likly kill us all!" Anti-Oreo yelled.
Just then, we heard a voice yell "THERE THEY ARE!" and a hoard* of guards came up the stiars. Nap time was over.

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Anti-Noob looked at me. "My gang will take care of the guards! You take care of the mages!" Anti-Noob yelled. I nodded.
"Lets go guys!" I said. We began to run to the other side of the giant throne room. The enormous portal became visible in the distance (It was the size of a house portal times about 20!). We saw a cult-like group of mages chanting around a circle right next to the portal. We got there just as we saw a giant hand comming from the portal, and the ground shaking.
"He's comming through! We're to late! Guthix is here!" Doodle yelled.
"No, we still have time! c'mon, we have to stop those mages!" There were 10 mages, each a long running distance apart, and we had to kill them all before Guthix fully came though. Me, and Yoshi ran to one side, and Oreo, Amy, and Doodle ran to the other. We began killing the mages one by one. They were in such a deep trance that they couldn't put up a fight. The gang finally met again in the center with only one mage left to go, and guthix nearly in this plain of existence.
The final mage turned and said "Fools! Your power cannot challenge mine!"
Doodle stepped up. "guess again!" He said, and sent an arua of blue light towards the mage. The mage did the same with red light. It was a battle of the colors. The met in the center with explosive force. Doodle was straining to push the blue light to the mage to kill him, but the mage was doing just as well. The red light started approached on the blue light, Doodle was losing! The red light drew nearer and nearer to us. We were going to die!
"I...can't...hold...it...for...much longer!" Doodle gritted.
Just as we were about to die, the mage laughed yelling "See? I told you! You cannot beat me!"
Through gritted teeth, Doodle said "I'm... Sorry... I...failed...You..." and then when the light was within inches of us, Doodle finally cracked a smile.
"JUST KIDDING!" he yelled, and easily pushed his blue light to the other side with explsove force.

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The mage was shocked by this and didn't have time to react, he was eaten by the blue light and obliterated. The portal turned from red to purple, and the giant hand started receding. The hand grabbed onto the side, trying to pull itself out. "I will return..." Said a demonic voice that seemed to be comming from the walls themselves. The hand dissapeared into the portal and all was still.
Then the Portal burst forth with an amazing shockwave throwing me back. I hit a piller, and all went black.

21-Jan-2008 02:20:33 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:27:39 by FriendshipUI

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DAY NINETY -New age-
I cracked my eyes opened, but immedatly closed them because of the shock. I was outside, in bright light. I heard someone yell "He's awake!" and I heard people gathering around me. I felt someone's hand grab my back and help me sit up. It was Yo*hi.
"Noob! aw man! Are you alright!" He said frantically.
I tried to say "Ya, I'm fine." But it just came off as coughs and explosive pain comming from my back.
"Noob, don't move. You were injuried in the fight." Said Doodle.
Oreo sat next to me. "Anti-Oreo patched you up as best as he could. He's knowledge of herbs is amazing."
"Well, I did have a little help from Doodle and Anti-Doodle. Thanks to them, you get to keep your ribs." Said Anti-Oreo.
"Joy, I always liked my ribs." I said weakly.
"Noob, you should rest more. The mages can only work on you if you are asleep. We should try if we could... fix you anymore." Anti-noob said.
I was waaaay ahead of him. I was dead asleep by the time he said "mages". I did alot of thinking while I was unconscious. I thought about what I've been doing for the past few months. I've been helping a group of rebels lead a revolt against their overlord, which, in actuality, is what I'm trying to become. I want to become the leader of all Runescape and kill Saradomin! Will I become like Bob? Will I become feared, without me being able to stop it? I don't want it to happen like that! I was to be known as the man who united all of Runescape under one leadership. Is that what Bob was trying to do? Did he think his motives were good?
No, I can't start thinking like that. I am not like Bob.
I felt a gentle nudge on my leg. I rubbed my eyes while saying "Who is it?"
"It's Amy. How are you feeling?" said the voice.
I snapped awake and sat up. "Who me? Oh, of course me! I mean, there's no one else here... haha..." I laughed Nervously. Smoooooth. I cleared my throat. "I'm fine. How about you?"

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"Alright I guess. I'm just happy this is over. We are to go back through the portal in a few hours. Should give us a some time to say goodbye to everyone. The mages did wonders on you. You shouldn't even be in much pain anymore. They just said some stiffness and bruises that they couldn't heal. Other then that, you're as good as new." She said.
I stood up. She was right. Aside from some joint pains, I felt awsome! I jumped a few times, did a few pushups, about 10 back-flips. Yup, the mages did a good job.
I finally got to take in my surroundings. I was in the shade of a tree near the river, just a few minutes walk from the castle. I wonder how they managed to get me out here (Found out later they threw me out a window and, by chance, I landed on something soft. It was this that got me 70% of the damage to my body. The piller didn't do more then knock me out.)
Me and Amy started walking to the throne room, which is where everyone else has gone. Amy stayed here to make sure I didn't wake up having no clue to where I, and everyone else, was.
Everyone was waiting for us. They were talking about who knows what when I entered. Everyone looked at me. Anti-Noob broke the tension when he laughed and came up and hugged me. "We did it! The rebels managed to get the serum back! We will turn all the Hopeless back into humans. The rebels will take command and insure that the world prospers. The people will never be ignored again. It's all thanks to you, and your gang. Nothing we ever do will ever even begin to thank you."
I felt prety good. I smiled. "All in a day's work." I said.
"As soon as you go through the portal, It will be destroyed so it may never be used again. We don't need any future insane people using it to summon Guthix." Said Anti-Yo*hi.
"What will happen to Guthix?" I asked.
Anti-Yoshi sighed. "He'll probably find a way back someway or another. Unforchatly we only managed to stall him. But, we will be ready when he comes again."

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We all walked to the portal as a group. It's swirling vortex of terror has calmed down a bit since Bob was killed. We finally reached it and we just stood in front of it.
"So um... how does it work?" I finally said.
Anti-Noob approached me. "Walk through the portal and you should be in the place you came through into this world. Either that, or you'll be a little back in time. Won't be but a few minutes behind when you left though."
Sounded simple. I turned and shook the hands of all the Anti-Gang. Anti-Amy gave me a hug. Felt like I was hugging normal Amy, so I enjoyed it. I finally came on Anti-Noob. He gave me a firm handshake. "I said it once and I'll say it again. You're going to make a great leader some day."
I nodded. "Good luck fixing this world."
"It's not going to be easy, and the struggle will probably outlive me, but persistance will preveil. This world will be what it was meant to be before it was tainted by a power-hungry overlord."
"If you ever find yourself in Runescape, give me a call." I said.
Anti-Noob chuckled. "I'll do that."
With that, we stepped up to the portal. Oreo was the first to go through. Without hesitating, he jumped in. Doodle was next. He was a little more weary. He put his hand in first, then slowly went through. Then Amy looked at me, started to say something, then stopped herself. She then proceeded through the portal. Then Yoshi walked up to me.
"Well one good thing came out of this." Yoshi said.
"You mean besides the fact we saved an entire world?" I said.
"Ya, besides that." He said.
"What?"
"Amy couldn't shut up about you." He said. He then winked at me and ran through the portal. I grinned and chuckled. I then turned around and gave one final wave to everyone. Then without delay I jumped through the portal.
Bye ScapeRune, Welcome back Runescape!
~!~End of Season 3~!~

21-Jan-2008 02:27:47 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2008 17:26:39 by FriendshipUI

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Day NINETYONE –The Welcome Home Party-
Usually at the end of a season there is a big revelation that causes spiritual enlightenment and a new way to look at things. Oh yeah. . . I definitely saw things in a new perspective. By “perspective” I mean the ground, and by “me”, I mean my face. So, let’s recount.
To Do List:
-Play with Meh yo-yo, check
-become a member, check
-feed Stewy… oh snap!
-write a check list, check
-take over Runescape. . . in the process.
We all just said good-bye to everyone in ScapeRune, and I ran and jumped through the portal, eager to get home. Probably not the best of ideas, as soon as I come out the other side, I still had the momentum of the run. I guess it was pretty cool how I did that front flip into the pit of death. That pit is over-ratted; it’s the pit of incredible pain at most. The next thing I knew, I was unconscious, how did I know I was unconscious, is anyone’s guess. I guess I was dragged off the spikes and tossed on the ground by my companions, I think it was Doodles turn. . .
I woke up with a jerk! “Get out of here Yo*hi!” I said. “awww.” He slumps his head and walks away ashamed. I giggle to myself, I mean I MADE A MANLY BELLOW, because I knew he died a little inside. He slowly laid down on the patch of floor that he called his bed. I don’t know if he noticed that his pillow was a nail.
I decide to observe my surroundings. Hmm, hundreds of portals, in what seem to be a palace… “NOO!! We’re back in Lumbridge! Ugg, for the love of-“
“No idiot, we’re still in the portal palace. “ Amy says. I completely ignored her and started pacing. “Wow, I had the weirdest dreams. You were there! And you were there, and I don’t like you but you were there too! It was so realistic!” I said, and rambled on to myself. Oreo interjects, “Noob, that’s because it was real.”

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So, you’re saying I had some kind of vision? How bizarre! But why did it only happen to me, unless. . . UNLESS I am destined for greatness!!” And out of complete randomness, King Leonidis drops from the ceiling and yells, “THIS IS SPARTAAA!!” and “Spartan kick”s me back into the pit of death. So everything that happened in the last three paragraphs happened again, I woke up, told Yo*hi to lay down, did the greatness speech again, but no Spartan kick this time. They sat me down and tried to explain some ridiculous idea that they were in my dream with me! Ha, they speak funny words.
Almost half the day wasted on pointless amusement! As we were walking out, “So, your Saying that a giant teradactle swooped down and---HELLO!” I ended my sentence quickly. For blocking the exit was a wall of soldiers, with big, pointy spears. BUT DID THIS STOP YOSHI and ME? Heck no! And charged the wall of shear agony. We both got scraps on our arms. But luckily Yoshi had his Band-Aids with him, and they had cute baby cows on them!!!
“You’re coming with us.” Said one of the soldiers flatly. “But I dun wannnaaa -- ok” I replied.
So we were captured and were being brought to their base, wherever the heck it was. The soldiers did*’t talk at all on the way there. The silent mood made me feel like I had to say something. Anything to lighten the mood!
“Whose up for I SPY! I’ll begin! I spy with my noobish eye something dark and depressing. What? C’mon guys, no guesses? Fine I’ll tell you, it’s your faces!” Aaaaaaaand here comes the fist part. *pow* Luckily I recovered quickly and we continued on, this time I did*’t disturb their holy silence that seemed to be the new theme of Runescape.

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