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DAY EIGHTYSEVEN -A bit rusty-
Today we regrouped. The end. Oh, wait, I should probably go into more detail (For the histroy books when I become famous of course).
Day were narrowing down as the day of reckoning looms closer and closer. I have today's schedule fully planed! Check it out!
1. Wake up, maybe yawn a few times, and stretch.
2. Put food in stewy's food bowl.
3. Get out of the Room. Walk down the hallway.
4. Meet Alexflorea in the guards room.
5. Run down the plan with him while taking a nice stroll outside.
6. Wait for the gang while we eat tacos (CUZ TACOS ARE BETTER JAY, THATS WHY).
7. Have a big sappy reunion with the gang.
8. Make a base camp where we make a plan to stop Guthix.
*Pant pant pant*
Ok, lets get started.
I woke up, jumped out of bed and instantly hit my head on an inconviently placed bar, sending me back into lala land. I sliiped back into consciousness a few minutes later in a daze. In my disorentated state, I mixed up the food box with the already-set-mousetraps box. Stew didn't appreciate it. It's the thought that counts in my opinion though. Next I walk into the hallway, and what do ya know, a rampaging troll was coming my way. The troll wasted no time as he lifted me up and rippied both my legs off.
Oh this day was starting greeeeat.
The troll then vanished into thin air when he was done with me. Huh, figures. So I ended up crawling down the hallway towards the guard station instead of walking. "How could this get any worse!" I thought aloud. As if to prove to me that Zamorak was having an off day, a guy walking past carrying a barrel of salted lemon juice suddenly slipped, and the contents were poured all over my mangled, bloody excuse for a body. I screamed in agony as I inched closer and closer to the guard station.

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As I entered the guard room, my legs grew back using magic to complicated to go into now. I looked around and NO ALEXFLOREA! I guess fate rejected my master plan for today and is hell bent on seeing it go the opposite the way it's suppose to go.
Alexflorea suddenly burst into the room and yelled "We have to leave, now!" he then yanked me out the door. "Hey, whats the big Idea-" I stopped as I looked around and saw my personal friend, rampaging troll, heading this way once again. I turned back to Alex. "Run!" I said simply and started booking.
down the hallways we ran, with a beserk Troll chasing us. So much for my peaceful walk to the meeting point with the gang.
we ran, terrified, outside and around the fortress. We entered the surrounding forests and seemed to have lost the troll. Whew, that was close.
To my horror, I realized I DROPPED THE TACOS! NOOOOOO!!! no taco lunch for me. *tear, tear*
We've been waiting a few hours now. "They should have been here already." Alex said. "Something isn't right..." He said, frantic. "Shh, they'll be here." I said calmly.
It was dusk until we finally saw some figures over the horizon. At first, we were wary. Had we been found out? Are those guards that are coming to kill us? Am I wearing pants!? after a few more minutes, I saw definite shapes of the gang. I saw Amy, Yo*hi, Oreo, Doodle, our antis, and a few other random people a few hundred yards away. I got up, only realizing right now how much I missed them. It's been a long week and a half.
To my surprise the first thing Amy did was run up and hug me. I wanted to hug her back, but all I managed to do was make my knees collaspe and make a really low pitched "heeeee" sound. Smooth.
Doodle and Oreo came over and shook my hand and we exchanged a few plesentries. And finally, good ol Yo*hi. Already half drunk, he stumbled over to me and kind of collasped on me. "How dare you start drinking without me!" I yelled playfully.

21-Jan-2008 02:15:57 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:20:02 by FriendshipUI

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"Yaaaa weellsh yuuu knowz 'ow its iz mahn." He muttered, then fell down onto the ground. Finally, Anti-Noob walked up to me. Have to addmit, he was intimidating. "Noob, you have very useful information that would make or break the resistance." He said. Everyone looked at him. He sighed. Unforchunatly, due to our latness, we'll have to work into the night to build our base camp, and we don't have time to listen to you, today. All I can ask you to do is come back early tomorrow morning and tell us what you know. We shall proceed from there." He said.
"Uhh..sure." I said. "Good then." He said and began walking away, to supervise his men.
Over the never hour or so, me and the gang redressed stories that happened in my absience, and I did the same. I told them about the demon gurads, how I got invited by Bob to eat with him, how I captured the traitors (Well... acutally if you think about it, they were my allies... ah well.)
It was good to see them again, esp. Yoshi. I like the others, but Yo*hi's been with me since the beginning, you know? First beer, first hangover, first war domination. Yup, we've been through it all.
When it got dark, Alex approached me and said it was time to go back. After saying bye, me and Alexflorea walked back the castle. We had to stay there to keep suspicion down. It was a long walk. I eagerly wait til tomorrow til I can further reminiss with my friends.

21-Jan-2008 02:15:57 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:20:21 by FriendshipUI

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DAY EIGHTYEIGHT -Welcome to the show-
Unforchuatly today we had a guard shift that Alexflorea couldn't get me out of without looking suspious. Darn, that means my meet with the gang will have to wait. So I began my rounds. As if the universe was caught in a constant verbatem, I was askedt o guard the war room hallway. Better yet, a meeting was going on inside, no doubt discussing Guthix. I realized I needed to get in there to find out some extra information. But...how...?
It was then as I was deep in thought, that an elequently-dressed servent walked past the guard, unchallenged! They didn't even give any notice to the man! It's like anyone who's wearing a servant's outfit could just walk right in! Hmm... maybe I can work that into my plan somewhere...
The servant was carrying milk into the room, probably for Bob the overlord. Suddenly, an expolsive voice that was Bob's rang through the hall. "Moron! I asked for a simple order: milk AND cat nip! Am I going to have to kill your family for you to understand?! Now leave, and bring me what I asked!" With that, the servant rushed out in a hurry, no doubt back to the kitchen.
After tricking the servant with a clever riddle, I knocked him out and stole his cloths, milk, and cat nip. Now I'll be able to walk inside the warroom! I started walking down the warroom hallway, feeling pretty good about myself. I saw the door coming up and prayed the guards would let me in.
Aha! I'm in! Good, now it's all a matter of staying where Bob can't see me so he doesn't call on my thus making me leave the room. This way, it just looks like I'm being polite.
I peered to Bob's right to see a human who looked unfearing and determined. I saw him whisper some things to Bob, and Bob said them. This was amazing! It seems Bob has a human head advisor and actually listens to him! That could be his weakpoint! What if all Bob's evil plans were the work of this man? Was Bob just this man's puppet!?

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This was astonishing! I must tell the anti-noob this!
As soon as my shift was over, I rushed towards the river, and followed it down. In about an hours time, I was at the camp. Alexforea was already here, helping put up the camp. It was deffenatly no Class-A facililty, but it would do for a few days. There was a cooking pit dug into the ground, 2 sleeping huts, and a main lodge. The place was abuzz with activity. I counted 50 people, counting the workers they brought along to build the camp.
I found the Anti-noob working right along side his men finishing the main lodge. He was in the middle of helping saw a log in half when I walked in he saw me. He patted one of his men on the shoulder and walked over to me. He was covered in dirt. I we walked outside side by side, I said to him "I don't get you."
He was a little confused about this comment. "What do you mean?" He asked.
"You know what I mean. You have all this power, and yet you don't order your men to do your stuff for you. You build things yourself, you get stuff yourself, you bascially lead yourself. What's the fun in that?" I asked.
He chuckled. "You have much to learn about being a leader."
He gathered the Anti-Gang and my Gang together and we sat down so Alexforea and I could explain our stories.
We started with the story of the first 5 minutes of my entrance to the castle, how I almost got eaten by demon guards. I intoduced everyone to Stewie. Obviously, everyone was a little creeped out and hesitate at first, but now they can actually stand him. I went on to tell them how I got Bob's trust, and Alex's doubts, which lead into the story about how found out that they acutally had a secret weapon stashed in the warroom. After which I began to tell how I found out about the ball. Alex then continued for me, telling how our plan was to get into the warroom by getting a key that was in dragon-invested cave.

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I finally came to the part where I found out was inisde the case. I hesitated. Everyone was on the edge of their seats waiting to hear what it was they were in for. I looked at Alex, saying with my eyes that I couldn't say it. He understood.
Alex cleared his throut, signaling to everyone that he was going to talk. "Bob Plans to Awaken Guthix." Alex said sadly. Anti-Noob's warriors were in an uproar.
"That's absurd!"
"No one would be that stupid!"
"That's can't be true!"
"I made mashed potatoes!"
Then from it all died down and an downdrift of sadness fell over everyone. It lasted for about 5 seconds until Yoshi spoke up. He stood and yelled "Ok then, we got nothing to worry about! Guthix is a pushover!" The crowd looked on in horror as Amy explained it slowly so Yoshi would understand.
Afterwards, Yoshi wasn't looking as confident as he did before.
"But!" I yelled, and everyone looked at me. "We belive your Guthix has a weak point."
"Don't be stupid, Guthix is all powerful, that's why we put him in stasis in the first place!" Said a mage.
"Listen here. My Guthix is complete power to do whatever he wants, and he chooses not to use it! Your Guthix does use it, which means he power must be the opposite as well! Maybe Guthix isn't as strong as he lets on! If we find a weakness, maybe we can stop him from ever comming!"
Murmers of agreement were heard from the crowd.
Finally, I told them the information I recieved today. About how Bob has an advisor that he actually listens to.
"God job Noob. You have done better then I expected. Far better! Everyone here is proud of you. My gang surrounded me. Yoshi and Amy putting their arms around me, Doodle and Oreo Grinning and giving me pats on the back.
For the first time in days, I felt good. Like I actually acomplished something.
I smiled and said "We're ready, and we're coming for you Bob!"

21-Jan-2008 02:15:58 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:22:36 by FriendshipUI

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DAY EIGHTYNINE -Breaking Point-
The time has finally come. Today we infiltrate Bob's palace. The past few weeks comes down to today. Make it or break it. Sink or swim. Random third metaphor. No matter how you say it, today either me or Bob is going to be dead.
I couldn't sleep, so I laid awake all night pondering the adventure ahead. With a sigh, I got up and decided to go wondering around the camp. I saw a dim light comming in from inside the war-cabin. I approached it with caution, not knowing what's inside. I relaxed as I saw the anti-Noob inside. I walked inside and make my pressence known. He looked up at me and said "I'm not surprised you couldn't sleep either. Our internal clocks work the same." He said simply before getting burried back into his maps. This is one of the few times I've seen him stressed.
"Anti-Noob, what's wrong?" I asked
He sighed loudly. "It's the plan. I made it myself you know. Spent the past few years comming up with it... It's a good plan." He said, as if trying to convince himself.
"Then what's the problem?" I asked.
He was silent for a few seconds. "What if I'm wrong? What if we fail? What if Bob wins? What if..."
I slapped him. He was shocked. "Listen to me! There is no more room for 'what ifs'. Now is the time for action. You devised a plan that is by the book and in all ways possible, a very tactical plan. If something happens in that castle that you didn't for-see, then you cannot blame yourself. You have sacrificed your life for the resistance! You're a hero to your people, and nothing less!" I said and stared him down.
His eyes regained focus. "You're right. You're absolutly right." He said, standing up.
He patted me on the shoulders. "I can't believe I'm saying this Noob, but you're going to make a great leader someday."
I was shocked by this statement. No one ever called me a good leader. It felt kind of good. Make me realize what I had to do on my own turf. Made me remember Saradomin.

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"Anyway, we still have a few hours before the rest of the encampment wakes up, so allow me to run down the plan with you."
"Sounds good to me." I said.
Roughly translated from what he said, this is the plan:
Before leaving, Alexflorea trapped the thing that lets guards know everything they know. You know, the mind-control thing. What he did was he make it so it will tell the guards to continue sleeping. With no guards, it's an open shot at the throne room, where Bob will be conjuring Guthix through the very same portal that I need to get out of this world.
This window of oppritunity won't last long. Sooner or later, one of the officals is going to notice that no guards are on duty and get wise to the fact that the mind-control device is "malfunctioning". Hopefully, by this time we will be at least close to the throne room. It is now our battle gets thrusted out in the open as we storm the throne room.
Next step is to take care of Bob's demon guards. They never leave him. Demons guards don't have minds, thusly cannot be effected by the mind control. We fight off the demon guards, and hopefully kill Bob before his mages manage to bring Guthix to us. Once Bob is dead, the resistance could gain control, I'd say my good byes, and my gang is out of there! We exit the portal back to our world and continue my quest to control all of runescape!
But there was still one detail I was a little fuzzy about.
"Why is Bob's doing all this in the first place? Why now?" I asked.
Anti-Noob sighed. "I haven't been entirly honest with you. But, I suppose you can know now. You remember those hopeless who broke into the resistance base about a few weeks ago?"
I nodded. "What does that have to do with Bob?"
"Everything. You see, I left out a part of the story when explaining what happend to this place. I didn't tell you that the hopeless were the remains of the actual people of the Utopia. Their body is theirs, but their minds are not."

21-Jan-2008 02:20:30 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:25:13 by FriendshipUI

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"Our scienctist have been trying to find a serum that could cure them. Make them...human again. Hundreds of years went by with little results. Until about a month ago. We were actually able to stabali*e a Hopeless so he wasn't as...you know... hopeless. His tests were going well, and if he lived they said he would have had a full recovery! We finally found the cure."
"But?" I asked, impacient.
"Well... We wanted the serum to be safe, so we hid it in the brewery section of our base. Those hopeless, they broke in, one esacped with a sample of the serum. It got back to Bob and he got wise. Now, if Bob doesn't die, He'll find an anti-serum, turning the people back to hopeless. We'd be back where we started hundreds of years ago. This is why Bob must die. This is why we must win."
He finished and I understood...kinda. So much is at stake. If we lose, then that destroys and of our chances to save the hopeless. I nodded. "Don't worry, we're going to do this. I mean, what can go wrong in a story made for it's plot twists?" I asked.
"You're probably right. Listen, we should get some sleep. Tomorrow is a historical day. Something I bet we don't want to be tired for. I agreed, and back to sleep we went, waking hours later.
I woke up, again, but Amy gently shaking me. "Noob, it's time now." She said. I rubbed my eyes and realized what we were about to do. I was the only one of the gang still asleep. Doodle and Yoshi were sitting in their beds, and Oreo was sitting against the wall. "We got your back on this, Noob." Oreo said, shealthing his twin daggers. I looked at what everyone was wearing. Daaaang! Anti-Noob must be rich to buy this stuff! Doodle had on full white mystic and a lava staff. Amy had on full green dragon (Which she looked GREAT in by the way), with a yew bow and mithril arrows. Yo*hi... Oh my god Yo*hi! He had Addy armor on with a RUNE sledgehammer!

21-Jan-2008 02:20:31 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2008 02:25:33 by FriendshipUI

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It was so beautiful! Rune was so cool, so expensive! You have to be like the richest person to even think about looking at it! But there Yoshi was: acting all casual, holding a sledgehammer made of ruuu...ruuun... I can't event say it I'm so excited!
"Do I get some cool armor?" I asked. Amy pointed across the room. On the shelf I saw Full addy (YAY!) and something called a...a... Godsword? Never heard of it. Sounds wimpy. Ah well, it's big and pointy, so it would do. But it's no rune!
I quickly got dressed and we walked outside as a group. Anti-Noob was finishing telling everyone the plan that he already ran over with me. There were about 20 of us. 5 of my gang, 5 of Anti-Noob's gang, 4 Meleers, 3 mages, and 3 archers the Anti-Noob brought, and these guys had it all! The meleers were all 4 types of melee barrows: Guthian, dhorak, torag, and veracs! One mage was ahrims, one was ancient, and the last was lunar! Wow! For the archers, they all had crystal bows! dang! These guys knew how to fight! Thank goodness they're on our side!
The Anti-Noob finished by saying "We need to get moving. The guards regularly scheduled waking up time will be in a few hours, and we need to get to that castle before then. Everyone pack up what you are taking, we begin in 5 minutes!"
We got our things together, and we met the Anti-noob with his troops at the edge of our camp. "Ok men. Now begins a walk that won't stop until Bob the overlord is dead! Regret nothing friends! Everything you do helps the resistance! now, we march!" He said, turning. And we began the long walk towards Bob's palace.
The walk there was silent. Barly anyone talked during the whole thing. Even Yoshi was surprising daft of words.
We finally reached the outer wall just in time for the mind control to take affect.

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