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Discollama2 entered the tent and tried to back out again when he saw Cheezit92's mood.
Cheezit92:Come in
Discollama2 (C)stepped in and stood awkwardly by the tent entrance.
Discollama2:Every leader must suffer some defeats m'lord
Discollama2:We'll win Lumbridge on our next invasion
Cheezit92 :( C)It's not Lumbridge Im worried about
Cheezit92 :( C)It's Ratherdashng
Cheezit92:Something must be done about him
Discollama2:Indeed
Discollama2:We could assassinate him...
Cheezit92:Hm*m
Cheezit92:Wouldn't other people suspect me though?
Discollama2:Yea
Cheezit92:Well, I'll think on it
Discollama2:Anyway, I was coming to remind you of the speech
Cheezit92:Speech?
Discollama2:Yes, you're supposed to ad(c)dress the army with Ratherdashng
Discollama2:In the Lumbridge castle grounds.
Cheezit92:When was this decided?
Discollama2:By you, yesterday evening
Cheezit92:Really?
Discollama2:Yes
Cheezit92 :O , I'll be out shortly then
Discollama2:Alright
Ratherdashng was already up on the podium when Cheezit92 arrived, addressing the crowds of noobs. Interspersed throughout the masses, burning heads marked Ratherdashngs mountain monks who stood ominously tall and silent.
Cheezit92 had put on his finest silks, which he had bought minutes ago from the silk store in Varrock, in order to outdo Ratherdashng at this meeting clothes-wise. To his disappointment he saw that Ratherdashng was also looking flashy. Sinuous red dragons clawed their way up his gold pant legs, breathing lines of fire across his shirt that looked almost as realistic as those shooting from his head. Clad in his nice pink outfit, Cheezit92 nevertheless gained the podium to applause from his half of the noobs and stood beside Ratherdashng.
Ratherdashng:I see you've decided to show up
Cheezit92:You would, wouldn't you
Ratherdashng:?
Cheezit92 however was addressing the noobs now.
Cheezit92:Hello!
Crowd:Hilleellloooheyy!
...lets just say it was a mix of many greetings.

27-May-2006 19:46:04 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 19:46:24 by Azure Sunday

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Cheezit92:You all fought bravely in the war for Lumbridge
A cheer from the crowd.
Cheezit92:All except for one
Questioning glances came from the crowd as they looked at each other, wondering who was the one.
Cheezit92:He is not one amongst you
Cheezit92:But someone who stands here beside me
He saw Discollama2 gesturing 'no' from the crowd, but then he also saw Mr. Happy giving him the thumbs up and continued.
Ratherdashng:Now wait a minute
Cheezit92:Yes, it's Ratherdashng!
A gasp from the crowd.
Cheezit92:We were going to win!
Cheezit92:We had men inside!
Cheezit92:And the men he sent over the walls
Cheezit92 pointed accusingly at Ratherdashng who had decided to retreat to the back of the stage and hear Cheezit92 out for the time being.
Cheezit92 :( C)Turned on them!
Cheezit92:Slaughtered them!
Cheezit92:Why do you think none of the men I sent
Cheezit92:Into the castle ever came back out again?!
Cheezit92:I have two words to say about Ratherdashng
Cheezit92:He is a traitor to the noobs and we shouldn't
Cheezit92:Let him lead.
Finished, he waited for the crowds response but everything was suddenly dead silent. It seemed they were all too shocked to say anything. Ratherdashng took this moment to step back up to the front of the stage, smirking.
Ratherdashng:Interesting, interesti
ng
Ratherdashng:But nonetheless false
Ratherdashng:You had men inside you say?
Cheezit92:Yea, lots of them
Ratherdashng:How come I never heard of this?
Cheezit92:Because...
His brain whirred, searching for a witty response.
Cheezit92:Because you're stupid
He saw some of his noobs nodding appreciatively in the crowd, and smiled knowing Ratherdashng couldn't counter that one.
Ratherdashng:You wish to destroy the unity of the army?

27-May-2006 19:46:58

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Cheezit92:Half my army is worth twice of yours
Cheers from his half of the crowd.
Ratherdashng:Your army couldnt even beat a swarm of flies
Cheers from Ratherdashngs half of the crowd.
Cheezit92:You want to bet?
Cheers from his half.
Ratherdashng:Yes
Cheers from Ratherdashngs.
Cheezit92:Well see then next time theres a swarm of flies.
Ratherdashn* :O k
Cheezit92:Yes we will see
Ratherdashn* :O k
He addressed the crowd again.
Ratherdashng:See his stupidity?
Ratherdashng :D o we wish to fight beside this man?
Ratherdashngs Crowd:No!
Cheezit92 :D id you just call me stupid?
Ratherdashng:Yes
Cheezit92:Well not so stupid as think you I am.
Ratherdashng:?
Random Noob:Fight!
And it was that exclamation that started it. Suddenly the crowds were screaming for a fight. Screaming for one leader to prove himself against the other. Cheezit92 looked to Mr. Happy who shrugged and disappeared.
Ratherdashng raised his hands and the noobs quieted down.
Ratherdashng:I will fight if Cheezit92 stands up to the challenge...
Cheezit92:Lol, I would beat you like
Cheezit92:Like a grandma beats her potatoes.
Cheers from Cheezit92s side.
Ratherdashng:You dont beat potatoes
Cheezit92:Never said I did, I said my grandma did
Ratherdashng:
Ratherdashng:You accept then?
Cheezit92 :O f course
Ratherdashng:Tomorrow evening sound like a good time?
Did he actually want to fight Ratherdashng though? His fiery head was pretty scary.
Cheezit92:But I'll be heading up into the Wildy tomorrow
Cheezit92:Uhhhh(*******)to attack the mage fortress.
Ratherdashng:I will too then
Ratherdashng:It's about time we took the Wildy for our own.
Cheezit92:But what about Lumbridge?
Ratherdashng:If we take the mage fortress we'll basically have won the war
Cheezit92 :( C)It's on!
Anyway, he bet he looked pretty scary in his pink silk too. Especially with his bronze dagger attached to his side by a red sash.
Ratherdashng:Zezima Isle then?
Cheezit92:Zezima Isle

27-May-2006 19:47:45

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56 - Decaprio

What is better than all the Gods, worse than death.
Dead people eat it always; live people who eat it die slow?

For the next few hours Mr. Happy wandered around viewing the Xanadian scenery. Or, more accurately, what moved across the Xanadian scenery. Black birds, ravens he thought, flitted about the subterranean cavern, settling on trees to watch passersby. Their wings shone glossily in the eye's light and Mr. Happy couldn't help feeling that they were spying on him, spying on all of Xanadu. Nobody else seemed to notice them, however. Even when a Xanadian startled a raven that was pecking at something on the ground and caused it to flutter upwards in an explosion of feathers he didn't so much as flinch. (c)Mr. Happy guessed that they, like the exploding flowers, were only for his eyes to see.
Cheezit92's presence to the southeast was natural to Mr. Happy by now and he didn't succumb to its pull anymore. He knew that Cheezit92 was going to die by someone else's hands, or at least Base4 had hinted at that, and it was pointless to risk his life escaping Xanadu only to find Cheezit92 already pleasantly dead. At the present it was another figure that worried him. At times he saw it far across the fields, a person in black, glossy attire that reminded him of the ravens. Several times he had noticed it walking through the gardens and wondered at it. Was it sta(c)lking him?
He looked about now and picked it out. The person in black was heading towards a palatial white building whose front looked like a large mouth propped open by huge Corinthian columns. Beneath the ceiling that the columns supported, stairs rolled up its front and ended at a pair of colossal, imposing doors. At the moment they were standing open and people were entering and exiting the building freely. (c)Mr. Happy decided to investigate.

27-May-2006 19:50:44 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 20:21:21 by Azure Sunday

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Climbing the stairs was even more impressive than viewing the building from the front. The columns now loomed beside him, each one large enough that ten people would have trouble joining hands around it. Overhead, the marble ceiling hung threateningly. It was flat and inexpressive and that seemed to lend to the sense of massive weight suspended above him, supported by nothing more than a few stony cylinders. People jostled him as he scaled the steps and he caught murmurs of 'Fermats theorem', 'Decaprio' and 'Exponential integration' all about him.
Entering the doors, he found himself in a well-decorated rectangular room that was obviously a type of entrance hall. Three smaller archways were set into its walls, leading into different parts of the building. Through the door ahead of him, a glimpse of a colorful auditorium could be seen and it was this door through which most of the people were moving.
Not seeing the black man in the entrance room, (c)Mr. Happy was about to continue into the auditorium when he heard a familiar voice nearby.
Sinusoidal:There you are!
He turned to see his friend rushing towards him, dressed in a extravagant suit of deep blue slashed by silver lines.
Sinusoidal:Just in time, we have to hurry now.
(c)Mr. Happy:...?
Sinusoidal:Come, follow me.
Sinusoidal grasped Mr. Happy by the arm and led him through one of the doors that didn't lead into the auditorium but instead let into a rather bland hallway. Everything, including the marble floor was white.
Sinusoidal:We were worried you weren't going to come.
(c)Mr. Happy suddenly remembered that he had a meeting with Decaprio.
Sinusoidal:Here.
He steered Mr. Happy through a door on the left of the corridor into a small side room with a low-hanging ceiling and simple furnishings. Gizmo B Free was waiting for them in the room and stood up when they entered.
Gizmo B Free:You found him?
Sinusoidal:He showed up.

27-May-2006 19:52:01 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 19:52:40 by Azure Sunday

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Gizmo B Free:Kk, I need to pm Wolf.
Gizmo B Free:The clothes are over there.
(c)Mr. Happy glanced at the chair Gizmo B Free had gestured at to see the suit he had ordered lying upon it, freshly tailored.
Sinusoidal:Change over there.
He gestured at a door in one wall of the room.
Picking up the suit, (c)Mr. Happy entered an even smaller room, more of a closet actually, and reemerged a few minutes later dressed in the flashy red and green attire. The Xanadians looked him over.
Sinusoidal:Looks pretty good.
Gizmo B Free :P erhaps a haircut...
If only it had been just a haircut. By the time of the meeting Mr. Happy had been through multiple rooms and had not only received a haircut but a quick bath and a manicure. All in all, he entered the meeting room looking more like an arrogant lord than most of the other people present.
The room was on the top story of the building, the third, located above the auditorium and with a glass window that overlooked much of Eastern Xanadu. Apart from epic engravings on the rooms walls, the only thing that decorated it was a wooden table in its center with a map of Runescape cut into it in stark detail. Markers were set up about the map, reminding him of a similar table he had seen in Zezima's room in the Mage Arena. He wasn't surprised to see a large group of blue markers set up at Lumbridge.
Four people were already sitting on the ground around the table and Sinusoidal introduced him to each of them before taking a seat. Sethcat Mr. Happy already knew, sitting near the head of the table in his black suit. He told Mr. Happy that he had been able to talk his way into this meeting, and winked slyly at Mr. Happy before going back to an examination of the figures on the table.

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Next to him was a man called Gatsby whose golden armor, mixed with the light coming in through the room's window, made him seem a brilliant sun amongst the other more bleakly dressed men. Across from Gatsby was a man named Roadrage 14 clad in rugged browns and with a hazel beard that you could hide a cat in. And next to Gatsby was the man Mr. Happy had seen.
Sinusoidal introduced him as Xanthagum and the man smiled and gave Mr. Happy a nod of acknowledgement. He wore a full set of glossy black dragon and an amulet of glory draped carelessly about his neck below a sea of black hair that fell down to just below his shoulders.
Sinusoidal :D ecaprio isn't here yet?
Gatsby:Nope.
They took seats and a few minutes of uncomfortable silence along with the entrance of three more people, Piman3.1415, Gizmo B Free, and Wolf0122, passed before Decaprio's arrival.
When he did enter the leader was not dressed in the pompous suit Mr. Happy had been expecting, but instead a simple white shirt and pants with a ring of brown hair upon his head. His brown eyes did seem to hold a deep intelligence within them though, and his movements were measured and precise as he took his seat.
Decaprio:Excuse my tardiness.
His voice had a fluid sound, the mark of one who's life is made up of speeches.
Decaprio:Matters at the amphitheater...
He drifted into silence for a moment, then resumed
Decaprio:Alright, let's commence with the meeting.
Decaprio:Stand, please.
The rubbing of chairs as everyone shoved their seats back and stood, (c)Mr. Happy following suit.
Decaprio:Repeat after me.
Decaprio:We residents of Xanadu, and members of the Illuminati,
Everyone reiterated the words.
Decaprio:The sacred followers of the great Decaprio,
Decaprio:Escher, Bach and all other adherents to wisdom
Decaprio :D o pledge upon their brilliance that not a word
Decaprio :O f this conversation will be uttered outside of this room.
Decaprio:You may resume your seats.

27-May-2006 19:54:23 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 19:54:50 by Azure Sunday

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Mr. Happy started to say 'you may resume your seats' but stopped when he realized that no one else was repeating Decaprio anymore. He promptly dropped into a sitting position on the ground. The table was set to a height perfect for people to sit cross-legged on the ground around it. Sinusoidal whispered to him.
Sinusoidal:He was talking about Decaprio the great inventor of the past
Sinusoidal:Not himself, in the pledge.
(c)Mr. Happy :O
Decaprio:As you may have noticed, we have a few guests.
Decaprio:Roadrage14 from Karamja !
The rugged, brown-bearded man stood briefly.
Decaprio:Xanthagum from Lumbridge!
The glossy black man stood.
Decaprio:And Mr. Happy from our very own labyrinth!
All eyes turned on him as he too stood up and sat back down again.
Decaprio:I would like to know about you.
(c)Mr. Happy, but reports first.
Decaprio:Xanthagum!
The name came sharp and abrupt.
Decaprio:What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
For a moment Xanthagum was at a loss for words, then he said cautiously
Xanthagum:...A human?
Decaprio:Well answered.
Decaprio:A human crawls in babyhood, stands on two legs in adulthood,
Decaprio:And walks with the help of a cane in old age.
Decaprio: Just an ancient Illuminati riddle.
Decaprio looked smug and Mr. Happy suspected he had only asked that to make himself look intelligent.
Decaprio:So, what's you're report?
Xanthagum:The noobs are at Varrock.
Decaprio leaned over to move some of the miniature figures about the table-map.
Decaprio:And Lumbridge?
Xanthagum:Still ours, held by A(c)zraeleterni now.
Decaprio:Zezima?
Xanthagum:Still no sight nor sound of him.
Decaprio:Any other news?
Xanthagum:Nope, that's it.
Decaprio:Thank you.
Decaprio turned to Roadrage14.
Decaprio:Roadrage, feed me and I live, but give me drink and I die.
Decaprio:What am I?
There was no hesitation in Road Rage14'* response.
Road rage14:Fire

27-May-2006 19:55:42 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 19:56:19 by Azure Sunday

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Road rage14:And my news is that the elitists are chasing Texan85.
Decaprio:And who did you hear this from?
Road rage14:Zezima.
There was a moment of silence.
Decaprio:And all of the elitists are chasing him?
Road rage14:Zezima at least.
Gatsby:But Zezim* is dead, according to Xanthagum.
Gatsby :P erhaps Texan85 is not being hunted anymore.
Sethcat:No matter how many times we say that he shows up again.
Decaprio:I concur. Zezima never seems to die.
Gizmo B Free:Texan85 will escape them anyway.
Sinusoidal:Yeah, hes thrifty.
Piman3.1415:Besides, he has laws.
Decaprio:But don't forget someone stole the laws.
Decaprio:If it was Zezima or an elitist...
The consequences hung heavy in the air.
Decaprio:There is nothing we can do about it currently, anyway.
Decaprio:Let's hope Texan85 arrives back here safely
Decaprio:With the missing laws.
Sethcat :( C)That's a bit much to hope for.
Decaprio:We shall hope anyway.
Decaprio:Was that all, Roadrage?
Roadrage 14:Yes.
Decaprio:Alright, we'll be moving along then, I have another session
Decaprio:To conduct soon.
He turned to Mr. Happy who had been watching some ravens fly past the window. (c)mr. Happy didn't notice that the attention had turned on him until Decaprio said his name, and then he quickly spun to attention.
(c)Mr. Happy:Huh?
Decaprio:I've heard you are an odd man.
Decaprio:Yet intelligent, no doubt. You deserve an equally odd riddle
Decaprio :O ne from Tolkien perhaps?
A riddle token? Mr. Happy didnt know what they were talking about. Was Decaprio going to ask him a question like the others? He hoped not.
Decaprio:What do I have in my pocket?
For a moment Mr. Happy stared blankly. Was this a trick question?

27-May-2006 19:56:53 - Last edited on 27-May-2006 19:57:18 by Azure Sunday

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