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~*/Chapter 14 : The Shield of Arrav Quest\*~
(The Noobs, on one of their Noble Journeys, venture into the forgotten lands of the Varrock Castle Library)
Noob2: Hey Hey Hey! Long time no see!
Noob1: Yeah, last time we saw you was... was when you malfunctioned when Noob3 kicked you
Noob3: Good times...
Reldo: Well JaGeX fitted me with Anti-Kicking programming
Noob3: Oh yeah?
(Noob3 tries to kick Reldo, but surprisingly can**)
Noob2: Oh my god!
Reldo: So what can I help you with?
Noob1: Maybe a quest
Noob2: Yeah, since all our chapters are quests...
Noob1: Oh except for Tutorial Island
Noob3: And the Christmas event special
Noob1: Anyway do you have any quests?
Reldo: Well I can give you the Shield of Arrav Quest
Noob1: Oh yes that sounds fun
Noob2: A shield, that won’t hurt us. Unlike the last two quests we did.
Noob1: So what do we do?
Reldo: Ok, you have to find a book that will tell you about it
Noob3: Aww reading...
(Noob3 kicks a bookcase and a book titled: The Shield of Arrav)
Noob1: Hey that’s it
Noob3: No it isn’t
(Noob3 throws the book away and searches the bookcase)
Noob3: Ah, here it is. The journey to find the legendary party hat respawn
Noob2: No time for fairytales, we have to read this Arrav Book
(The Noobs read the book)
Noob2: So what now?
Reldo: Hey you should go see Baraek!
Noob3: Who?
Reldo: He should know something about the gangs!
Noob2: Gangs? What Gangs?
Noob1: Don’t worry I know

20-Jul-2007 22:43:44

widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO BARAEK**
Noob2: Hey can you help us?
Baraek: Who are you?
Noob1: Reldo told us to come to you for help
Noob2: Can you help us with the Shield of Arrav quest?
Baraek: Well, I think you guys should split up and join opposite teams to get the shield
Noob1: How should we divide?
Baraek: Hmm...
(Baraek thinks to himself)
Baraek: Ok, Noob1 and 2 join the Black Arms Gang and Noob3 Join the Phoenix Gang
Noob1: What? Noob3 can** possibly do it by himself!
Baraek: It’s quite simple actually 1+2=3, so a team of Noob1 and 2 is equally as good as just Noob3
Noob2: But he’s crazy
Baraek: What gave you that impression?
(Noob3 continues to say nothing)
Baraek: He’s a fine gentleman, you guys will do great!
Noob2: What ever you say
Noob3: ¡Si usted es un árbol, entonces el cortador de madera está desp*** de usted!
Baraek: Wow he speaks Spanish!
Noob1: He does?
Noob3: Ich zer****sche die, die appose der Käselord
Noob2: Let’s just go do the quest
Noob3: L'homme dans le chapeau n'est pas ma mère!
**NOOBS GO TO THE PHOENIX GANG HIDEOUT**
Noob1: Ok Noob3 you go in and ask to join
Noob3: Anchors away!
(Noob3 struggles inside with an Anchor trailing behind him)
Noob1: And we’ll go join the black arm gang
**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO THE BLACK ARM GANG HIDEOUT**
Noob1: Here we are!
Noob2: How do you know where these hideouts are?
Noob1: Well I, um... I don’t know?!
Katrine: What are you doing here?
Noob1: Can we join your gang?
Noob2: We’ll give you ice-cream!
Katrine: Wow! Strawberry?
Noob2: Uh, no sorry we only have vanilla...
Katrine: Oh. Then go away!
Noob1: Wait! Can we join some other way?
Katrine: Hmm, I know! If you get us some phoenix crossbows, I’ll let you join
Noob2: Where do we get them?
Katrine: Try the phoenix gang storage place
Noob1: Ok!

20-Jul-2007 22:44:28

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