**NOOBS GO TO BARAEK**
Noob2: Hey can you help us?
Baraek: Who are you?
Noob1: Reldo told us to come to you for help
Noob2: Can you help us with the Shield of Arrav quest?
Baraek: Well, I think you guys should split up and join opposite teams to get the shield
Noob1: How should we divide?
Baraek: Hmm...
(Baraek thinks to himself)
Baraek: Ok, Noob1 and 2 join the Black Arms Gang and Noob3 Join the Phoenix Gang
Noob1: What? Noob3 can** possibly do it by himself!
Baraek: It’s quite simple actually 1+2=3, so a team of Noob1 and 2 is equally as good as just Noob3
Noob2: But he’s crazy
Baraek: What gave you that impression?
(Noob3 continues to say nothing)
Baraek: He’s a fine gentleman, you guys will do great!
Noob2: What ever you say
Noob3: ¡Si usted es un árbol, entonces el cortador de madera está desp*** de usted!
Baraek: Wow he speaks Spanish!
Noob1: He does?
Noob3: Ich zer****sche die, die appose der Käselord
Noob2: Let’s just go do the quest
Noob3: L'homme dans le chapeau n'est pas ma mère!
**NOOBS GO TO THE PHOENIX GANG HIDEOUT**
Noob1: Ok Noob3 you go in and ask to join
Noob3: Anchors away!
(Noob3 struggles inside with an Anchor trailing behind him)
Noob1: And we’ll go join the black arm gang
**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO THE BLACK ARM GANG HIDEOUT**
Noob1: Here we are!
Noob2: How do you know where these hideouts are?
Noob1: Well I, um... I don’t know?!
Katrine: What are you doing here?
Noob1: Can we join your gang?
Noob2: We’ll give you ice-cream!
Katrine: Wow! Strawberry?
Noob2: Uh, no sorry we only have vanilla...
Katrine: Oh. Then go away!
Noob1: Wait! Can we join some other way?
Katrine: Hmm, I know! If you get us some phoenix crossbows, I’ll let you join
Noob2: Where do we get them?
Katrine: Try the phoenix gang storage place
Noob1: Ok!
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