RuneScape Forum Archive | The 3 Noobs to end all Noobs

widjo

Posts: 1,201 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

Noob2: How did we get here?
Noob1: The mugger killed us
Noob2: Oh yeah
Noob1: Come on lets try again!

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

Noob2: What the?
Noob1: We died again...
Noob2: Hmm...

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

Noob1: We’ll get it next time

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

Noob1: I don’t think this is working...

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

Noob2: Gah! I give up!
Some Guy: What’s wrong with you?
Noob1: We can** get to the phoenix storage place
Noob2: We need some phoenix crossbows
Some Guy: Hey I have some, you can have some
(Some Guy gives Noob1 2 phoenix crossbows)
Noob2: Wow thanks Mr. Nice Guy
Noob1: Hey where’d he go?
Noob2: He vanished!!

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO THE BLACK ARM GANG HIDEOUT**

Katrine: Hey! Did you get the crossbows?
Noob1: We sure did
Katrine: Awesome, hand ‘em over
(Noob1 gives Katrine the 2 phoenix crossbows)
Noob2: So are we in?
Katrine: Sure go inside!
Noob2: So where’s the Shield of Arrav?
Katrine: Upstairs. In the cupboard.
Noob1: Thanks
Katrine: Oh but don’t take it!
Noob2: Aww man...
(Noob1 & 2 go upstairs and search the cupboard)
Noob1: There it is! The Shield of Arrav. Well, half of it...
Noob2: Wait! She said we can*t take it!
Noob1: What are you? Stupid?
(Noob1 takes the half of the Shield of Arrav, which triggers off an alarm)
Alarm: WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THE SHIELD OF ARRAV HAS BEEN TAKEN!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
Noob1: Quick!! Run!!
(Noob1 and 2 jump out the window)
Noob2: Owch...
Noob1: Let’s go see if Noob3 has gotten his shield half

20-Jul-2007 22:44:54 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2007 22:49:19 by widjo

widjo

Posts: 1,201 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

**NOOB1 & 2 GO TO THE PHOENIX GANG HIDEOUT**
Noob1: Hey it’s Noob3!
Noob2: Hey did you get the shield half?
Noob3: Yoyoyo whasa delio yo?
Noob1: Huh?
Noob2: Did you take the Shield of Arrav from the Phoenix Gang?
Noob3: Yo I’d never dis da hood y’all. We all hommies ya heard?
Noob1: This is stupid...
(Noob1 knocks the door down and raids the phoenix gang)
Noob2: Oh no!
Noob3: Yoyoyo whasa delio?
(Noob1 runs out with the Phoenix Gangs shield half, and keeps on running toward the Varrock Museum)
(Noob2 and 3 follow soon behind him)
**NOOBS GO TO VARROCK MUSEUM**
Noob1: Hey Curator guy!
Curator: Yes?
Noob2: We got both halves of the Shield of Arrav!
Curator: You did! Amazing! Please pass it over!
(Noob1 gives the Curator both halves of the shield)
Curator: This is incredible! Who should I make the reward out to?
Noob2: Can you make it out to all three of us?
Curator: Three? That’s never happened before!
Noob1: It hasn’t
Curator: No, usually I give out two
Noob3: Well it’s three this time
Curator: Ok then
(The Curator gives each of the Noobs a certificate)
Curator: These certificates will give each of you an equal share of the 1200 gold coin reward
Noob1: Only 1200?
Curator: It was worth much much more back in the time it was stolen
Noob2: OMG 1200!!! WE’LL BE RICHES!!!
Curator: Take them to King Roald to get your reward
Noob1: Let’s go!

20-Jul-2007 22:45:12

widjo

Posts: 1,201 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

**NOOBS GO TO KING ROALD**
Roald: Hello
Noob3: We want our reward!!!
(Noob3 kicks King Roald)
Roald: Ow... Hey what was that for?
Noob1: We have these certificates
(The Noobs show King Roald the certificates)
Roald: Oh ok, heres your reward
(King Roald gives each of the Noobs 400gp)
Noob3: Yippee!
(Noob3 eats his 400gp)
Noob2: What the?
Roald: Well that’s something different...
Noob1: Let’s go before he eats the King
Roald: Ah! Help
(Noob3 tries to bite King Roald’s head, but is pulled away by Noob2)
Noob2: Cya
(The Noobs heroically set off into the distance, knowing the world is safe once again)
******************************
***QUEST COMPLETE***
******************************

20-Jul-2007 22:45:24

EliteTacos

Posts: 1,630 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

lol, dont u accept bios?

21-Jul-2007 16:54:23

widjo

Posts: 1,201 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

bump

21-Jul-2007 21:56:55

Runeomatic1

Posts: 2,196 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

well, not ur best chapter, probly cuz it was so close the the last one u wrote
still, it was good, tho i think u shoulda included their cat, wat was its name, Noobykins or somethin?

21-Jul-2007 22:52:20

widjo

Posts: 1,201 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I was going to make them do Icthlarin's Little Helper, but I couldn't think of a good way to do it, and also not that many people have done that quest, so they probably wouldn't understand it...

22-Jul-2007 02:43:36

Evil King J

Posts: 36,293 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Rofl, The start of the story is soo amazing.

"Noob3: Hello Mr Rat can I have your tail?
Mr Rat: I don’t have a tail
Noob3: I was talking to the rats, idiot
The Rats: No you weren’t
Noob3: Byro stop making names of everything I say!!!
ByroDaMan: Ok fine "

-------

Rofl, wow, I love your sense of humor, there are some bits that make me laugh so much.

23-Jul-2007 14:03:16 - Last edited on 23-Jul-2007 14:04:56 by Evil King J

Evil King J

Posts: 36,293 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Bump.

27-Jul-2007 15:37:58

Zarfay

Posts: 1,084 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

once again the noobs save the day =]

28-Jul-2007 00:05:51

Forums

The 3 Noobs to end all Noobs