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(Noob3 throws the Air rune at the map piece)
Noob3: Aww, that didn’t work...
Noob1: Aren’t you supposed to use your magic?
Noob3: What’s a magic?
Noob2: Maybe the Law rune does something
(Noob2 eats the Law rune)
Noob1: Now that was just stupid
Noob2: I don’t feal to good
(Noob2 Gets teleported to a random yet distant location)
Noob3: I wonder when we’ll see him again
Noob1: Soon Probably
Noob3: How do we get the map piece?
(The Cleaner comes and cleans out the room)
Noob1: Hey can we have the map piece
Cleaner: You can have it for 15k
Noob3: WHAAAAAT!!! That’s even more than Wormbrain asked!
Cleaner: Life’s rough
Noob1: Fine I’ll buy it
(Noob1 gives The Cleaner 15k for the Map piece)
Noob3: Where did you get 15k from?
Noob1: World 16 Air Rune Company
Noob3: You and your stupid money making schemes

**NOOB1 & 3 GO TO MELZAR* MAZE**

Noob1: Well here goes nothing
(Noob1 prepares to open the door to Melzar** Maze when Noob2 bursts out all battered and scratched)
Noob3: So that’s where you went
Noob2: Hey! I got the last map piece!
Noob1: How?
Noob2: It’s a long story
Noob3: Ok let’s just skip it this story has already gone for four pages
Noob1: The Last Chapter was six and a half pages
Noob2: Well let’s get going
Byrodaman: Look out!!
(Byrodaman pushes the Noobs out of the way, narrowly avoiding a large bolt of dark energy)
Noob1: What was that!
(The Noobs look up to see a man in a Black Cloak and Cape Standing on top of Melzar** Maze)
(The Man in the Black Cloak vanishes in a puff of smoke)
Noob2: Who’* that?
Byrodaman: It’s my Arch Nemesis...
(Byrodaman runs away in a hurry)
Noob1: I sure hope we don’t see him again, he’s strange
Noob3: Yeah, and I don’t like that black cloaked guy either...
(The Plot Thickens)

24-Mar-2007 01:18:08 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2007 01:39:20 by widjo

widjo

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**NOOBS GO PORT SARIM**
Klarense: Hey I’ll sell you this boat for 2k
Noob1: Why would we want to buy a boat?
Klarense: Incase you want to go to an island with no other way to get to it
Noob1: I’ll buy it!
(Noob1 Buys the Lady Lumbridge)
Klarense: Oh and the ship has a big hole in the bottom. Ok Bye
Noob3: What!! Oh great now we have to fix a hole in the ship
(The Noobs spend a lot of non-funny time fixing the Lady Lumbridge)
(Well Noob3 kicks a random person, but that’s about it)
**NOOBS GO TO DRAYNOR VILLAGE**
Noob1: Hey Ned can you take us to Crandor Isle
Ned: Sure lets go
Noob2: Wow that was easy
Ned: Well I get a lot of adventurers asking me to take them there, and then I have to get towed back by a passing friendly whale
Noob1: Wow that sounds hard
Noob3: When I’ll be sure to ask you how you got back every time I see you again
Ned: Sigh, ok...
**NOOBS GO TO CRANDOR ISLE**
(The Lady Lumbridge gets shipwrecked on Crandor Isle)
Noob1: Is everybody alright?
Noob2: Yep
Noob3: Yep
Ned: Yep
Noob1: Ok let’s go

24-Mar-2007 01:18:23

widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO EVLARG’S CAGE**
Noob3: Well here it is...
Noob1: The Moment of truth
Noob3: Let’s go kick it!
(The Noobs go into the Cage)
Evlarg: RRAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!11
Noobs: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(Noobs run behind the broken wall)
(Elvarg uses its Dragon Fire and the Noobs narrowly avoiding it)
Noob2: Ahh, we’re toast!
Noob1: Noob3 use your magic!
Noob3: No! I can only use it for comical effect! It** the wizard’s code!
Noob2: Then what will we do
(Evlarg sends out another blast of Dragon Fire)
Noob2: I can feel the heat!
Noob1: Ok what equipment do we have?
Noob2: Well we all have Dragonfire Shields, and I have this Iron Sword and Helmet
Noob3: I have a rubber chicken! Rubber Chicken Rocks!
Noob1: And what else, I have a meat pie...
Noob2: Wait! I have a great idea!
Noob3: What?
Noob2: Oh... No I forget
Noob1: Wait! I have an idea! Noob3 give me your rubber chicken!
Noob3: Uh ok
Noob1: Noob2 give me your sword and helmet

24-Mar-2007 01:18:47

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(Noob1 smoothers the rubber chicken in the meat pie)
(He then puts the helmet on the rubber chicken)
(Noob1 throws the rubber chicken and the sword and shield across to the other side of the room)
(Evlarg Runs toward the meat soaked rubber chicken and tears it to pieces)
Noob1: On my mark. Ready... Set... GO!!!
(Noob2 and 3 Run toward Evlarg with their shields in front of them)
(Evlarg turns around, ready to bite Noob2 and 3)
(Evlarg’s Bite is stopped, and the two shields get stuck in his mouth)
Evlarg: Rrrrrrrrrr.....
Noob2: He can’t use his dragon fire on us anymore!
(Evlarg swipes his claws and deals 9 damage on Noob2 and 3)
(Noob2 and 3 run for cover)
Noob3: Gah, what now?
(Noob1 gets out a bow and arrow and gets ready to fire)
Noob1: Just waiting for the right time...
(Evlarg crushes the shields in his mouth and stands on his back legs in a ferocious roar)
Noob1: Now!
(Noob1 shoots the arrow. It pieces Evlarg in a gap on his stomach)
(Evlarg falls over in pain)
Noob2: Wow how did you know that would work?
Noob1: Anyone who’s read ‘The Hobbit’ would know that
Noob3: Pff... Reading is for Geeks
Noob2: So uh, how do we get off this island?
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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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24-Mar-2007 01:19:00

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