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~*/Chapter 12 : Dragon Slayer Quest\*~

Noob2: Hmm, so what should we do now?
Noob3: Oh lets kill something!
Noob1: Why does this game always revolve around killing something? I mean what can be so fun about killing things all the time?
Noob2: Oh ya gotta love killing things
Noob3: Who doesn’t like killing things?
Some Guy: Hey are you guys talking about killing things?
Noob2: Yep
Some Guy: Awesome, killing things is the best
(Some Guy walks off)
Noob1: Oh fine we’ll go kill things then...
Noob3: What should we kill first?
Noob2: Hey lets go kill a dragon!
Noob3: Yeh that sounds fun!
Noob1: Um... We don’t know the first thing about dragon killing...
Noob2: Hey there’s a quest called dragon slayer!
Noob3: That will help us learn how to kill a dragon! Let’s Go!

**NOOBS GO TO THE CHAMPION’S GUILD**

(After three attempts at getting someone to take them to the Champion’s guild, with the first two getting taken into the wilderness and killed, the Noobs finally make it to the Champion’s Guild)
Guild Master: Hey you can’t come in here
Noob2: What? Why not?
Guild Master: To enter the Champion’s Guild you need 32 Quest Points, you guys only have 21 Quest points each
Noob1: How do you know that?
Guild Master: Uh, I have powerful magic given by JaGeX
Noob3: Wow!
Guild Master: Go get 32 Quest Points and I’ll let you in
Noob2: Aww, we need to get more Quest Points
Byrodaman: Hey Noobs, what’s up?
Noob1: Hey you gotta help us! We need 11 more Quest Points to get in here
Noob2: Can you change it so we have 32 Quest Points?
Byrodaman: No, that wouldn’t be funny enough...
Noob1: Can you help us do more quests
Byrodaman: Can’t be bothered
Noob3: Well you have a Quest Point Cape; can’t we have some of your Quest Points?
Byrodaman: Uh, you can’t just give away Quest Points...
Noob1: Then how come all those other people we’ve helped gave us Quest Points?
Byrodaman: Hmm, good point. But the answers still no

24-Mar-2007 01:15:28 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2007 01:24:00 by widjo

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Noob2: Aww come on you’ve gotta do something...
Byrodaman: Wait I have an Idea
(Byrodaman uses his powerful -Byrod*magicks- to merge the 3 Noobs Together)
Mega Noob: I am Mega Noob, destroyer of minds!
Byrodaman: Now all your stats are combined, as well as you Quest Points
Mega Noob: Thank you Byrodaman, your gratefulness shall be ignored
Byrodaman: Uh, ok...
(Mega Noob proudly enters the Champion’s Guild)
Mega Noob: I am ready to start the quest
Guild Master: What quest? I haven’t given you a quest
Mega Noob: Then give me a quest oh sensible one
Guild Master: Ok, I need you to meet Oziach in Edgeville and ask him about Rune Plate Mail
Mega Noob: My task shall be done with incredible Noobiness
(Mega Noob leaves the Champion’s Guild and Byrodaman turns him back to the 3 Noobs)
Noob2: That was fun! Do it again!
Byrodaman: Uh, maybe some other time... Anyway you have a quest to complete

24-Mar-2007 01:16:34 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2007 01:24:19 by widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO EDGEVILLE**

(Can’t be bothered explaining, they just go there ok?)
Oziach: Hello, are you here about the rune plate mail?
Noob1: Yep that’s it
Noob2: What? No-one said anything about delivering mail...
Oziach: Anyway to prove yourself you have to kill Evlarg
Noob2: What’* that?
Noob1: Is that a dragon?
Oziach: Uh, yeah
Noob3: Yay! Let’s show that dragon who’s boss
Oziach: Oh, But first you have to collect three pieces of a map
Noob2: Aww...
Oziach: And a special shield that protects you from dragon fire
Noob1: And what peril less journey will we have to take to get the shield
Oziach: Actually you just have to talk to the duke of Lumbridge and he’ll give you one
Noob3: And what about the map?
Oziach: To save time I’ll tell you quickly so Byrodaman will have much less to write
(Oziach tells them how to get the three map pieces)
Noob2: Ok guys let’s go go!

**NOOBS GO TO LUMBRIDGE**

(Noobs go to the duke)
Noob1: Hey can I have a Dragonfire Shield?
Duke: Sure
Noob2: Me too!
Duke: Ok
Noob3: Uh, Mister King Sir... Can I have a shield to please...?
Duke: Aren’t you that guy who ruined my celebration a while back?
Noob3: Uh no, you must have me confused with another Noob3...
Duke: It was you! Guards get him!
(The Guards throw Noob3 out the window)
(Noob1 and 2 come out to Noob3)
Noob3: Pff... Some King he is he is...
Noob1: Actually he’s a Duke, not a King
Noob3: Oh same thing...
Noob1: Don’t worry, I dropped my shield and asked for another one, then I picked it up and now I have two
Noob3: Wow, what a great way to get multiple items that you should only have one of!
Noob1: Works every time
Noob2: Ok now if we’ll stop talking about dropping stuff, let’s get these Map pieces

24-Mar-2007 01:16:56 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2007 01:25:28 by widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO ICE MOUNTAIN**

Noob1: According to Oziach someone up here will help us
Noob2: What kind of person would live up here?
Oracle: Hi
Noob3: Oh my God what a weirdo...
Oracle: Thanks
Noob3: Uh, you’re welcome?
Noob1: We need a map piece
Oracle: Then collect 4 Specific yet Random items and take them to some room downstairs
Noob2: What ones do we need?
Oracle: What do I look like, an Oracle?
Noob3: Uh, I guess not...
Oracle: Then get going
(The Noobs go down into the room of which Oracle spoke)
Noob2: So what are these 4 items we need?
Noob3: Well how in the world are we supposed to know?
Noob1: Maybe Byrodaman forgot the storyline and just left us like this
Noob2: Maybe something completely unlikely will happen...
(Some Random Guy Dies and drops a Wizard's Mind Bomb, piece of Silk, Lobster Pot and an Unfired Bowl)
Noob1: Hey maybe they’re the right items
(The Noobs take the items)
(The Noobs walk through the door and the items magically vanish)
Noob1: It would be a pity if we walked out without taking the map piece
Noob3: Too late
(Noob1 looks back to see Noob 2 and 3 had walked back out the door)
Noob1: You Noobs...
(Noob1 grabs the Map piece and heads out)
Noob1: Now let’s get the next map piece

24-Mar-2007 01:17:10 - Last edited on 17-Jul-2007 09:54:24 by widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO PORT SARIM GAOL**

Noob2: What’s a Gaol?
Noob1: It’s another way to say Jail
Noob3: Why doesn’t it just say Jail then?
Byrodaman: Because I like to play with peoples minds!!! Bwahaha!!!
Noob2: Hey Wormbrain do you have the next map piece?
Wormbrain: Why does everyone always call me that?
Noob3: Cuz that’s your name...
Wormbrain: I suppose your right
Noob2: Give us the map piece or I’ll attack you through metal bars!
Wormbrain: I’m not just going to hand it over
Noob2: Oh well we tried...
Wormbrain: Wait, I can sell it to you for 10’000 gold coins
Noob3: WHAAAAAT!!! ARE YOU CRAAAAAZY!!!
Noob1: Man it’ll take ages to make all that money
Byrodaman: Well you could try the world 16 or world 66 runecrafting cervices
Noob2: Nah
Byrodaman: Or pick 100 flax, easy as pie
Noob2: NO!!
Wormbrain: Well you go of and make 10k while I relax in my Jacuzzi Sauna with my wide screen TV
Noob1: I doubt the Gaol would give you that
Wormbrain: There sure are a lot of adventurers that come in here willing to trade 10k for a map piece
Noob3: Grr... I’m getting mad...
Wormbrain: What are you gonna do? Attack through metal bars?
(Noob3 Unleashes a Barrage of Fire Blasts at Wormbrain)
(Wormbrain quickly dies, leaving behind a map piece)
Noob3: Can’t reach...
Noob1: Well what now
Noob2: Maybe if we get sent into the cell...
Noob1: There’s no way I’m doing that!
Noob3: If only there was a magic spell that would allow me to telekinetically grab the map piece
Byrodaman: Uh there is...
(Byrodaman gives Noob3 one Law rune and one Air rune)
Noob3: Yay, now to get that map piece

24-Mar-2007 01:17:37 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2007 01:21:38 by widjo

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