RuneScape Forum Archive | The 3 Noobs to end all Noobs

widjo

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**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

**am Feretse: Hello, it’s time for your combat trial
Noob2: Eep...
Feretse: Heres your opponent
Sir Leye: Hahaha!! I have been blessed by Saradomin! No man can defeat me!
Noob3: Oh yeah?
(Noob3 kicks Sir Leye)
(Noob3 quickly dies, finds his way back and re-joins the group)
Noob1: Oh no! How in the world are we expected to defeat him?
Noob3: Hey can we be blessed by Saradomin and be undefeatable?
Feretse: No
Noob3: Aww...
(Noob2 gets the genie random event)
Genie: Your wish is my command
Noob2: Wow! Hey kill this Leye guy for us please
Genie: But I can only give you EXP relevant to your...
Noob2: KILL HIM!!! NOW!!!
Genie: Ahh! Okay!
(The Genie kills Sir Leye)
Noob1: Yay come on guys let’s go
Feretse: But! Hey! You cheated!!

**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

Sir Spishyus: Here’s your next challenge, try and get the chicken, the wolf, and the grain over to the other side of the bridge, but you can only take one over at a time and if you leave them there by themselves they will...
Noob2: Yes yes I’m sure everyone’s herd this one before
Noob1: Okay let’s think about this...
Noob3: Hey what if we each carry one over? Then they can’t eat themselves
Noob1: Well, I guess that could work
(The Noobs take one item each and cross the bridge one after another)
(The Noobs then drop the 3 items/creatures)
Spishyus: Uh that’s not really what you’re supposed to do
Noob2: Well we did it, let’s just continue

16-Jan-2007 07:25:00

widjo

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**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

Lady Table: Hello
Noob2: Hahaha what a funny name!
Lady Table there are 11 statues here, you have to memorise them all
Noob1: Hmm...
Noob3: Done
Lady Table: Ok then
Noob1: What? No we’re not!
Lady Table: Now the statues will magically re-arrange themselves
(The statues will magically re-arrange themselves)
Lady Table: Now there are 12 statues here, the 11 from before plus one more. Tell me which statue wasn’t there before
Noob1: Uh...
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: No
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: No
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: No...
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: No...
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: NOOO!!!!!!!
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: NOO NOO NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Noob3: This one?
Lady Table: NOO NOO NOO NOO NOO NOO NOO NOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait I mean yes that’s the right one...
Noob2: Yay lets go!

**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

Sir Tinley: Hello... Noble... Adventurers...
Noob2: Uh... Hi...
Noob3: What’s... up...
Sir Tinley: For... This... Next... Test... You... Must... Have... Patience...
Noob1: Ok guys don’t do anything
Noob2: Uh... Ok...
(15 Seconds later)
Noob3: What now
Noob1: That was only 15 seconds
Noob3: Aww...
(2 Minutes Later)
Noob3: ...
(5 Minutes Later)
Noob3: Grrr...
(20 Minutes Later)
Noob2: Gah... This is boring
Noob1: Patience...
(5 Hours Later)
Noob3: Grrr... One more second of this and I’ll explode...
(1 Second Later)
Noob3: GRRAAAAGG**H!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!! HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO WAIT 5 HOURS 27 MINUTES AND 16 SECONDS!?!?!
Sir Tinley: Patience
Noob3: Oh go patience yourself!!
(Noob3 runs out in a blind rage)
(5 Seconds later)
Sir Tinley: Congratulations Noob1 and Noob2... You’ve passed the test
Noob2: Yay!
Noob1: Let’s go catch up with Noob3

16-Jan-2007 07:25:25

widjo

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**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

Sir Ren Itchood: Hello
Noob3: Gah!! Help!!
Itchood: Ok... I’m going to tell you a riddle and you have to tell me the code word needed to continue
Noob2: Uh... Ok
Itchood:
Look closely at the words I speak;
And study closely every part.
See for yourself the word you seek
Trapped for you if you’re smart.
Noob1: Hmm...
Noob3: Oh I know it’s...
Noob1: No you don’t, shut up!
Noob3: Aww...
Noob2: Oh is it Trapped?
Itchood: No... The word was LAST. I’ll give you another...
Noob1: Ok
Itchood:
Knowledge isn’t,
In your veins.
Closely listen;
Know what I say.
Noob1: Uh... Is it...
(Noob3 kicks Sir Ren Itchood)
Itchood: Uh sort of... But I can’t really give you that one
(Noob3 kicks Sir Ren Itchood)
Itchood: Ouch! Ok I’ll give you another one...
Noob3: Yay
Itchood:
Now listen closely,
Out come the words.
Out forward you march!
But what is the codeword?
Noob2: Oh No I’ll never figure this one out
Noob3: Oh I know its Super Pie Man!!
Itchood: Noob...
Noob1: Oh don’t worry we’ll get the next one
Itchood:
Oh
My
God
You
Our
Unified guests
‘Re
Enough
Stupidly
Ungratifying
Childish
Homeless
No-bodies
Out
Our door
Bye-bye
Stupid heads!
!!!!!!!!!!
Noob2: Oh No!!
Noob3: We’ll never get that one!
Itchood: OMG YOU’RE SUCH NOOBS!!!
Noob1: Maybe we should just leave...

16-Jan-2007 07:26:04

widjo

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**NOOBS CONTINUE THROUGH THE TRIALS**

Noob2: What’s with this room?
Noob1: It’s filled with all kinds of items
Noob3: Hey look a big stone door at the back!
Noob1: Maybe we have to use these items to open the door
Noob2: Well let’s get the items them
(Noobs spend a few minutes gathering items from around the room)
Noob1: Ok what have we got?
Noob3: Oh! I know what to do!
(Noob3 mixes a few items together in an empty vial)
(The vial starts bubbling and making noises)
Noob2: Look out!! It** gonna blow!!
Noob3: Ahh!
(Noob3 throws the vial at the stone door)
(The vial explodes, completely obliterating the stone door and the wooden one behind it)
Noob1: Ok I think know what to do... we have to...
(Noob1 notices the stone door is no longer in its place)
Noob1: What? How?
(The room starts to rumble and fall apart)
Noob2: Run!! RUN!!!

**NOOBS FINISH THE TRIALS**

Noob3: Yay we’re out of that place
Noob1: That wasn’t so hard
Noob2: No more Lumbridge for us!
Tiffy: So you’ve finished the trials?
Noob2: Yep, so how did we do?
Tiffy: Let me see
(Tiffy Cashien looks over some notes given to him upon the Noobs arrival)
(Tiffy Cashien reads over the notes, emitting a shocked expression)
Noob2: Well?
Tiffy: I can’t believe this!!
Noob3: We did well?
Tiffy: No! You failed!! HORRIBLY!!!
Noob1: Can we try again?
Tiffy: NO YOU CAN NOT TRY AGAIN!!! YOU BLEW UP THE WHOLE COURSE WITH THAT EXPLOSIVE VIAL!!!
Noob3: So we may have made one little mistake...
Noob1: What about that re-spawning in Lumbridge thing?
Tiffy: You want the Gaze of Saradomin? THERE IS NO WAY IN A MILLION YEARS WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU THAT!!!
Noob2: I think we should go now...
Noob3: May Saradomin have mercy on your soul...

16-Jan-2007 07:27:06

widjo

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Meanwhile... Up in heaven (or wherever the RuneScape gods are)

Saradomin: Well I think that was a bit harsh, I mean they’re just Noobs
Assistant: So what? Are you gonna give them the Gaze of Saradomin?
Saradomin: What? Nah... Besides, it’s time for my golf game with Zamorak
Zamorak: Bwahaha!!! I will destroy you!!! With my powerful handicap!!!

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***QUEST COMPLETE***
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16-Jan-2007 07:27:32

widjo

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Well I hope you enjoy that next chapter

Also Tomorrow I'm leaving to go on camp and wont be back till some time nect sunday

PLZ can readers bump this thread while I'm gone, as I won't be online and I'd hate my story to be eaten by the 51st page monster (again)

Thanks in advance -Byrodaman

16-Jan-2007 07:32:53

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16-Jan-2007 07:52:10