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~*/Chapter 11 : The Recruitment Drive Quest\*~
Noob2: Ok, now that we’ve done a new skill, let’s do something else
Noob1: Something challenging...
Some Guy: Why don’t you try beating the Kalphite Queen? Lol!
Noob3: Great Idea! We’re sure to beat her!
(Noobs go the Kalphite Lair. 3 Seconds upon entering, they re-spawn in Lumbridge)
Noob1: Man I hate Re-spawning in Lumbridge
Noob2: Is there anyway to stop it?
Some Guy: Well there is a way! Kinda... But you have to start a quest!
Noob3: Awesome!! Where do we start it?
Some Guy: Falador. I’ll teleport you there
(Some Guy Teleports the Noobs to deep in the Wilderness and kills them all)
Noob1: Aww not Lumbridge again...
Noob3: I AM NOT A BRIDGE!!!!
(Noob3 kicks Noob2)
Noob2: Hey what did I do?
Noob1: Ok let’s just walk to Falador then
Noob3: Hey the only member’s area*s we’ve been to is one section of the desert and Traverly... When are we going into another member’s area?
Noob2: After this quest! I hate Lumbri... Uh, Lum-not-a-bridge...
Noob3: Huh?
**NOOBS GO SIR AMIK VARSE**
Varse: Oh God not you guys again!!!
Noob2: Hey I know you!
Noob3: IT’S THE EVIL GUY!!!
(Noob3 kicks Sir Amik Varse)
Varse: HELP!!! AGH!!! Oh never mind you haven’t taken any of those potions...
Noob2: How are you still alive?
Noob1: Yeah I would have thought that kick would have killed you
Varse: Well you see, um, lets just forget about that... I know! How would you like to join the white knights secret organisation?
Noob3: Wow!!! Us!!!
Noob2: Oh My God!!! Awesome!!!
Noob1: But we would barely have the combat skills for such a task...
Noob2: Be Quiet Noob1! We’re the best there ever was
Varse: Ok talk to Tiffy Cashien in the Falador Park
Noob1: Ok Noobs lets go!

16-Jan-2007 07:24:07 - Last edited on 08-Sep-2007 09:24:04 by widjo

widjo

widjo

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**NOOBS GO TO TIFFY CASHIEN**

Tiffy Cashien: So you want to join the white knights secret organisation?
Noob3: Yes... FOREVER!!!
Tiffy: Uh... Well I’ll take you to the SECRET TRAINING GROUND!!!
Noob1: Sounds complicated
Noob2: Are we white knights yet?
Tiffy: First make sure you don’t have any items on you?
Noob2: Wait, Gimme a second...
(Noob2 finds a piece of ball of string in his pocket)
Noob2: Better go to the bank
(Noob2 quickly goes to the bank and returns empty handed)
Tiffy: Ok now I’ll teleport you to the trial place... thingy...
(Tiffy Cashien teleports the Noobs away)

**NOOBS APPEAR AT THE TRIALS**

Ms. Hynn Terprett: Hello, are you taking the trials?
Noob2: Nope
Terprett: Uh, I think you are...
Noob3: Now why would you think that?
Terprett: Well why would you be here then?
Noob1: We were curious...
Terprett: Nice try, but you’re not fooling me
Noob1: Well why not?
Terprett: Because if you’re in this organisation you have to have a smart mind
Noob2: Aww no fair...
Terprett: To continue you must answer this riddle
Noob1: Ok, go ahead
Terprett: Moððe word fræt. Me þæt þuhte
Wrætlicu wyrd, þa ic þæt wundor gefrægn,
Þæt se wyrm forswealg wera gied sumes,
Þ(c)eof in þ(c)ystro, þrymfæstne cwide
Ond þæs strangan staþol. Stælgiest ne wæs
Wihte þy gleawra, þe he þam wordum swealg.
Noob2: Huh?
Noob1: What?
Noob3: Spaghetti!
Terprett: Ok maybe that was a bit to hard... Ok I’ll give you a different one
Noob2: Yay!
Terprett: My first, tho’ water, cures no thirst,
My next alone has soul,
And when he lives upon my first,
He then is called my whole.
Noob1: Uh, hmm... Oh I know it’s...
Noob3: Upside-down cake!!
Terprett: Wrong... You only get one more shot...
Noob1: Noob3 don’t ruin this one...
Terprett: When is a door not a door?
Noob1: What!
Noob3: When it’s a jar!!
Terprett: Wow... No-ones ever gotten that one before
Noob3: Yay I won! Go me! Yay!
Noob2: But how, when, what?
Noob1: Oh well... Come on lets g

16-Jan-2007 07:24:33 - Last edited on 21-Jan-2007 05:36:20 by widjo

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