*Inflatable Insane Soule deflates after being shot*
AW COME ON! I JUST BOUGHT THAT!!!!!
You cannot kill the reaper, however you can or cannot fear him. However, I have found the reaper has a tendency to enjoy oysters. Ecpecially blue ones.
Reaper: Insane Soule, your time is near.
Soule: AWW CRAP! WHHHYYY?!!?! Better more, HOW?!!?!
Reaper: You die while you are....wait a minute...
*Reaper pulls out onyx clipboard*
Reaper: It says here that you die while sitting on a beniebag in underwear, eating cheetos, while watching tv...wow...
Soule: :o
Reaper: Ok, now go ahead and die soon, I have a blind date with a, so says the E-harmony Bio, very lovely woman whom loves the world, and has always wanted to hold my hand.
Soule: But doesn't anything that you touch instantly die?
Reaper:...
Soule: Well, i'd love to die and all now, but AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Runs out of random window, flying out into a wierd world made of...metal!*
Random thousands of robots: WELCOME TO MECHSCAPE!!!!!
Soule: OMG!!! AHHHHH!!!!
*Teles back to varrock, where, in the background, death is buisy eating a giant plate of blue oysters across from the slouched down carcass of a woman.*
Soule: OH MY GOD!
Reaper: oh, hi agian. Sorry about the you-going-to-die thing, It turns out I had your death mixed up with Al Gore's....I was starting to wonder how Al Gore could die from Spontainious Combusion...
Soule: What about your date?!?!!
Reaper: It turns out that "Lovely Woman who loves the world" Was a guy.
Soule: How could you tell?
Reaper: He said his name was Genius Dog, but people on the "street" called Him Tranfork. I then proceded to punch him weakly, not enough to break anything but still sucked his life dry.
Soule: So...I don't suppose I could have a few of those Oysters?
Reaper: Sure, join the cult. >.>
~Insane Soule
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
10-Oct-2009 05:30:16