Vezyfher: But my darling, your eye's are like the dazzling stars, gleaming in the night sky! And your lips are roses shimmering in the moonlight.
*Vezyfher holds out a bouquet of roses to Biomaster*
Vezyfher: Hmhmhm, with this I'm sure to get a big part! Maybe I could replace the new smiling Ba'al... even if he does use Orbit gum to keep up that sparkling grin. Oh dear, I just said that aloud didn't I? Oh well, I'm still incredibly handsome. Ciao!
(Gives Biomaster the roses and flies away on a cloud of butterflies)
* * *
(Image of Kvetch chomping on a Greater Demon and tearing it to pieces. He spits out a demon arm and a mysterious blond woman appears.)
Kvetch: (Munch)
Woman: Dirty mouth? Clean it up with New Orbit PKer.
(Kvetch eats the gum and smiles; his sharp teeth are bright white)
Woman: For a good clean feeling. No matter what.
Kvetch: (Munch)
Director: We need a new spokeswoman. Again.
(Kvetch's gets really close to the camera and opens his mouth)
Cameraman: Hey, what're you...
Kvetch: (Munch)
And then there was only static.
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Ark Von Doom