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A happy ending for a violent chapter!


So much death...so many bodies...Too much insanity! :o


Well overall just about as good as blood gets!


_-_-_In Other News!_-_-_

W00t, today's my birthday!


And for all of you moderators about to block that - They don't know my name....so....HA!


Also, Nyx isn't dead - she is in my attic in the fetal position. I tried to show her my jar of dirt but she screamed and hid in a corner at the sight of it....Why?

~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

18-Aug-2009 00:56:19

Ahh..but the violence is far from over! Our friendly group still has to escape the city.

It's your birthday!?! Today!?! Well happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!! ^^

Your present was a spoiler of the next chapter!

*looks to left side and sees Cassius* Cassius!?

Cassius: Hello.

Whatcha doing?

Cassius: Here to wish Wigwam a Happy Birthday.

Really? After all the times he called you Princess Cassy?

Cassius: Yeah. Aren't I nice?

*thinks of times when Cassius wasn't nice* Yeeeaah, sure..you're nice, I guess. >_>

Well, from every character in all the stories I've created (that includes the ones you don't know) and myself:

Happy Birthday Wigwam!!

Oh, and I also get to name a character from the next story I have in mind.

Modello "Del" Mercer.

Strange name, right? Del Mercer sounded good to me. I just made it Modello because I like the sound of the name. As for Nyx, well, she must be one of those people who have a phobia of dirt! Though, I wasn't aware of this. o.o Maybe it's because of that dirt pillar that she got hit by.

(Watch out Wigwam, Ark might try to plan a super-uber beam that might destroy your birthday cake!)

~Biomaster7

The end

is only

the beginning...

18-Aug-2009 01:54:53 - Last edited on 18-Aug-2009 01:55:54 by Serene End

Oh...My....GOD! Cassy, sign this Dragon 2h sword!


Thanks Biomaster - You the best! :o


*breaks down crying*


Sometimes...it's just SO HARD to live life....


Random guy: It's not Oprah, so SHUT UP!


OMG it's the random guy from most of my stupid short chronicles! Did you come to tell me happy birthday too!?


Random dude: No, I came to tell you you're a loser.

*random guy runs off*

Well now I feel even worse... I know what would cheer me up!

*Surrounds Nyx with a small mound of dirt - Nyx freaks outs and passes out*


HA!


Whelp, my Birthday pwned!


I sure don't feel 2,753,946,285,474,103,956 years old...


~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

18-Aug-2009 11:21:09

Cassius: *shuffles his eyes left and right* Umm..anybody got a Sharpie?

*random people do the 'No' emote*

Cassius: A marker, maybe?

*random people do the 'No' emote*

Cassius: A pen?

*random people do the 'No' emote*

Cassius: How about a vial of ink with a feather?

Random person: *steals feather from Deus' Cavalier* We've got a feather!!

Cassius: That's not good enough.

*random people do the 'Cry' emote*

Cassius: *looks at Dante* Dante, use your magically keyboard and edit a marker in the story.

Dante: Fine..*with magic editing, Dante creates a Sharpie* Happy?

Cassius: *snatches Sharpie out of Dante's hand* Yes. *signs Wigwam's Dragon Two-handed Sword* There you go.

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Oh, noes! Nyx! *runs over* You can't have a story without a crazy psycho! *starts panicking*

*stops panicking* You know..her freaking out and all..isn't so bad. Janak and Sarah would probably be happier.

*kicks random guy* Stop being mean to him. -.- Don't make me go all 'RAAAAWRRZZZ' on you. I'll use my incredible Sham-Wow on you!

~Biomaster7

The end

is only

the beginning...

18-Aug-2009 13:09:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!




...ehehehe...


..AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!!!! HHAAAAAAAAA!!!



.hehehe....ehheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!



God that sham-wow guy is funny! he doesnt even try - you just think of him, then think something funny he could do, and the rest is a laughing matter.


Sham-wows FTW! In fact, Biomaster, Make this thread an official supporter of Sham-wows! DO IT OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!


I've lost my damn mind......wait, i can still make a recovery!

*Walks up to Nyx*

Wigwam: wanna date?

Nyx: wsrgjuvidfiobn iaduergrfaopfvnvgfzijsugugpfnvfdk!

Wigwam: I'll take that as a yes.

YES! REBOOUUUNNNDDD!!!!


*Reads Jagex rules*

uh-oh, asking for gf/bfs on rs is agianst the rules....


Biomaster. Jagex. Wigwam. You saw nothing.


Erm Cassius, I sold my dragon 2h a looooooonnngggg time ago, i think you just signed some one elses...


*Zezima walks up angry*

Zezima: Yo noob, are you Cassius?

Cassius: Yes....why?

Zezima: Your name is on my dragon 2h and it won't come off - so i'm going to have to pwn/destroy you now.


RTS HIDDEN CHAPTER!!!

Chapter X: Zezima vs. Cassius

Zezima Charges at cassius agrily, expecting a short battle from what looks like a simple noob. However, Cassius wasn't a noob and had level X summoning. Once Zezima reaches Cassius, Cassius summons Chuck Norris, whom roundhouse kicks Zezima, causing 99999999999999m damage. Right then Cassius notices it's the old wildy they fought in, and picks up zezima's inventory - 999m cristmas crackers, 999m of all partyhats, full 3rd age melee, and Zezima's Pass/Recoveries/bank PIN. Cassius turns to Chucks norris and asks his remaining summoning time - Chuck replies "unlimited".

END OF CHAPTER!


Short chapter! who knew a level X summoner could sumon Chuck norris?!

Now to get 99 fm!


*Goes insane trying for 99 fm*


Pyro...Pyro....PPPPPPPPYYYYRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :o


~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

18-Aug-2009 14:59:04 - Last edited on 18-Aug-2009 15:00:22 by Seph

18-Aug-2009 17:11:21

18-Aug-2009 18:21:52

Bump.

Anyone still alive on this thread?


Did they die out?!? :o


~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

20-Aug-2009 04:39:57

20-Aug-2009 22:53:32