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Dantalian

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“Bandos is back?” asked Saradomin, walking into the hall of the gods, “And it was so pleasant with him gone.”

“Shut face, god of shining light!” ordered Bandos.

Saradomin looked at the ailing war god with a hint of amusement, then sent a lightning bolt into Bandos’ chest, knocking him out for the second time that day. “Oh well,” said Saradomin, “It is nice to have our punching bag back again.”

“For once we agree,” said Zamorak, “I call dibs on the next time he wakes up.”

Guthix shook his head and sighed, saying under his breath, "Thou art so violent." "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

14-May-2010 03:08:05 - Last edited on 09-Sep-2010 01:03:30 by Dantalian

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Nice......

14-May-2010 04:07:00

Orcris

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Haha, picking on Bandos, when do I get my turn? I should really do that questline actually, well I'll get around to it eventually. Funny how the gods treat him. Zamorak is still quite amusing, if only he had been a loyal general.

~Orcris~
~Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.~ Darth Revan
~Est Sularis Oth Mithas~ Sturm Brightblade
~Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality~ Richter Abend
~What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger* Friedrich Nietzsche
~Who I am is not important, my message is~ Darth Revan
~Amor omnia vincit~ Virgil

14-May-2010 18:49:53

Dantalian

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Lol, I personally hate Bandos, and think he is the most idiotic and inane of all the RS gods. Er, but I might have some Bandosian readers, so maybe I should apologize... of course, any such reader would have to be of that rare breed of Bandosians which can actually read. I'll make this easy for them by writing it in Bandosian;

U vairee smart! No how to reed! Me sorry for mean thing sed of Big High War God. He reely great if U like bash head until stupid!

Argh, my head! I'm sure my IQ dropped a few points just by trying to write Bandosian! I am never doing that again! "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

15-May-2010 23:49:06

Dantalian

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-edited out- "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

21-May-2010 02:21:52 - Last edited on 11-Sep-2010 05:02:44 by Dantalian

Dantalian

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“Well this is it,” observed Usha, “Aquaregis’ last intel report led us here. And judging by the coffin this is the right place.”

“Are you sure about this, Lady Usha?” asked one of her guards, “If Aquaregis was correct, this is the ‘tomb’ of the Void King’s own son. Not only might he turn against us, his loyalty to Mephos ensures that if he figures out about Liam…”

“I know the risks,” said Usha, “But I must take them. If Liam still had his memories this is what he would want; I’m not going to bypass that for selfish reasons.”

“If that’s the case why don’t tell him that you know most of his memories already, sis?” asked Hekate.

“That is…” Usha began.

“Is it because you can’t decide if you love Liam or Mephos more?” asked Hekate, “You and I both know they cannot both be alive. The only way for Mephos to return is for Liam to die, and if Liam remains Mephos will not be brought back. Which do you want to happen, sis?”

“I… I can’t decide,” admitted Usha.

“So you’ll leave it up to fate?” asked Hekate, “Or is it that you’ll delay? Sooner or later sis, you’ll have to make your decision. The longer you put it off the harder it will be.”

“We’ll talk about this later,” sighed Usha, “For now let’s open this coffin.”

“Easier said then down,” sighed Hekate, “The darn temple knights were rather thorough with their seals, I bet only their commander knows how to open it. Of course, he‘s thankfully still alive, and now that he‘s been deprived of sleep and food for a few days maybe he‘ll be more willing to help, so guards, bring him here.”

A few moments later, an aged man in white armor was brought to the twins.

“Hey old man,” greeted Hekate, “Open this coffin for us.”

“You think a little sleep deprivation would make me so pliable?” questioned the old temple knight, “How foolish!”

“Don’t worry, I did*’t think it would make you obedient just like that,” replied Hekate, “I just needed to weaken your will a bit. Gwen, if you would…” "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

21-May-2010 02:24:38

Dantalian

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“Yes Lady Hekate,” replied a buxom girl, with long purple hair and pink eyes. Walking over to the old knight, she caressed his cheek and stared deeply into his eyes.

“You think to seduce me? That will never work!” exclaimed the old knight, although he seemed a bit unsure of himself.

The girl smiled, and her eyes began to glow, “Maybe not if I was a human, but… Je’Taime.”

Once she uttered that phrase, the knight’s eyes seemed to glaze over.

“Hah! Seems like Saradomin never though to teach his knights to resist succubi,” laughed Hekate, “Gwen, please have him undo the seals.”

“You heard that right?” asked Gwen, “Will you undo the seal for me?”

“Yes ma’am!” exclaimed the temple knight.

Gwen nodded to Hekate who motioned for the guards to let the old knight go so that he could work on undoing the seal. "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

21-May-2010 02:25:34 - Last edited on 11-Sep-2010 05:06:32 by Dantalian

Dantalian

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READ THIS BEFORE THE NEXT ADD!!!!!!

Thank you. In the next add there is the following paragraph:

|“I don’t understand, though,” said the young Tenzoku, “Why would a child like this be valuable?”|

If you are easily offended/squeamish, skip the paragraph after this one (it begins with: |The Tenzoku leader laughed|) and pick up at the paragraph beginning with: |Anyway, it doesn’t matter|

Should you decide to read the aforementioned paragraph in spite of this warning, you absolve the writer (me) for all responsibility involving your reaction to said paragraph.

FYI: It's not that bad, and doesn't go against any rules (to my knowledge) but easily offended people will be offended by it {Mr Mcmrs, if you're still reading, I'm talking to you [Orcris, you should be fine.]}.

Alright, enough of that, on with the add... "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

03-Jun-2010 22:52:02

Dantalian

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“Send forth thy stars, oh heavenly gate,
Bring forth dominions and powers;
The thirst of this world’s spirit to sate,
With waters of life and blessed showers.

Hm, where did I learn that poem anyway?” Liam asked himself as he lay back, allowing himself to float through the water. One of the perks of being the leader of a powerful and wealthy cult was having a private bath the size of Falador castle, and since he had been sifting through paperwork and reports the last three days, Liam felt he more than deserved an hour or so taking advantage of this perk to relax.

As he closed his eyes, a bell attached to the wall began ringing.

“And there goes my relaxation!” he groaned before beginning to swim back to the edge of the bath.

Orcris leaned on a wall in the entrance to the Cult of Darkness’ main hideout, watching the groups of cloaked men and women pass by on unspecified business. Each one was apparently entirely engrossed within a specific task.

“Liam’s taking his good time,” snarled Ruko who was pacing back and forth.

“And it won’t be good when you two meet,” observed Orcris, “The guards told you he was in the bath and suggested you wait.”

“Wait!” exclaimed Ruko, “Why should we be made to wait?! Liam should be out here right now, and explaining himself to us!”

“Liam is a busy person,” commented one of the cult members, walking up to Ruko and Orcris, “And currently he is trying to get some well deserved rest, but perhaps I could help you?” "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

03-Jun-2010 22:55:14

Dantalian

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Orcris looked the newcomer over; his hair was dark green to a point where it was almost black, and was somewhat long in the front. His eyes were almost golden in color. Also, unlike the other cult members, this person was not cloaked; instead he wore a somewhat fashionable black uniform with violet lining. This was notable since the only other member of the cult that Orcris had seen wear clothes with this color scheme was Liam himself. On top of this, Orcris noted that this newcomer had referred to Liam as simply “Liam” whereas even the higher ups Orcris had talked to referred to him as at least “Lord Liam.” Orcris hoped to the high heavens that Ruko had noticed these things as well.

“Why would I want help from a lackey?” questioned Ruko, as Orcris barely restrained his urge to kill the warlock. “Bring me your boss right now!"

Ruko seemed oblivious to it, but every member of the cult that was in the room when he had his outburst was now frozen in place; some had even dropped boxes or stacks of paper, and all were staring at Ruko with looks of complete horror on their faces.

Orcris turned to look at the young man Ruko had just shouted at, and found him glaring at the warlock. Finally, to Orcris’ surprise the young man began laughing.

“You think you’re even worthy to stand in this place?” he asked Ruko. As Ruko opened his mouth to retort, the young man took a clay bowl off a nearby table and held it in front of Ruko. His eyes now glowing red, the young man said, “You will now realize the awesomeness of the object you call a bowl, and by extension, your own comparative uselessness; then you will despair.” As he said this, the young man put the bowl on the floor. "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."

03-Jun-2010 22:57:33 - Last edited on 11-Sep-2010 05:11:42 by Dantalian

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