“That would appear to be the message,” replied the paladin captain.
“Hm, I see,” said the clown, “Well then, sign me up for some of that six star treatment!!! I'm one of Zamorak's biggest fans! See?” At these words, the clown spun around rapidly, and upon stopping was wearing a red evening gown embroidered with golden symbols of Zamorak, a foam helmet in the shape of a Zamorakian symbol, and a foam hand upon which was written “Zamorak pwns!* *See?* questioned the clown, “I even have a Facebook group dedicated to him! And my clan's name is Zamorak is Aw3s0m3! Zaros is a Sm3lly D14p3r!
I believe I've proven myself as a true follower of Zamorak, now hit me!”
The clown waited for a few moments, and when nothing happened shouted, “Oh come on! Is this not Zamorakian enough for you?! Fine, how about this?!” At this, the clown tore off his clothing, revealing his pasty-white-but-covered-in-red-tattoos-in-the-shape-of-Zamorak's-symbol body to all of Ardougne, Immediately, a third of the gawking citizens ran for their lives, a third turned to stone, and the rest spontaneously combusted.
“There!” shouted the clown, “How's that, Zaros the smelly?” After another few moments of nothing happening, the clown groaned in exasperation.
“Alright,” he said, “But I still have my secret weapon, behold!” At this, the clown tore off his skin, revealing that every bone in his body had the symbol of Zamorak carved into it, and all his organs were in the shape of the same symbol.
“Not even you can deny that I am the l33t3st pwnistist follower of Zamorak!” exclaimed the clown, “So hurry over here with that six star treatment!”
“Who the fu-” Rue was interrupted as another arrow flitted past his head. Glaring at Kevin, he continued, “is that?”
“A good question my boy,” said the clown, standing right behind him.
Rue spun around and glared at the clown. “Well then,” he said, “Who are you?”
"He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."
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