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~` Yanille `~
(After barely defeating their enemies, Savior, along with his friends, has been transported to a random area by some dark magic. Now, with the slight help of a map, they have discovered where they are and are making their long journey to the magnificent city known as Yanille.)
Savior: (Randomly falls to the ground) Gah!
Joe: Ugh... what now?
Savior: I’m tired.
Joe: >.<
Scott: Get over it. You’re the one with the map. (Sigh)
Savior: (Stands up and smiles awkwardly) Err... a map?
Sparker: Don’t tell me we’re lost...
Savior: Okay, we’re not lost.
Sparker: Liar! (Stabs Savior in the arm with a small dagger)
Savior: Ow! That hurts! ... Well, it kind of hurts. Actually, it’s more of a small sting. Wait... did it even cut me?
(Sparker laughs maniacally and then passes out on the ground)
Savior: Okay then...
Stupid Mage: Anyway, we’re lost?
Savior: Yep.
Sparker: Gah! (Stabs Savior in the leg before falling again)
Savior:
Joe: Stop it, Sparker. >.>
Sparker: But... he’s a liar.
Scott: No, you’re a liar.
Sparker: ... That means everything I’ve said is a lie! Including this sentence! No!
(Falls over again)
Iceburg: Cut it out. We need to figure out where we are.
Stupid Mage: I believe we could figure out where we are if we had something that showed us...
Scott: Hmm...
Savior: Like a map?
Stupid Mage: Yeah! A map!
Joe: (Smacks self)
Sparker: (While lying on the ground) I’m a good little boy, mommy. I’m a good boy...
Iceburg: (Sighs) There’s a sign right over there. What’s it say, Savior?
Savior: Hmm... (Reads) ‘The large city directly behind this sign is known as Yanille. Please don’t litter. Thanks, management.’
Stupid Mage: Well, that doesn’t help at all.
Iceburg: (Smacks Stupid Mage)
Savior: ... To Yanille!

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~` Lawbreakers `~
(Savior, along with his friends, walks into the quiet town of Yanille.)
Savior: Bwahahahaha!
Joe: Err... enthusiastic about the town, Savior?
Savior: Nope! ;D
Iceburg: Gah... why did we even come here?
Sparker: I don’t know; it was Savior’s idea.
Stupid Mage: Mmm. this place is incredibly boring. Lumbridge was far more enjoyable.
Savior: But... Yanille is amazing! Watch!
(Savior runs over to a trash can, knocks it over, lights the contents on fire, staples an inappropriate flyer on a wall, takes an old woman’s wheelchair (which he destroys right after by taking a ‘joyride’), and then creates an elaborate system of pulleys that, when a door is opened, will dump a bucket of milk onto the trespasser.)
Savior: See?
Joe:
Savior: ... What?
Scott: Can you not read?
Savior: Yeah, I can read. I just showed you all when I read that ‘No littering’ sign a little while ago! Geez, Scott, you need to get your hearing checked...
Scott: That... That doesn’t make sense!
Savior: Aha! You admit it! (Throws a cat at Scott)
Scott: Gah! Why are you so hyper? And where’d you get a cat?
Savior: Anyway... that was fun. Where to next?
Joe: We just walked that incredibly long distance just for that?
Savior: Err... Yes?
Joe: Stupid Mage!
Stupid Mage: What’d I do?
Joe: You were supposed to carry the map!
Stupid Mage:
(Suddenly, a man in a police uniform appears)
Police Officer: (Mutters incoherently)
Savior: What?
Police Officer: (Spits as he continues to mutter, growing angrier)
Savior: What are you saying?
(The Police Officer stops for moment, as if thinking about something; however, he then punches Savior and vanishes)
Savior: Grah? (Falls over)
Joe: >.> Let’s go, guys.

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~` Trouble `~
Savior: Aww. Why’d we have to leave Yanille?
Joe: I’m sorry to say, but –
Savior: Is he going to live, doctor?
Iceburg: >.<
Stupid Mage: Apparently, the Yanillian Police Force, or YPF, is crazy!
Savior:
Sparker: So... you’re just going to accept that?
Savior:
Stupid Mage: Erm...
Sparker: Gah! Say something!
Savior: D: I was in my happy place!
Joe: ... Indeed. Anyway, where are we going to go now?
Scott: Well...
???: Bwahahahaha!
Savior: (Comes to attention) Fluffy?
???: You all are idiots. >.>
Joe: Oh, c’mon! At least insult us to our faces!
???: Fine. (Appears in front of them) I am Striker, and this is Fox! (Fox waves)
Savior: Gasp!
Sparker: Why’d you say, “Gasp”?
Savior: (Shrugs) I dunno...
Scott: Wait, how’d you find us? The only people we’ve seen were those policemen...
Sparker: Crazy policemen! D:
Fox: We are masters of disguise.
Savior: Masters of pies?
Striker: No, you fool! Disguise! Disguise!
Savior: Why would you diss guys? That’s cruel, man.
Striker: >.<
Joe: Anyway... What do you want with us?
Fox: The Santa, of course! We must revive our comrades!
Iceburg: Oh, c’mon. There must be an easier way.
Striker: Who asked you?
???: I did!
Savior: Gasp! It’s Batman!
Sparker: Why’d you say...?
(Batman lands on top of him)
Batman: Yes! Now flee! Flee!
(Batman attempts to fly, but falls onto his face and is then dragged away by rabid dogs, which, for some reason, have completely ignored Savior and the others.)
Striker: >.> Alipo!
(Savior’s Santa is magically drained of all power and it is placed inside of an easy-to-carry bag)
Savior: My Santa! Take this!
(Savior punches the air)
Fox: ...
Savior: Yeah!
Joe: (Shakes head)
Striker: We win! (As he celebrates, he trips and all the power spills – going back into the Santa)
Striker:
Fox: Hey! We stole that fair and square!
Savior: Prove it!
Striker: ... You haven’t heard the last of us!
(Fox and Striker teleport)
Savior: Whoo! (Dances)

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~` A New Opportunity `~
Striker: We never win...
Fox: (Sigh) I know.
Striker: I mean, all we want to do is rule Runescape with an iron fist...
Fox: Is that too much to ask?
(The ground in front of them begins to smoke and they both jump back a bit.)
???: Bwahahahaha!
Fox: Err... who are you?
???: I am... Really Strong Guy! (Laughs)
Striker: Um. Okay?
Really Strong Guy: Fear my muscles! (Flexes in front of Fox’s face)
Fox: >.<
Striker: Hey! Is that a Santa? (Points to Really Strong Dude’s head)
Really Strong Guy: ... Yes?
Fox: Get him!
(They tackle Really Strong Guy and, somehow, get the Santa away from him.)
Really Strong Guy: Now you’re going to get - !
(A loud crash is heard and Really Strong Guy falls backwards, unconscious.)
Fox: >.> Where’d you get a bat?
Striker: (Shrugs) I dunno.
(Nooblet runs up and starts to scream, but then stops and studies Striker.)
Striker: ... Yes?
Nooblet: (Is hit with inspiration) You’re not Savior!
Striker: No, I don’t believe I am.
Nooblet: Alright then... (Sulks off)
Fox: Anyway...
Striker: (Holds up Santa) We finally win! Whoo!
(Suddenly, like a flying hyena of doom, an arrow comes raging through the sky and pierces the Santa, making it utterly useless.)
Striker: ...
Fox: Please tell me that didn't just happen.
Random Archer: Gah! Sorry about that!
(Random archer runs up and takes the arrow, tipping his hat to both Striker and Fox.)
Random Archer: Thanks! (Runs off)
Fox:
Striker: We never win...
Fox: I know...
Striker: All we want is to dominate Runescape with an iron fist...
Fox: Is that too much to ask?
Striker: It could be because we’re too repetitive...
Fox: Maybe. Just maybe.
(Meanwhile, with Savior...)
Savior: Ow! (Starts to cry a little)
Joe: Ugh... why did you do this?
Iceburg: Not the best idea...
Savior: All I wanted to do was play leapfrog with porcupines...
Stupid Mage: Ouch.
(Scott and Sparker wince as the spines are pulled out one-by-one.)
Savior: D:

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~` Hunters `~
(So, our group has continued on their travels after Savior’s accident.)
Savior: Ow. (Takes a step) Ow. (Takes another step) Ow.
Joe: >.>
Iceburg: So, have you learned your lesson, Savior?
Savior: Lesson...?
Sparker: You know, it’s never good to...
Savior: Swim right after you eat?
Scott: What? No. What he meant was...
Savior: With great power comes great responsibility.
Iceburg: (Sigh) Sure, let’s go with that.
Stupid Mage: Anyway, where are we heading?
Joe: Hm. I’ve heard about some field down here that’s normally hunted by people. We can stock up on some food down there, and maybe a few other supplies.
(Savior’s vision goes black and it shows a chicken ‘dancing’ in the magical void. Savior is mesmerized by the dance until he hears his name being rapidly called...)
Joe: Savior!
Savior: ... Huh?
Joe: >.< You were daydreaming.
Savior: Well, I...
Sparker: Look! A bird!
(They watch the bird land on a ‘tree’ and, suddenly, it flips upside-down and the bird is stuck. A hunter walks up and takes the bird.)
Scott: Poor bird...
Hunter 1: ‘Ello!
(Joe walks up and shakes his hand.)
Joe: Hey. You’re hunters, right?
Hunter 3: That we are. What brings you to our grounds?
Iceburg: We’re wanderers, for the most part.
Hunter 2: I see. So, you need supplies?
Joe: Yeah, we were hoping you’d share some.
Hunter 1: It’s not a problem.
Hunter 3: Rioche!
(A small wolverine runs up carrying a small bag.)
Hunter 2: Thank you, Rioche. (Opens the bag) Very nice.
Savior: It’s so awesome! (Reaches to touch Rioche)
Rioche: >.> Don’t even think about it.
Savior: Gasp! A talking wolverine? B-But... how?
Rioche: I’d rather not talk about it with you.
Iceburg: Anyway...
Joe: About those supplies...
(Savior touches Rioche’s back with his index finger.)
Rioche: >.< (Growls fiercely)
Savior: (Screams)
(Rioche begins to chase Savior around the field, biting and scratching him.)
Joe: (Sigh) I think we’ll be going now.
Savior: D:

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~` The Abyss: Part One `~
Striker: (Sigh) Wow, these last few attacks haven’t gone exactly as planned.
Fox: Man. Will we ever win? It seems as if we are doomed to live the lives of losers...
Striker: Yeah...
(Smoke begins to rise from the ground; they both jump back and draw their weapons.)
???: How dare you come here!
Striker: Huh?
Fox: (Wipes sweat from his brow) I think we’re about to fight, Striker.
(A man rises up from the ground, screaming something that is incomprehensible.)
Striker: Who are you?
???: I am the High Mage of Zamorak!
Fox: (Starts to lower his sword) What do you want with us?
High Mage of Zamorak: I have come to assist you two.
Fox: How could you help us?
High Mage of Zamorak: I know a way to revive your friends.
Striker: (Sheaths his sword) You do?
High Mage of Zamorak: Yes; they were sent into the void.
Fox: We know that, but how can you help us retrieve them?
High Mage of Zamorak: I know how to access that void, my good men.
Fox: Oh?
High Mage of Zamorak: To get back your friends, you must first travel through the abyss. There, you will meet two mages: the High Mage of Saradomin and the High Mage of Guthix. Speak to them, and they will summon their gods to assist you. I believe that Guthix is the only one who will be able to bring your friends out of their banned state, so you will have more luck speaking to the High Mage of Guthix. Head my words, friends, and go. (Whispers a spell)
(Fox and Striker vanish as they are teleported and reappear in a dark place.)
Striker: W-Where are we?
???: Ah! Get away, mortals! You have no business here! (Runs at Striker with a dagger drawn)
(Fox grabs his sword from his sheath and slices their attacker across the chest, causing him to bleed. Then, he twirls it in his hand and punctures the man’s throat, sending him to the ground, dying.)
Fox: Ugh. That guy tricked us.
(Another man runs up holding a staff.)
???: (Sees the dead man on the ground) What has happened here?

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~` The Abyss: Part Two `~
Fox: This guy attacked us. We had no choice.
???: Fools... you have killed the High Mage of Saradomin.
Striker: What?
???: I am the High Mage of Guthix, and this... man... was the High Mage of Saradomin. Without him, we are surely going to be witnessing a second coming of the God Wars! Do you realize what you two have done?
Fox: ...
High Mage of Guthix: I suppose it cannot be helped. We will suffer the consequences soon enough. Now, what do you two want?
Striker: We were sent by the High Mage of Zamorak. He told us that you could assist us.
High Mage of Guthix: With what?
Fox: We need you to help us revive our friends that were sent to the void.
High Mage of Guthix: I see. Well, only the power of Guthix can help you now.
Striker: Hm? How can we summon him?
High Mage of Guthix: Well, since your intentions are good, I shall assist you. I will call Guthix here and ask him to bring back your friends. However, I am not sure what Guthix will do.
Fox: Very well.
(The High Mage of Guthix mutters a spell and a large figure rises from the ground in the form of a silhouette. His hand reaches for Striker and Fox, releasing a collection of shadows upon them.)
High Mage of Guthix: Guthix, I call you! Please, assist these two!
Guthix: Silence! I have heard the conversation and will respond accordingly. Since they have such great love for their companions, I will return them from the void. However, I shall also give you the blessing of Guthix. You all will be given a small taste of my power to use however you wish, and now you will truly have the gods alongside you.
(Guthix waves the massive silhouette of a hand in front of them and Mystery, along with Varoki, appear in a pile in front of Fox and Striker – unconscious. The two hands come together and a blue ball forms within. Moments pass, and the blue ball shapes itself into four lightning bolts and they fly into Fox, Striker, Varoki, and Mystery.)
Guthix: Now, go.
(They vanish.)

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~` The Darkened Tower `~
(Joe and Savior fall from the vortex created by the teleport and land hard on the ground. They slowly stand up and brush themselves off, looking around. The trees are all dying or dead, the grass has withered away, and a large tower stands directly ahead of them.)
Joe: W-Where are we?
Savior: You would think that the one that casted the teleport would know. >.<
Joe: Well, at least I did something. We were going to die!
Savior: ... And?
Joe: That’s about it. What more do you need?
Savior: See? Psh. (Turns his back to Joe and crosses arms)
(As Joe begins to speak, the doors to the tower come flying open and a large blue wave flies out from the space inside, which is not visible due to it being incredibly dark. Both Savior and Joe are locked within a large blue ball, unable to move, as three men walk out wearing dark robes and wielding long, crooked staves.)
Joe: What the...? Who are you?
Dark Wizard 1: We are the wizards of darkness. Now, who are you two and why have you interrupted us?
Savior: I like to think of us as being better than you. :3
Joe: (Slaps self) I would be Joe, and this is Savior.
Dark Wizard 2: Well, then –
Savior: (Turns towards Joe) I’m amazed you don’t know my full name.
Dark Wizard 2: Erm... Anyway, as I was –
Joe: Full name? You don’t even know your full name!
Dark Wizard 2: Hello? I’m trying to –
Savior: Aha! But I do. My full name is...
Dark Wizard 2: Pay attention to me! >.<
Savior: Who are you?
Dark Wizard 3: (Sighs) What do you two want now?
Joe: We could use some help reviving our fallen friends...
???: What's going on here?
(A large figure bursts from the door, wielding a large staff with an orb atop it. His cape flows eloquently behind him, and his hood covers his face. His black robes fall to the ground.)
Dark Wizards: Lord Zieth! (Bow)
Lord Zieth: These two...
Dark Wizard 1: Yes, milord?
Lord Zieth: Bring them inside.

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~` Dark Powers `~
(Savior and Joe are tossed onto the marble floor in front of a large chair. Lord Zieth comes in and sits down, eying them with malice. He then whispers to a servant and begins to speak.)
Lord Zieth: Why have you come here?
Joe: (Standing up) We have come requesting assistance.
Savior: Stupid big blue ball. Picking me up and... (grumbles)
Joe: (Sighs) Ignore him.
Lord Zieth: So be it. If you wish for us to help you, you must first solve our riddles and prove yourself knowledgable.
Joe: (Looks at Savior, who is rolling on the ground) Do we both have to compete?
Lord Zieth: No. One of you may do so.
Joe: I’ll do it.
Lord Zieth: Bring them out!
(Three servants come out holding several large tubes. The one closest to Zieth hands him it and he opens it, reading the contents. Zieth smiles and hands the scroll back.)
Lord Zieth: Your first challenge is this... What is the weight of two cows?
Joe: Hm. I’d have to say around the size of two cows? Maybe?
Lord Zieth: Correct. (Takes a second tube and opens it, reading the scroll) Do you know how long these scrolls have been in existence?
Joe: Is this a riddle?
Lord Zieth: Yes.
Joe: >.> I don’t.
Lord Zieth: Aha! You fail! (Starts to laugh, but then realizes that he never asked Joe how long.) Oh, what the hell. You pass...
Joe:
Lord Zieth: The final scroll says, "What is...” Oh, come on!
Joe: Huh?
Savior: (Stops rolling) Wha?
Lord Zieth: (Sigh) What’s your name?
Joe: ... Joe.
Lord Zieth: You win. Yay. You know will receive the powers of the gods and be able to do whatever you wish for one hour.
Joe: Yeah... I’ll just take this one and go ahead and wish back my friends.
Lord Zieth: Wait! Not in the –
(Outside, the castle is engulfed in a blue aura. The ground begins to shake and light spills out from the castle walls. The stone begins to crack and falls, while the trees collapse. Suddenly, the castle explodes from the power and the people inside are tossed through the air.)

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