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~` Druids `~
(Savior and Joe wake up and see Iceburg, Stupid Mage, Sparker, and Scott all lying around the area. Savior and Joe get, slowly, and look over at the tower they had just been in, but see that the entire thing has been destroyed and only rubble remains. Joe and Savior then quickly wake up the others and take them far away from the tower in a northern direction.)
Scott: What happened?
Savior: Well...
Joe: (Slaps Savior) No. You are not telling a story.
(Savior looks up at Joe with puppy dog eyes and whimpers slightly.)
Iceburg: Err... Joe...
Joe: I said no, Savior!
Stupid Mage: Guys, we really don’t care what happened. Right?
Scott: Right!
Iceburg: Right!
Sparker: I wanna know what happened! :3
Savior: (Pushes Joe onto the ground) Well... First we were walking and then Striker and Fox showed up and they were all, like, “Grr.” So, we fought them and we got totally destroyed by them. Well, you guys did, but Joe and I lived! So, anyway, Joe and I woke up here and met this old weird guy and he took us into the big ol’ room and he told us that we had to answer three questions to get you guys back. So, I was too busy with more important duties at the time, so Joe answered them and won the contest! Yay for Joe! Anyway, we wished you guys back and the castle exploded and here we are.
Joe: (Sighs) Now that that’s over, can we go find some help?
Iceburg: Yeah... if I heard correctly, you guys were at the wizard’s tower and so the next area for help would be the druids north in Taverly.
Savior: (Rolling on the ground) I have no time for taffy! Huzzah!
Scott: ...
Joe: Please, just don’t talk. Alright?
Savior: D:
Iceburg: Anyway, to the druids!
(They march north quickly, but find that the druids’ homes have all been attacked and the druids have been slain by some evil presence. The bodies of the druids are all around the place as they walk through.)
Savior: Why’s everyone sleeping?
Joe: I’m going to ignore you now.
Savior: (Cries)

06-Jul-2008 20:42:59 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2008 23:53:44 by CaptChekaka

~` Heroes Guild `~
(Savior and the others have finally escaped the confines of Taverly and are making their way through the forest along the path towards Burthrope. Savior, in all of his glory, stole a pair of boots and a tinderbox from the druids on their way through, but he has no use for them.)
Savior: Hey, Joe.
Joe: Yeah?
Savior: Mind holding this tinderbox and this pair of boots for me for a second?
Joe: Err... sure. (Takes the items)
Savior: Aha! Now you have to carry them! How do you feel about that?
Joe: ... (Drops the stuff onto the ground and starts to walk)
Stupid Mage: XD
Savior: (Picks up the items)
Scott: Why did you even take that stuff, Savior?
Savior: You never know when it will be of good use.
Iceburg: (Sighs)
(The group continues walking until they come upon an enormous building engraved with marvelous statues and designs. Savior immediately drops the items and knocks on the large wooden doors. Moments pass, and a small slot near eye-level opens.)
Guard: Who goes there?
Savior: It is I! Savior the Magnificent!
Guard: No, you’re not him.
Savior: I believe I would know who I am.
Guard: We already have one. Go away. (Closes slot)
Sparker: Oh! I wonder what color they have! :3
Joe: (Starts to speak, but stops, sighing heavily)
Savior: I shan’t be denied!
(As fast as a guy that’s going really fast, Savior grabs a cart of hay nearby and uses the tinderbox to light the contents on fire. Then, Savior walks up to the door, pushing the cart, and says, “Delivery.” The guard, without thinking, opens the doors. Savior grabs him and puts the pair of boots on his ears before shoving the flaming cart inside of the guild and then running away.)
Joe:
Savior: Quick! Flee! Flee! D:
(They start to leave and then hear an enormous explosion come from behind them. They turn and see a funnel of flames flying high above the guild, and they begin to run north towards Burthrope, leaving the burning guild behind.)

06-Jul-2008 20:47:25 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2008 23:53:54 by CaptChekaka

~` A Dying Search `~
(Savior is skipping merrily ahead of the others, when suddenly the sky becomes filled with dark clouds and a sharp wind begins to blow. Savior slows and begins to walk with the rest of them. Ahead of them, you can see the faint outlining of Burthrope.)
Savior: Why’d it get so dark all of the sudden?
Joe: Dunno...
Savior: Gasp!
Sparker: Why did you...? Oh, never mind.
Savior: Joe actually doesn’t know something! It’s the apocalypse! D:
(Savior starts to run in circles, screaming, until Joe trips him and knocks him back to his senses.)
Iceburg: Anyway...
Savior: Hey, look! (Points in Burthrope’s direction) A dark and menacing-looking city! :3 Let’s go!
(Before Joe, Iceburg, or Scott could say anything, Savior Stupid Mage, and Sparker all ran off towards the city.)
Scott: Well...
Joe: (Sighs) Sometimes, I really hate him.
(Meanwhile, in Burthrope...)
Drunk: Well, you be in – hic – in – hic Burthrope, you know. So, -hic – you have to...
Savior: No! He’s having a heart attack! Quick, give him CPR!
(Savior knocks the guy down and takes out a random shovel, beating the drunk’s chest mercilessly with it until Joe runs up and grabs the shovel from him.)
Joe: What in hell are you doing?
Savior: Joe, you should’ve seen me. I saved this guy’s life!
(They look down at the bloodied drunk in front of them.)
Iceburg: Nice job there.
Savior: Err... Look at that! (Points behind them) It’s a monkey on a trampoline wearing a scuba outfit while eating sushi!
Sparker: A trampoline?
(They all turn, and Savior lights the corpse on fire.)
Stupid Mage: >.> You lied.
Savior: ...
Flaming Drunk: I’m still alive...
(Savior kicks the drunk in the head and then starts to walk away.)
Joe: Where are you going? >.<
Savior: There’s obviously no help here!
(They look around and see a group of trained assassins, experts in sword fighting, and other abilities all around.)
Scott: But -
Savior: Let's go!

06-Jul-2008 20:47:47 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2008 23:54:05 by CaptChekaka

~` Trolls `~
(Savior is running ahead of the others, being distracted by anything that moves, while Joe is still trying to figure out where they are heading.)
Savior: Hey, Joe...
Joe: Huh?
Savior: Where are we?
Joe: Um... (Looks around) >.<
Savior: Well, as long as we can tell our surroundings apart from one another we won’t get – Oh my God! Is that a rock?!
(Savior runs over and picks up a small pebble.)
Iceburg: Err...
Savior: Another?! No way!
(Savior runs behind a small rock formation, but then runs back into view very quickly screaming at the top of his lungs.)
Scott: What’s wrong?
Savior: That... That rock! It totally moved! And it’s green! And it carries... it carries...
Sparker: Yeah? Yeah?!
Savior: It has the stiiick! D:
Joe: >.>
Stupid Mage: Wait... rocks don’t move...
(Scott turns around and slaps Stupid Mage, causing him to fall on the ground and start whimpering.)
Scott: No.
Stupid Mage: But...
Scott: No, just no.
Joe: Anyway, what about this *rock”?
Savior: It wasn’t just a rock... it was a rock with a stick...
Joe: Whatever. >.>
Savior: It kind of looked like that... (Points at large green figure standing behind Sparker)
(Sparker slowly turns and finds himself face-to-belly with a mountain troll. Sparker cannot believe what he sees and goes to touch the belly, but Scott grabs his arm.)
Scott: You know that song... “Touch The Troll” by Presidents of the RSB?
Sparker: (Nods)
Scott: Don’t touch it.
Sparker: (Slowly retrieves hand)
Troll: Fliggo?
Savior: Ah! That’s a threat! I heard it! I heard it with my own eyes! Quick! Run! Run! As fast you can! He can’t catch us; he’s the gingerbread man!
Joe: What the...?
(Savior runs away from the troll as quickly as he can, leading everyone away from the troll. Wondering why they even went this way, they flee from the mountains, but soon find themselves far away in an unknown land.)

06-Jul-2008 20:49:57 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2008 04:45:27 by CaptChekaka

~` Mean And Green `~
(As luck may have it, Savior and his gang made their way to the city of Catherby, where they had resided shortly once prior. Their new adventures gave them hindsight; they now knew what they must do in order to survive.)
Savior: The grass is green as I am red/ The sky is blue as I am...shed/ The wind doth blow as I doth fall/ I eat the turnip whilst it's raw.
Joe: ...sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
Sparker: Y'know, sometimes I feel like we've been at this for ages.
Savior: Y'know, sometimes I feel like we've been at this for ages.
Sparker: D: But I just said --
Savior: D: But I just said --
Scott: Guys, guys, guys...we lost to Varoki; we need to use our brains to defeat him, not our brawn.
Savior: That's what I've been saying!
(They all look at him, dumbfounded.)
Savior: We haven't trained hard enough! We need to work harder! Especially Stupid Mage! And especially Iceburg!
(Iceburg looks up from the map.)
Iceburg: What did I do?
Savior: So I say...farm!
Joe: ...what?
Savior: Look! (He points to a farming patch, where an odd-looking green fellow is tending to some flowers. Savior runs off and greets him merrily.) Hello, little green man.
Little Green Man: Hello, large not-green man.
Savior: What is your name, Little Green Man?
Little Green Man: I am Secateurs the Leprechaun. Pleased to make your acquaintance, mister...?
(As Secateurs offers his hand for a handshake, Savior's eyes suddenly light up with glee at the sound of the word 'Leprechaun.' Savior pounces, grabbing the nearest spade and whacking Secateurs in the head -- he falls unconscious.)
Iceburg:
Savior: I caught him! Look, guys! I caught him! (Savior starts to jump up and down with joy.)
Joe: ****. My. Life.
(The Leprechaun struggles to his feet, and pushes Savior to the ground.)
Secateurs: We Leps' are a friendly people! But you, young man, have drawn our fury! Prepare for battle!
Savior: D:
Stupid Mage: DUN! DUN! DUN!
Sparker:

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