forums.rs

Forums

Azzanadra is dissapointed...

Quick find code: 341-342-897-65351242

of 187
Snufflapagus

Snufflapagus

Posts: 2,036 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Allarla said :
Post Quest Dialogue.

Snufflapagus said :
Allarla said :
Ariel Arilon said :
Azzanadra is disappointed that Zaros asked him to come in to work on Saturday !

..and Sunday too! : (
Makes you wonder what Azzanadra would do otherwise on a Saturday or a Sunday. :D
Most of his weekends revolve around him reading through our weekly disappointments. During the week he's too busy praising Zaros or pretzeling those who fail to please him.
Gloomy Sunday, my hours are slumberless,
the disappointments I live with are numberless... :D
Azzanadra is disappointed that you summed up his weekends in a single sentence. Chapter 5, page 66 of his book 'How to Not Get Pretzel'd' clearly dictates that if you are to write a poem about his life and/or day-to-day matters its required length needs to me a minimum of two stanzas long. Azzanadra called us close. He then bellowed at the top of his lungs "
Don't disappoint me or you shall suffer the consequences!
" We still don't know what they will be.

03-Sep-2015 22:42:34 - Last edited on 03-Sep-2015 22:45:27 by Snufflapagus

Allarla

Allarla

Posts: 786 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Didn't plan to "rearrange" the complete original song, but if it has to be two stanzas, then here you go:

Gloomy Sunday, my hours are slumberless,
the disappointments I live with are numberless
Little excuses will never awaken you
after that I have personally pretzel'd you
I will have no thought of going easy on you
with all the times I had to be displeased with you
Gloomy Sunday

Gloomy Sunday, with facepalms I spend it all
My Lord and I have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be pretzels of players that are sad to know
I'll let them weep, let them know that they have to go
This is no joke for I'm most discontent with you,
with the last breath of my soul, I will vent on you
Gloomy Sunday

:P :D
The Green World Guardian of Guthix and of Gielinor

04-Sep-2015 19:35:43

Snufflapagus

Snufflapagus

Posts: 2,036 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Allarla said :
Didn't plan to "rearrange" the complete original song, but if it has to be two stanzas, then here you go:

Gloomy Sunday, my hours are slumberless,
the disappointments I live with are numberless
Little excuses will never awaken you
after that I have personally pretzel'd you
I will have no thought of going easy on you
with all the times I had to be displeased with you
Gloomy Sunday

Gloomy Sunday, with facepalms I spend it all
My Lord and I have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be pretzels of players that are sad to know
I'll let them weep, let them know that they have to go
This is no joke for I'm most discontent with you,
with the last breath of my soul, I will vent on you
Gloomy Sunday

:P :D

Azzanadra is pleased with this poem. He is so pleased in fact that he has decided that this poem has been the single greatest contribution that any of us mortals have ever created for him. Azzanadra called us close. He then bellowed at the top of his lungs "
Don't disappoint me or you shall suffer the consequences!
" We still don't know what they will be.

05-Sep-2015 00:13:14 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2015 00:13:34 by Snufflapagus

Dionysius
Dec Member 2011

Dionysius

Posts: 1,236 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Heidly Ees said :
The fact alone that he says he's disappointed in the new PQD shows how much of an effect this thread has had on the game..

Love you J-Mods who read, love and follow this thread.

Azzanadra is, however, disappointed that you have thus far only included one more (as far as I'm aware) disappointment in to his dialogue since the introduction of this thread... The original Wise Old Man

05-Sep-2015 13:06:19

Green Mage
Aug Member 2021

Green Mage

Posts: 1,361 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Dionysius said :
Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not champion the Zarosian cause in Recruitment Drive by carrying Zaros across the bridge rather than the sack of grain.

Illyria said :
Azzanadra is disappointed in you because you gave Elvarg's head to Ozia*h and not Zaros in Dragon Slayer

Azzanadra is disappointed in you because you found the Stone of Jas and not Zaros beneath Lumbridge swamp

Azzanadra is
VERY
disappointed in you because you rescued him and not Zaros from Jaldr*****...

Oh my gosh, I was trying to drink tea when I read these, and I almost sprayed it all over the table reading these haha.



Azzanadra is disappointed in you because didn't dye your nox staff with treasure trail Zaros Purple Dye..

Azzy is also disappointed in you for not passing the Zaros trial for silverlight in Demon slayer...

Azzandara is disappointed you haven't added Zaros yet
*
´¨)
¸.
*
´
(¸.
* Green Mage ;) ~ Bringing the GREEN to Runescape since 2010

05-Sep-2015 13:20:43 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2015 13:51:54 by Green Mage

Robo Hobo

Robo Hobo

Posts: 19,808 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
I walk down the temple hall and turn to see Azzanadra sitting behind a desk, flipping through the pages of a large book and taking no notice of my entrance.

"Uh, Azzanadra, you wanted to speak to-"

"Take a seat." Azzanadra cuts off my words and nods toward a chair opposite the desk, without taking his eyes off of his book.

I hesitate for a moment, the tone of his voice did not seem pleasant.

He lifts up his eyes from his book with a stern expression and immediately I run over to the chair and sit. I remain silent for a few moments, expecting him to explain why he summoned me here. After several more seconds I decide just to ask.

"So what did you-"

"My sources tell me you were at the Grand Exchange in Varrock yesterday."

I shake my head from confusion. What does that have to do with anything?

"Uh, yeah, I was selling off some loot I got from some slayer tasks."

Azzanadra suddenly slams the book shut, with a sound so loud it echos throughout the temple and makes me shift in my seat.

"You bought a weapon too." Azzanadra says, with a tone straining to remain calm.

"Oh, yeah, I got a godsword to help with slayer training, so I don't use so much food on tasks-"

"A Saradomin Godsword." Azzanad*a emphasizes the word 'Saradomin' with clear distaste.

"Well yeah, that's the one that heals after all. Why does that matter to you?"

Azzanadra looks shocked and heartbroken, mouthing the words 'matter' and 'why' as he comes to terms with what I said.

"Azzanadra...?"

Azzanadra shakes his head and brings himself back to his calm but stern expression.

"I am disappointed in you. You should have bought a Zaros godsword instead, to strike down his enemies in his honor! Yet you...betray him, by buying a Saradomin godsword instead? How could you!"

"There isn't a Zaros godsword Azzanad*a."

"Then you must rectify that with all due haste, and maybe then I will forgive you. Maybe." You can only fully appreciate a story when you experience it through the eyes of one of its characters.

05-Sep-2015 14:09:26

Green Mage
Aug Member 2021

Green Mage

Posts: 1,361 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Azzandara is disappointed you did not make Zaros a pot lid too in One Small Favor to further his cause.

Azzandara is disappointed your prayer skill icon symbol is not Zaros' symbol.

Azzandara is disappointed that you didn't cross the barrier in meeting history and jump in the way of Zaros being betrayed by zamorak.
*
´¨)
¸.
*
´
(¸.
* Green Mage ;) ~ Bringing the GREEN to Runescape since 2010

05-Sep-2015 15:47:27

Gemmi3
Aug Member 2023

Gemmi3

Posts: 3,821 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Azzanadra is disappointed that I have failed to visit Zaros at any time this week. He is also disappointed that I used the excuse that I am F2P and cannot currently reach the world gate. I expect a pretzeling to occur upon my return to P2P.
Madness is just a state of mind.

06-Sep-2015 10:58:33

Green Mage
Aug Member 2021

Green Mage

Posts: 1,361 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Azzanadra is disappointed you found the saradomin owl, guthix raptor and zamorak hawk eggs, but you haven found the Zaros falcon yet...
*
´¨)
¸.
*
´
(¸.
* Green Mage ;) ~ Bringing the GREEN to Runescape since 2010

06-Sep-2015 17:23:45 - Last edited on 06-Sep-2015 17:24:13 by Green Mage

Quick find code: 341-342-897-65351242 Back to Top