RuneScape Forum Archive | Azzanadra is dissapointed...

Nov

2023

Lego Miester

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Sepulchre said :
Yes, Cursed wisps.

Guthixian Caches aren't a real thing anyway.

Azzanadra is disappointed that no one ever plays Zarosian Caches. Headcanon Haven, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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11-Aug-2016 19:19:01

Solanumtinkr

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Azzandara is disappointed his mankini shrunk in the wash. The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
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11-Aug-2016 19:25:15

Eren Lapucet

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Azzanadra is disappointed that my ingenuity went unnoticed...

...I suppose it's not easy being Unaligned. I'm too Unaligned to have a forum signature.

11-Aug-2016 20:11:07

Kimbalion

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Azzanadra is disappointed that no one knows how many disappointment volumes he wrote so far, ever since he was Legatus Maximus and that no one knows of his "Grand Library of Disappointment".

Azzanadra is also DEEPLY disappointed to see so many people believing in "Sueradonim" instead of Zaros (considering that he secretly kills many children in RS, which is why you barely see any; he REALLY hates children. Especially when they try to get up on his lap during Christmas and pull his beard, or stain his robes with purple candy (Azzanadra is pleased with children staining Saradomin's robes with purple sweets).

With people like that, I think Oktoberfest will have a large supply of pretzlels this year.

He's also disappointed that I didn't write everything in purple

11-Aug-2016 21:44:58 - Last edited on 11-Aug-2016 21:47:42 by Kimbalion

Ancient Drew

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Azzanadra is disappointed that my hair is blonde irl and minty green on here. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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11-Aug-2016 21:51:21

Allarla

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Eren Lapucet said :
Azzanadra is disappointed that my ingenuity went unnoticed...

...I suppose it's not easy being Unaligned. If you mean this...
Allarla said :
*other quote snipped due to irrelevance* Eren Lapucet said :
The Unaligned God is disappointed... Azzanadra is disappointed in these two. No further explanation is required. ...then Azzanadra is disappointed that a) you think it went unnoticed, b) you call it ingenuity.

Kimbalion said :
Azzanadra is disappointed that no one knows how many disappointment volumes he wrote so far, ever since he was Legatus Maximus and that no one knows of his "Grand Library of Disappointment". Azzanadra is utterly disappointed that you called him a Legatus, when he's a Pontifex Maximus.

And Azzanadra is disappointed that some of the disappointments lately are outright silly. If you people are disappointing him, at least put some effort into it!

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11-Aug-2016 22:40:43

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12-Aug-2016 04:02:12

Aug

2023

William Witt

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[#0MGFV81HT] said :
Allarla said :
And Azzanadra is disappointed that some of the disappointments lately are outright silly. If you people are disappointing him, at least put some effort into it!

Well I don't think using the Enchanted Key to reverse everything is silly, we could travel back in time and hold Zaros as he trips so he doesn't fall to fix everything.

Or we could time travel Soran to Cabbage Pacepunch Bonanza and force him to create a faction there.

He didn't trip; Zamorak knocked him over. See Viggora's dialogue for yourself.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you have bought into this player falsehood and believed that the god of fate could simply "trip" at an inopportune moment.

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12-Aug-2016 05:03:30

Maiden China

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Ancient Drew said :
Temekel is disappointed that nobody knows what happened to him. hopefully something suitably epic
it's almost certain that he's dead, since zemmy's notes make no mention of him and you don't just forget about the most badass mahjarrat of all time

his introduction is likely just to make the mahjarrat race slightly more 'real', like the majority of the characters in the silmarillion exist only to make the lotr universe more real Carn

12-Aug-2016 06:05:06

Kimbalion

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Azzy is deeply disappointed in me, for saying his incorrect title and instead, of the traitor's, and also because I didn't said, with the necessary reverence, his full name (I believe a pretzel'ing is in order for me).

Azzanadra is also disappointed that I didn't insult Zamorak enough times before.

Azzanadra is disappointed beyond editions that his 1000th disappointment book (The Most Pretlzing Disappointments of Azzanadra) was a bomb shelf; instead of the other book he wrote "9001 Ways to Devote to Zaros".

12-Aug-2016 15:43:45

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