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Allarla

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You better watch out,
you better not cry,
better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Azzanadra's coming to town

He's making a list
and checking it's right,
gonna find out who gets pretzel'd tonight
Azzanadra's coming to town

He sees you when you're questing,
he knows when you train skills,
he knows if you're gonna disappoint
so please do as Zaros wills!

Ooh, you better watch out,
you better not cry,
better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Azzanadra's coming to town

Merry Zarosmas and Happy Nex Year to all my fellow disappointments! :)
The Green World Guardian of Guthix and of Gielinor

24-Dec-2015 19:12:04

Velia
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^Azzanadra isn't even disappointed, that's amazing.

However, Azzanadra is disappointed in this: Maiden China said :
Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't 'tremble mortal, before the altar of our dread lord Zaros'
Azzanadra is disappointed that someone, whether Zarosian or not, wrote down that Zaros is a 'dread lord', and should be 'trembled around'. For Zaros is not to be dreaded! He is to be loved, and embraced! The only trembling around Zaros one should do is the trembling of complete adoration, awe, and anticipation to serve the Great Lord!

24-Dec-2015 20:01:07

SwedishPagns

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Allarla said :
He sees you when you're questing,
he knows when you train skills.


He also watches you master b8
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26-Dec-2015 00:21:26 - Last edited on 26-Dec-2015 00:21:46 by SwedishPagns

Allarla

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Velia said :
^Azzanadra isn't even disappointed, that's amazing.
Thanks. :)

Maiden China said :
love your poem btw, allaria :P

Thank you as well, though I'd like to make two small corrections:
1. It's not my poem, I just "rewrote" a good old Christmas classic.
2. My name is actually AllarLa, not Allaria. :P

Maiden China said :
Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't 'tremble mortal, before the altar of our dread lord Zaros'
Maiden China said :
I thought that was a bit odd also... but there are probably actual Npc's who thought Zaros was a 'dread lord' and it was 'cool' to follow him because of that... sort of hazeel types

Discussing this on a bit more serious note, I think the keyword of that carving is mortal . The Mahjarrat and the demons were definately not in that category and I think the rest was thought to be low enough to be "excluded" from the grace of Zaros.
The Green World Guardian of Guthix and of Gielinor

26-Dec-2015 14:30:03

Nolhiir
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Allarla said :
Velia said :
^Azzanadra isn't even disappointed, that's amazing.
Thanks. :)

Maiden China said :
love your poem btw, allaria :P

Thank you as well, though I'd like to make two small corrections:
1. It's not my poem, I just "rewrote" a good old Christmas classic.
2. My name is actually AllarLa, not Allaria. :P

Maiden China said :
Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't 'tremble mortal, before the altar of our dread lord Zaros'
Maiden China said :
I thought that was a bit odd also... but there are probably actual Npc's who thought Zaros was a 'dread lord' and it was 'cool' to follow him because of that... sort of hazeel types

Discussing this on a bit more serious note, I think the keyword of that carving is mortal . The Mahjarrat and the demons were definately not in that category and I think the rest was thought to be low enough to be "excluded" from the grace of Zaros.

Plus, that tablet was carved after Zamorak's rise to power, as it mentions "Zamorak the pretender" iirc. So its probably meant to strike fear into any loyal to Zammy or Sara should they enter the temple by making Zaros seem big, dreadful, and as if he's hiding behind a curtain.

And of course Azzanadra is disappointed that nobody has been caroling with traditional Zarosmas holiday songs. Joy to the Majarrat and We Wish You a Godly Zarosmas .
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26-Dec-2015 16:10:00 - Last edited on 26-Dec-2015 16:15:13 by Nolhiir

Allarla

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Nolhiir said :
And of course Azzanadra is disappointed that nobody has been caroling with traditional Zarosmas holiday songs. Joy to the Majarrat and We Wish You a Godly Zarosmas .
Since you've obviously missed the third post on this page... :P

O come all ye faithful,
joyful and triumphant,
o come ye, o come ye to Senntisten
Come and behold Him,
returned the God of Shadows,
o come, let us adore Him,
o come, let us adore Him,
o come, let us adore Him,
the Empty Lord

;)
The Green World Guardian of Guthix and of Gielinor

26-Dec-2015 17:10:37

Maiden China

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“People aren’t always what you want them to be. Sometimes they disappoint you or let you down, but you have to give them a chance first. You can** just meet someone and expect them to be everything you’re looking for and then be angry when they’re not every hope and aspiration you projected onto them. It’s foolish to believe that someone will be what you imagine them to be. And sometimes, when you give them a chance, they turn out to be better than you imagined. Different, but better.” ~not Azzanadra

ah, sorry about the name... I should have copied and pasted the name like I usually do to be sure
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26-Dec-2015 21:12:14

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