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Kemtros
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Cybernet377 said :
Tiny Sliske said :
I'll probably catch a lot of flak for this but... Sliske.

I know that's realistically impossible because of the whole thing they have against humans, plus he's a bit of a nut, but he's really the only "appealing" character I've met in my 11 years of playing. I love the comically sadistic villain archetype, and his snarky attitude. He's supposed to be threatening and here I am head over heels. Women like me are what's wrong with society.

If it were to be realistic, though, it'd probably be a super abusive relationship on both sides what with us constantly trying to kill each other. Definitely not something I'd be up for IRL.


The World Guardian deserves someone as nutty and prone to going overboard as they are.

Considering we shot a confused bird out of an accordion at a poor deaf man just to get his attention, went on a world-trekking series of fetch-quests just to help a store owner get some wood polish, summoned up the dark powers of an evil god who lives in the depths of his corpse oceans to get ourselves a cute zombie parrot, and are planning to wake up a group of near omnipotent goddesses who disapprove of sentient life as a general rule so we can ask them to extinct their species for our own benefit?

Sliske may be the only feasible romantic option.


……………*Wait, Xau-Tak is why we have the ex-ex-parrot? Huh.

29-Feb-2016 05:27:19

Lego Miester
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Prince Brand, purely for the amusing dialogue you get from him if you swap genders after marrying.

Tiny Sliske said :
I'll probably catch a lot of flak for this but... Sliske.

I know that's realistically impossible because of the whole thing they have against humans, plus he's a bit of a nut, but he's really the only "appealing" character I've met in my 11 years of playing. I love the comically sadistic villain archetype, and his snarky attitude. He's supposed to be threatening and here I am head over heels. Women like me are what's wrong with society.

If it were to be realistic, though, it'd probably be a super abusive relationship on both sides what with us constantly trying to kill each other. Definitely not something I'd be up for IRL.


Drat, I think she's right! To think, all that talk of me wanting to kill Sliske for his crimes was just me being tsundere. It's like that weird bromance between Joker and Batman.
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29-Feb-2016 16:22:28 - Last edited on 29-Feb-2016 16:25:39 by Lego Miester

Kemtros
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Cybernet377 said :
Kemtros said :
……………*Wait, Xau-Tak is why we have the ex-ex-parrot? Huh.


Yes it is.

Wilson is the unquestioned master of foreshadowing.


Huh. That's pretty cool.

And now the "mistress who lives in death" makes me think that someone would try to romance Xau-Tak, like Than** trying to court Death.

29-Feb-2016 16:33:59

Roland Lyons
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He became a loner after the death of Astrid and swore to fight alone to protect the human kingdoms from vampyric and demonic hordes.

That or Elena, considering he was from Ardougne himself and the Plague City series probably concerned him the most.
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29-Feb-2016 19:06:28 - Last edited on 29-Feb-2016 19:09:15 by Roland Lyons

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Roland Lyons said :
He became a loner after the death of Astrid and swore to fight alone to protect the human kingdoms from vampyric and demonic hordes.

That or Elena, considering he was from Ardougne himself and the Plague City series probably concerned him the most.

Don't lie, Lillyons. :^)
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29-Feb-2016 20:55:34 - Last edited on 29-Feb-2016 20:55:52 by Raleirosen

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