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Mod Jack

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Now that I think about it, didn't Jack play a huge role in Mahjarrat Memories? Because there, it's very clear from Azzanadra memory that he wasn't present at the battle.

I certainly didn't intend for that to be clear.

06-May-2014 10:23:19

Solanumtinkr

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So Slam'a'snack (Zimzams) provoked Zaros into a confrontation by slaughtering his council. I suppose the next time something like that happens the provoker will just be reduced to smoking boots, with no appearance :P


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07-May-2014 12:02:43 - Last edited on 07-May-2014 12:04:41 by Solanumtinkr

Mod Jack

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Here is an alternate ending to the story, starting after Page 8.

THE EPIC OF SUEROS

Zamorak stood before the Empty Throne, the Staff of Armadyl grasped tightly in his armoured fingers. The smoking skeletons that were all that remained of the council of cardinals still slumped in their thrones. Azzanadra stood open-mouthed, unable to believe what Zamorak had done.

Suddenly the door burst open! A figure in flowing robes backflipped into the room and struck an awesome pose. It was Sueros! The colour of his cool eye sockets changed to reflect his mood. They were currently red.

"Yo Zamorak," said Sueros, "What's this all about, then?"

"Well you see..." stammered Zamorak, "I don't think you're a very good leader and I, um..."

"Aw Zimzam," said Sueros, approaching him and putting an arm around his neck comfortingly, "I didn't know you felt that way, man. You should have come to me. We coulda worked something out."

Then suddenly Saradomin burst into the room!

"There is too much sex and drugs in the Zarosian empire!" boomed Saradomin, "It has to be stopped!"

"Yo Zimzam, Azzy, you guys got my back?" asked Sueros with a wink.

"Yeah of course boss!" said Azzanadra.

"I see now that you're so awesome!" said Zamorak, "Yeah I got your back! Let's put this blue boy down!"

And then Sueros did an awesome kickflip and Saradomin fell over, and then Zamorak grabbed Saradomin in a full nelson and Sueros did a bodyslam to the gut, and then Zamorak and Azzanadra high fived each other and Sueros and they were all best friends forver.

The Sueros grabbed Char round the waist and gave her a huge kiss which left her swooning with excitement.

"Hey didn't I leave her in a cave?" asked Zamorak.

"Nowai, I knew you did that and I magicked her straight to safety," said Sueros.

"Hey no hard feelings," said Char doing a belly dance.

The crisis of the rebellion resolved, Sueros finished the rocket ship he had been working on and he and all his friends flew to the moon and performed a rock concert which solved world hunger and cured cancer. Sueros played lead guitar and also was the lead singer and the drummer.

THE END

07-May-2014 12:54:16

Balustan

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On a serious note, would you say that *** and drugs etc.. were a bigger issue in Zaros' empire than Saradomin's? I can see Zaros being more "liberal" minded than Saradomin.

I can't see it being an issue in either. Dancing though that is a serious issue.
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