Comrades, I suggest that you stand down when faced with the demon-horde of the dread Wanna-Be-Mod faction. They are merciless, and truly do they strike with blades coated with pink for maximum JMod attention. Their warcries of "Jagex is doing you a favor! You should be GLAD Jagex is giving their clients things for the money the client pays you!" and other statements along such vein has no volume limit. It is impossible. For it is said:
"Ye shall defend all of Jagex's actions at all costs; and thine bounty shall be the prospect of thine own silver crown."
The War can never be won, comrades! Not while the Gods favor the WBMs with such great bounty!
It is such a pity that the game that I have loved for so long... has to rot like this, with the mucus-like words of these... these demons, these WBMs, riddled all over the Forums.
*commits Seppukku*
28-Aug-2013 16:55:38