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Indecent Act

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Morgan said :
Found this on the net, thought it was funny :P

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Two friends, Java and JavaScript, are sitting in a bar late one night having a chat. Intrigued by their exotic languages, a steady stream of guys have been walking over to hit on them. However, they're all paying a lot more attention to Java, leaving poor JavaScript stuck in a loop back and forth to the bar.

After a few more iterations, JavaScript's feeling a little tipsy. Eventually, she plucks up some courage and asks the next guy why he's so keen on Java and not her.

He replies: "It’s nothing personal JavaScript, really. I just prefer girls with a little more class."
Hehe :)

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards

one of them will eventually write a Javascript program.

The rest will write Java programs.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

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A foo walks into a bar,
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29-Apr-2016 03:51:15

AoDude

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dd/07/cf/dd07cf62296a8f316199a02a6f139210.jpg

I need one of these...

except ofcourse I would prefer it to be written this way:

[code]var coffee = new Coffee(); do { If (coffee.empty) { coffee.refill(); } else { coffee.drink(); } } while (user.status === "sleepy");[/code]


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29-Apr-2016 14:43:02 - Last edited on 30-Apr-2016 14:10:49 by AoDude

AoDude

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The above post gave me an idea. Can linkify provide a code block tag/formatting? (not syntax highlighting, just showing a box around the code and possibly coloring it differently than the rest of the post.)






But something that wouldn't parse smileys like quote->end parenthesis &quot ;) Would show spaces as nonbreaking spaces so you can indent code. Would handle any pasted tabs as indentions. Ect...






I wouldn't even mind if it only worked in this thread. But it might be a nice feature when sharing code, or sharing bug fixes on this thread...
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29-Apr-2016 14:59:50 - Last edited on 29-Apr-2016 19:48:14 by AoDude

Weyburns
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I like it, would be cool to allow it in other threads, but i'm assuming it would be easy for people to abuse and would require someone with the application to provide proof and ban someone.

maybe possibly something like the custom profiles we can submit custom backgrounds? :)



also maybe add a bottom centre function, using bottom left/right to centre something from the bottom is a little annoying





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29-Apr-2016 20:56:18 - Last edited on 29-Apr-2016 21:19:56 by Weyburns

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