"I finally found the perfect hiding spot to shave!"
"I'm waiting for the magical leprechaun to appear."
"WHAT?! This tree gave me 24 xp! I'm 1 away from 99 Woodcut?!??! Mod Captain logs out."
"Wherez itz armz?!"
"Omg! A twig is sticking out of the ground!"
"I want splitbark top!"
"My leet skills will pwn this tree!"
"I wants some logz plz! I gotta carve grandma a rocking chair!"
"Evil Tree logged out."
"So easy a caveman can do it, eh?!"
"Psh.. Fireman to get a cat? I'll do it myself."
"Kitteh, please come down. I won't hurt you!"
"Mod Captain is on an adventure! Pay no attention to the car in the background."
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Condiments
"mod captain demonstrates how not to cut down trees"
"dammit! why wont this tree grow back!?"
"50 whacks later... damn i should really level my woodcutting"
"damn this, I will just use the car"
"haha! my steel battle axe can cut thru anything! *20 seconds later* or not..."
"mod captain decides to use his chest hair shaver to cut down a tree"
"if you can cut those chest hairs you can cut anything"
"i have a dream. a dream where my chest hairs will stop growing. a dream where runescape will be free of bots. a dream where this goddamn tree will be cut down already!"
"Puts the paper towel lumberjack to shame..."
"It takes a real man to chop trees with a battle axe"
"and you too can looks like this when you get 99 woodcutting on runescape"
"see this face? this face says...'tree...meet the earth!'"
"My axe represents Jagex, this tree represents cheaters. Get the point?"
"Lumberjack?...no no no...Captain Jack"
"you may think he's after the tree, but he's about to do some serious damage to that car back there"
"this axe...is the best axe ever made."
"Careful Captain, you might summon an evil tree"
"can anyone else honestly say that they wouldn't feel silly while posing for this? Just take a second of your time to take this picture and add your own serious face over his and you'll see you just look quite silly!"
"in an attempt to update the woodcutting animation, Mod captain volunteered to do a real life example"
"It's ok kitten, Captain is here to save you"
"Wait...isn't Captain planet against cutting trees?"
"how'd he get this face so serious? he thought about cheaters"
"I'm giving it all she's got captain!"
Best of luck to all
All edits were made before june 24th
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05-Jun-2011 23:41:32
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Cosmic Afro
"This just shows that even Jagex Mods don't enjoy Woodcutting."
"Don't tell me you will only be able to make one plank out of that tree..."
"I'm sorry, Runescape has a 'No shirt, no shoes, no service' policy."
"I told you to pick up the bird's nest, but you wouldn't listen."
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Marius Caro
I returned the wild and didn't even get a t-shirt
With an axe like this, who needs looks?
Usually I don't mind practical jokes, but when I need to cut my own car free they're going a tad too far
"if enough people join this facebook group, i'll shave (and wear a shirt)"
"mod captain died and lost his shirt"
"OMG!! it's a bonus XP weekend IRL!"
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