RuneScape Forum Archive | June Caption Competition

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03-Jun-2011 21:53:06

Terror Fang

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"Ah... Here we have the majestic wild man Mod Captain. Being the alpha mail of the tribe he is tasked to collect resources from the surrounding environment and... Oh! He appears to of spotted our camera man! *Level 138 wild man Mod Captain grunts savagely.*"
Of course I suppose that would have to be a caption... of... the onlooking photo people. Except for the grunt.

03-Jun-2011 21:53:13 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 22:05:37 by Terror Fang

Jan

2008

iMark

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Mod Captions:
1) "Uhm... What end do I use?"
2) "Their are two sides to this axe... But... What end should I use to cut it down and to chop it up?"

By the way thanks for the new screen saver Mod John H. (Jk)... Maybe.

~ Bloody

03-Jun-2011 21:55:33

keystonebill

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Some privacy here guys, I am trying to shave!

03-Jun-2011 22:01:57

Freewendy

Posts: 787 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

1) Who are you calling a bot???????
2) Look I got hacked, ok, I have to cut these logs to buy a new Bandoes top!
3) What do you mean you got a Werewolf slayer task, and I'm it?
4) Where did you put my Dragon hatchet?

03-Jun-2011 22:01:59

Tweetin Bird

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"About time, it only took months to respawn..."
"Argh, my inventory's full. Nobody better steal my tree while I'm gone!"

03-Jun-2011 22:20:42

Ice Reaper

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Verac decided to use Dharok's axe, not knowing that it would soon break.

Well, what do you know? The Dragon battleaxe's special attack also boosts your woodcutting!
No bots dare come around here.
That's all for now.

03-Jun-2011 22:23:48

EpicQuester

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No Tree shall stand before me for I am Mod Captain.

03-Jun-2011 22:45:34

Fendse

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First player ever to learn barbarian woodcutting.
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the woodcutting level to use and using a battleaxe would be too dangerous..."
That "You slip and fail to hit the tree" thing was appearently not removed along with Runescape classic...
"The tree may have escaped, but that marker plant looks like an easier victim..."

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03-Jun-2011 22:50:09

White Bread

Posts: 32 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

"What? My pet cat tried to run away..."
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Sloane: Squirrel! Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg!!! I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it! Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!!!!
After 5 hours of going crazy, Sloane fell asleep... He later got killed by some weirdo who was wielding the Staff of Armadyll.
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My Woodcutting level is 6.
My Woodcutting level is 6.
My Woodcutting level is 6.
My Woodcutting level is 6.
I can only use Quick Chat.
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(Uses iron battleaxe on tree)
Nothing interesting happens.
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Message of the week: Get 5 minutes of fresh air.
Mod Captain: If I cut this tree down in 5 minutes, I'll be 25 exp closer to 99...
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Mod Captain: The G E said "No shirts, no service." Guess I have to get my yews the old way.
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"Mr. Gorbachev, BRING DOWN THIS TREE!"
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Noob1: Why did Mod Captain cut down the tree?
Mod Niall: Why can't Mod Captain cut down trees without people asking about his motives?
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Noob1: How many mods does it take to cut down a tree?
Mod Captain: Let me see...
***********
Noob1: Wow! The graphics on this game are unbelievable! It looks like that guy and the tree are real!
Noob2: That's a window, you idiot.

03-Jun-2011 22:58:38 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2011 01:05:39 by White Bread

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