"Who said you could follow ME? To MY TREE?!"
"Real men use battleaxes."
"This is my axe! There are many others like it, but this one is mine! With out me, my axe is nothing! Without my axe, I am nothing!"
"*Sings* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory."
"After this tree is felled, you shall become my target."
"Ha, and you thought I was only a woodcutter in runescape!"
"You see a tree, I see 25 exp."
07-Jun-2011 16:02:25