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Brionac
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Brionac

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'imma pwn this tree, WITH MY CHEST HAIR!'
'dude, why is there a car in the background?'
'and then he realised.... his mom called him 3 days ago'
'OMG! he's noclipping onto ivy! hax!'
'by the look on his face, i'd say he's got a splinter.'
'some nice ivy boots you got there.'
'scuze me, my bot crashed, how do i chop this?'
'Jmod vs tree the trilogy, coming soon to a cinema near you'
-SirMinecraft :D

03-Jun-2011 15:57:30 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 16:05:32 by Brionac

Spartae

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"Thok smash annoying splinter that get in way! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
"You need level 10 Woodcutting to...
Erm... you need level 10...
Apparantly, you don't need level 10 Woodcutting!"

03-Jun-2011 15:59:15 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 16:06:28 by Spartae

Impsyndrome
May Member 2013

Impsyndrome

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OK, I'll give this a shot. I came up with five good ones:
--He said he'd sell the clothes on his back if it bought him that awesome battle-axe. I'm just glad he held onto his pants.
--Dangit, Mod Captain!! What did we tell you about drawing on your chest with a Sharpie?!
--Two hours later, Mod Captain suffered a terrible outbreak caused by poison ivy. He was never seen without a shirt on ever again. Noob.
--Maybe we should've told him that bird's nests don't have rings inside them in real life...
--"Hey guys, check this out!!" *chops down tree* *tree falls on car* "...Son of a *****!!" <You chopped some Magic logs.> "...Meh."
EDIT: Added the word "awesome" to the first caption for more effect.
It'd be nice if I won, but I really just want to make people chuckle a bit. Let me know if you got a kick out of these captions.

03-Jun-2011 16:33:07 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 16:35:06 by Impsyndrome

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