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January's Caption Competition Winners

Last month's photo was from the Jagex Christmas Party. We asked you to imagine what was going on, and you came up with some fantastic captions.
This month, congratulations go to *drum roll*... Cosmic Afro , whose entry was the most popular here in the office. We are delighted to give him two months' complimentary membership to RuneScape and a RuneScape mouse mat signed by Mark Gerhard and a selection of other J Mods.
Our awesome runner up was Ts Krampell who receives one month's RuneScape membership.
Here are the winners, and the 'best of the rest' captions -

Winner
"I'm sorry, Two-Face, but I've just put both of you on my ignore list." - Cosmic Afro

Awesome Runner-up
"Visit the Makeover Mage, they said..." - Ts Krampell

Notable Mentions:
"So 50% Luke and The Quizmaster walk into a bar..." - Jpmrocks
"Ooh it's photo time, make sure you get my good side!" - Mij XD
"I'm not half the man I used to be." - Doomslayr999
"In hindsight, they shouldn't have asked a guy dressed as the Joker about what to wear." - Snavejay123
"Things were really heating up at the recent Elvis lookalike awards." - Rob Dead
"Riddle me this, riddle me that, half your face is missing so where is it at?" - Kv1000

"I'm sorry, Two-Face, but I've just put both of you on my ignore list."

Who the Zamorak?

Each month, we give you a selection of facts about a mystery J-Mod and invite you to guess who it might be!
Well done to the following players, who correctly worked out that last month 's facts were all about Mod Poppy :
cae, Migy M, Micha Rune, Picklezapper, Desktop, Ruxums, Pixma1000, Raneatecha15, Welfarecase and iDibi !
And now on to this month's contest! Here are ten clues about another J-Mod from the Community Management team.
All the clues are true (and ever so slightly odd, but that is half the fun!)

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• I have a burmilla kitty called Choci


• I love anything with a filthy bassline


• In a previous life, I lived in Madrid for years, where I taught English bad habits to students


• I love T-shirts, cars and geeky gadget stuff (not in that order)


• I was once booked to play in Beirut for a month while working as a DJ


• I have skateboarded for 20 years (and boy am I tired out – I fank you, I’m here all week)


• I am currently learning to fly a little plane


• I love cheese and ham sandwiches


• I have an Etch-A-Sketch on my desk at work - but I'm rubbish at drawing with it


• I can juggle

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There are no prizes for Who The Zamorak?, it's just for fun. So get your thinking caps on, and when you think you know who it is, post your answer on this thread! If you get it right, we'll list your name in next month's newsletter.
Game on!