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Joshuax100

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I once saw someone who desided to attack me at first he seem legit untill he did
"*Becomes a Mahjarrat mage*"
((***c to switch outfits*))
"Becomes a dragon kin warrior*"
((***c to switch outfits*))
"Becomes a iceyne ranger"*

When he went 0cc he sorta voided my attack as well so if he switched I would auto miss...
he must of switched about 30 times before I even landed a hit.

15-Feb-2012 12:37:59 - Last edited on 15-Feb-2012 12:39:30 by Joshuax100

Not Eln
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Not Eln

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Oh god, where do I START.
Two Mahjarrats are getting into a minor tiff. And, by that, I mean they're fighting brutally, and things are getting all, you know... Blown up. And destroyed. Ok, so, it's not a good idea to get in their way, right? The whole "Fire and brimstone and booms." thing, it's not too appealing, right?
Right.
-Cue somebody walking in between them, which I hereby name "Derp."-
So, look, the two fighting decide to take the fight into the air, because, you know, they're nice or something.
Derp: "You may recgognise her due to her obviously larger- then-usual chest size."
...
Wot?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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That's just off the top of my head. Let me think back a bit...

**Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!*~

15-Feb-2012 20:12:04

Maren Vaelo

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ok so this is just a funny little thing that happened when i was rping with my clan and in it theres this guy (gemino) who is a 5 year old ic wise and my clan leader (cl) and
she's talking to this dude we have in captivity. btw when i talk of me it'll be Monser here it goes:
-Cl would walk away from the door then see Gemino with his face in the window-
-Gemino would breath into the window and draw a smileyface- -Cl would begin laughing- -Gemino would draw four legs on the circle making a "f'ed up wolf"-
Monser: hey shouldnt he be in bed? Cl: yeah go tuck him in. (cuz im kind of his babysitter)
((so i walk into the house and see gemino standing by teh window))
Monser: shouldnt you be in bed? -Gemino would become very still- Gemino:~if i dont move he cant see me....
lol situation 2: ok so earlier me gemino and another clan member (acm) and gemino's twin were outside by the clan family's cow pen and Acm comes through the gate *****. Monser: Cover up your *****. you'll make the kids jealous.
Gemino: "mr. monser whats a *****?"
Moner: "its used to make babies"
Gemini:what's a baby? Monser: i'll tell you later.
Gemino: "does Cl have a *****?" (note: cl is a lady)
Monser: well... she has a hole...
Gemino: why doesnt she get it filled in and does it bleed?"
Monser: "im not sure about the filling in part, you'll have to ask her, and i think it bleeds monthly.
(ok now here's a situation where im taking Gemino upstairs to bed but he wants to ask Cl something... duh duh duh.... for me)
Gemino: "l do you have a ***********: -laughs- go tell your babysitter to stop putting words in your mouth" ((dude in background: and other things))
Gemino: Mr. monser sais you have holes and that they bleed monthly. Why dont you fill them in?"
Cl: go tell monser to shut up and that he's going to start bleeding monthly, starting now.
hope you liked it. i might have Gemino and Cl to add some stuff. i probably left out some funny stuff. when the 2nd happened every1 nearly exploded with -

16-Feb-2012 23:29:41

Champy-Kun
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You forgot the baby conversation.
Gemino: How do you make babies?
Cl: You will find out when you are older..
*The young man that visit often to see a girl that lives at the house enters*
*Gemino goes to him and begins whispering to him*
Gemino: Do you like that lady?
Young man: A little bit.
Gemino: Do you want to make babies with her..?
Young Man: That isn't what I plan on doing.
*Gemino then goes over to the young woman and begins whispering to her*
Gemino: Do you like him..?
Young woman: Yes.
Gemino: I like him too...
Gemino: He is nice...
Gemino: Do you want to make babies with him..?
Young woman: Erm...
*Gemino then runs upstairs after Monser calls for him so he can be read a story before he goes to bed*
It went something like that, might not be 100% correct.

16-Feb-2012 23:59:45

Cazarne
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Cazarne

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Alright...this one guy in Falador jumped over a table in Falador's Bar...imagine that! And kicked me whilst not looking...Then ragequited after his dragon longsword didn't cut my lil characters hatchet's head in half. Lesson? Fear the hatchet!

17-Feb-2012 00:17:50

Ryzter11

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i went into falador bar, ordered a drink looked around everthing was normal, someone ran in shouting at me calling me a zamorakian, i explained to them oocly my unholy symbol was the first letter of my characters name, they "-decapitatests u and laffs then runz away afters blowing up teh bar-"
wtf............................................................................

17-Feb-2012 00:32:29

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