Oh god, where do I START.
Two Mahjarrats are getting into a minor tiff. And, by that, I mean they're fighting brutally, and things are getting all, you know... Blown up. And destroyed. Ok, so, it's not a good idea to get in their way, right? The whole "Fire and brimstone and booms." thing, it's not too appealing, right?
Right.
-Cue somebody walking in between them, which I hereby name "Derp."-
So, look, the two fighting decide to take the fight into the air, because, you know, they're nice or something.
Derp: "You may recgognise her due to her obviously larger- then-usual chest size."
...
Wot?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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That's just off the top of my head. Let me think back a bit...
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15-Feb-2012 20:12:04