A letter would be sent to the ruler of Asgarnia. In overly fancy handwriting it would read the following.
HRAH! GREETINGS KING PERSON! I BE BONAR YAKSPLITTER! YES! MAKING FIGHT PLACE BE BONAR! FOR FIGHTING ENJOYMENT OF ALL! WANT TO MAKE MAGIC ROCK IN KINGDOM DOES BONAR! TO SEND MIGHTY WARRIORS TO FIGHT PLACE TO MAKE FIGHT! HRAH!
- BONAR YAKSPLITTER! (Dictated by Bonar and penned by an assistant as Bonar cannot read or write.)
HRAH!
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