You know what's interesting? The government charges you carbon tax... but doesn't pay you carbon credits as a homeowner with a lawn and trees that capture carbon.
The real weird thing is that while they're telling you to not contribute to atmospheric carbon, they will insist that you maintain your lawn at a specific height, and not allow it to grow to full height. You're required to reduce the amount of carbon offset that your lawn produces by cutting it down with a lawnmower, which is generally powered by gasoline. So not only in addition to reducing the carbon offset of your lawn, you're producing even more atmospheric carbon in the process.
And if you don't cut your lawn, well, then they send a bunch of guys in gasoline powered vehicles with with trailers full of gasoline powered machinery to cut your lawn themselves, and then send you a highly inflated bill for the service.
So, like, they tell you not to contribute to the atmospheric carbon, but at the same time, you're required to reduce your carbon offset and contribute to the atmospheric carbon in the process, otherwise they'll do it for you and demand money.
30-May-2023 00:09:46